Is it ok to brew beer if I don't have a beard ??

[sweetcell]

that's a mighty tiny gun to be waving around if you're going to talk that much smack...

 

[CJ-3]

that's a mighty tiny gun to be waving around if you're going to talk that much smack...

The gun isn't small. The Duke is that big!

 

[Cyclman]

Love this one...

 

[dreaded_rust]

There is of course a waiver on the beard requirement for those of us that are prohibited from growing one by Uncle Sam right?

 

[william_shakes_beer]

You need to make a reasonable case in block 10B of your DD2948. Perhaps one of the hairless Dod brewers on the forum that has gotten approval can help you to craft the appropriate entry.

 

[GHBWNY]

about 1/4 of the way there....

Finally figured out how to hold the honey badger at bay...like a snapping turtle.

Killer beard. Used to have the same, too gray to flaunt now...

 

[Murphys_Law]

I'm making a porter today and as I was mashing in my BIAB bag came loose, spilling some grain out of the bag and into the water. I know this only happened because I don't have a beard!

 

[bendog15]

I've got a goat so I barely meet the requirements. Thank god cuz I brew a lot.

 

[Dan]

After I retired from the Navy, big beard gone wild. Five years later Im clean shaven everyday. Razor clean.

I still brew

 

[catdaddy66]

http://fauxcountrynews.com/charleston-man-arrested-for-operating-a-craft-brewery-without-a-beard/

 

[jerbrew]

http://fauxcountrynews.com/charleston-man-arrested-for-operating-a-craft-brewery-without-a-beard/

We need more of that good policing

 

[sweetcell]

time to resurrect this thread: who else has grown a #coronabeard?

for the first time in my life i have a full face of hair. stopped shaving at the start of the pandemic, haven't been bald-faced since.

BREWERS REPORT: i have brewed 6 times since the start of the pandemic. in blind taste-tests, 100% of tasters (AKA me) preferred the post-pandemic/post-beard beers to my pre-pandemic/pre-beard brews. some nitpickers will point out that the pre- beers are old and stale, however i counter that they were brewed without a beard so of course they're inferior - don't hide behind excuses like oxidation!!!

(i'm considering shaving for the inauguration... need to put an end to this at some point, seems as good a milestone/excuse as any other)

 

[cmac62]

You need to have a beard! If not, how will you get good wild yeast to ferment with?!
Beard Yeast Beer

That's what I was thinking LOL

Edit: One of those times when you don't look at the date stamp on the post your quoting.

 

[tommy24a]

Beard is required..in the meantime use some of that chia pet soil and smear on face.

 

[bracconiere]

i don't always brew with a beard, but when i don't. i have a 5'o'clock shadow...and usually just dump apple juice in a bucket, lol

 

[Nick&Worty]

time to resurrect this thread: who else has grown a #coronabeard?

This pretty well describes my pre-to-post Corona lockdown transition...

 

[cmac62]

i don't always brew with a beard, but when i don't. i have a 5'o'clock shadow...and usually just dump apple juice in a bucket, lol

That's not brewing. LOL

 

[wsmith1625]

To beard or not to beard. That is the question.

~Homebrewers everywhere

 

[Nick&Worty]

I've always kept mine short and neat, but now I'm trying to grow it out long for the first time. It's a whole different grooming skill set! I've screwed up and had to start over like 3 times already! I think I've finally got it figured out.

 

[grampamark]

I’ve had a beard, except for two brief periods, since 1973 or 74. I started brewing 10 years ago so, as far as I know, it’s not possible to brew without a beard.

 

[day_trippr]

My inner beard is brew-enabling enough to get by, from all accounts...

Cheers!

 

[grampamark]

My inner beard is brew-enabling enough to get by, from all accounts...

Cheers!

The main thing is that you were able to get in touch with your inner beard.

 

[tommy24a]

I’ve had a beard, except for two brief periods, since 1973 or 74. I started brewing 10 years ago so, as far as I know, it’s not possible to brew without a beard.View attachment 715685

Too true! Love your shirt..VW fan?

 

[ebbelwoi]

Who needs a hydrometer? Just shave on brew day. When your beard starts looking good, it's time to drink that beer.

 

[grampamark]

Too true! Love your shirt..VW fan?

I like VWs but don’t own one. The shirt says more about me than about the cars.

 

[Nick&Worty]

Who needs a hydrometer? Just shave on brew day. When your beard starts looking good, it's time to drink that beer.

My dude! I think I like this approach!

 

[Nick&Worty]

Have y’all noticed that every beard is different? If I shave and start over, it’ll be a totally different beard than the last one! Grey patches in different places, stuff changing directions, all that.

 

[grampamark]

I brew, and I have a beard. My daughter dropped off my Father’s Day present this morning. I like it.

 

[MaxStout]

Hoppy Father's Day!

 

[seatazzz]

I brew, and do not have a beard (must be that residual estrogen still in my system from before menopause). I do, however, have an extremely annoying (at least to my husband) really fast-growing single chin hair that I cannot pluck to save my life, so I get him to do it. Marriage is a wonderful thing.