I am an idiot

[Leadgolem]

Yeah, sorry. I don't think a mortal can ever match Cheezies offer.

That reminds me, did you want the giant cuttlefish to be amphibious or shoot poison darts? If you go for both we won't be able to get the growth rate you wanted. Either way, the camouflage will be phenomenal.

 

[boydster]

Cheezy is wildy presumptuous. I was not bargaining with him. Your trust in him is honorable, but it may prove to be your undoing. I believe we can come to some sort of understanding, Mr. Golem. I simply covet the goblet. Relinquish it to me and I will pay a fair price. We can go about this in a gentlemanly fashion.
Monsignor Queso. I ask you: What good is the anti-matter device without the assistance of a superluminal vessel to carry you and yours away from complete annihilation? Surely there is no need for us to butt heads.

 

[Leadgolem]

My cup? Oh, you can have that. It's a $1.99 glow in the dark plastic cup. It's just under a black light... Or maybe it's the radiation...

You seem to be suffering from the common misconception that anti-matter is destructive without limit. Sure, you can make a doomsday weapon. Or you can make something that will just level a city, or even just make a loud pop like a firecracker.

My undoing huh? I certainly hope so. I trust Cheezy absolutely, to be Cheezy. Yes Cheezy, I knew about the claws in the contract that lets you try to destroy me once a decade. I do hope you succeed, being animate gets old after a couple of millennia.

Do I take it from your attempt to sow dissension that your latest attempt to introduce T virus to feminine hygiene products has failed Boyd?

 

[Leadgolem]

See, I have a green one two.

 

[boydster]

I harbor no such false notions that antimatter could be destructive without limit. I have information that leads me to believe that my prior statement is accurate, but it behooves me to keep that information privileged until there is an understanding between our empires.

With respect to sowing dissension, I trust you are a man of reason. You know perfectly well that the plastic cup is a facade and that the T-virus is similarly impotent.You know of the Goblet of Destiny and its awesome power. I only wish to amalgamate our enterprises, as we both have implements of both survival and destruction that will further our cause.

Now, this Mister Cheezy may be an asset. He may be a liability. I do not know for sure, and do not have the resources at my disposal to quantify his potential contribution. I offer a flag of truce to him, if his survival is of importance to you.

Mister Cheezy: Shall we be eternal nemeses, or can we come to terms? Clearly you have insulted me, as I have you, with our previous encounter. I think we can get past this, no?

The superluminal travel vessel has been realized. I wish only to offer salvation to those that have shown a propensity for advancement and survival, and to synergistically increase our stronghold on the dumbfounded masses.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Cheezy is wildy presumptuous. I was not bargaining with him. Your trust in him is honorable, but it may prove to be your undoing. I believe we can come to some sort of understanding, Mr. Golem. I simply covet the goblet. Relinquish it to me and I will pay a fair price. We can go about this in a gentlemanly fashion.
Monsignor Queso. I ask you: What good is the anti-matter device without the assistance of a superluminal vessel to carry you and yours away from complete annihilation? Surely there is no need for us to butt heads.

You perchance missed this bit (where I unwisely disclosed the loophole of weakness, but wisely hid it now!)

Ahem. Right. I have the scroll sack of Veluciphers Ghostly She-creature, which should do the trick nicely, being impenetrable save bye a **** ******.

I harbor no such false notions that antimatter could be destructive without limit. I have information that leads me to believe that my prior statement is accurate, but it behooves me to keep that information privileged until there is an understanding between our empires.

With respect to sowing dissension, I trust you are a man of reason. You know perfectly well that the plastic cup is a facade and that the T-virus is similarly impotent.You know of the Goblet of Destiny and its awesome power. I only wish to amalgamate our enterprises, as we both have implements of both survival and destruction that will further our cause.

Now, this Mister Cheezy may be an asset. He may be a liability. I do not know for sure, and do not have the resources at my disposal to quantify his potential contribution. I offer a flag of truce to him, if his survival is of importance to you.

Mister Cheezy: Shall we be eternal nemeses, or can we come to terms? Clearly you have insulted me, as I have you, with our previous encounter. I think we can get past this, no?

The superluminal travel vessel has been realized. I wish only to offer salvation to those that have shown a propensity for advancement and survival, and to synergistically increase our stronghold on the dumbfounded masses.

Is it possible to talk your way into the most powerful partnership ever concieved?? A partnership forged by 2 semi mythical creatures whose power is already substantial???? Oh hell. Why not!

Throw in with us and you shall be overlord of the southern Hemisphere....or Northern.....which did you want Golem? I forget.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I have over 15 books from Raymond Feist in varying conditions (all readable) that I want to get rid of. Do you think if I posted them on craigslist and said that if you take them all and pick them up $20 takes them?

 

[cheezydemon3]

I have over 15 books from Raymond Feist in varying conditions (all readable) that I want to get rid of. Do you think if I posted them on craigslist and said that if you take them all and pick them up $20 takes them?

I would go Ebay on them.

That said, the Zed apocalypse is nigh and such books would be nearly priceless if they survive the initial carnage.

 

[bleme]

I have over 15 books from Raymond Feist in varying conditions (all readable) that I want to get rid of. Do you think if I posted them on craigslist and said that if you take them all and pick them up $20 takes them?

I'd say $20 is more than reasonable. You will get more for them on eBay but more hassle too.

My prized collection is hardback 1st editions, all autographed by Robert Jordan

 

[CreamyGoodness]

niiice... these are just off the shelf stuff. I knew I had to get rid of them when I found out feist was writing the last book in the cycle... and I didnt care.

 

[WesleyS]

You perchance missed this bit (where I unwisely disclosed the loophole of weakness, but wisely hid it now!)

Is it possible to talk your way into the most powerful partnership ever concieved?? A partnership forged by 2 semi mythical creatures whose power is already substantial???? Oh hell. Why not!

Throw in with us and you shall be overlord of the southern Hemisphere....or Northern.....which did you want Golem? I forget.

You guys are idiots. You can't rule what you have no right to. I rule over all hemispheres, even the ones you don't know about.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

"Im a very interesting guy. I can shove a live cockroach all the way up my nose, and then pretend it isnt there".

 

[Obliviousbrew]

http://passionviews.com/10-most-stupid-things-said-on-the-internet/

 

[cheezydemon3]

http://passionviews.com/10-most-stupid-things-said-on-the-internet/

Worth the read. God I love angles.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Oblivion... please tell me there are people that dumb in Spain. We shouldnt be forced to have all the idiots.

 

[cheezydemon3]

You guys are idiots. You can't rule what you have no right to. I rule over all hemispheres, even the ones you don't know about.

Yes, but when you are deadyou will no longer rule. I appreciate you outing yourself though!

 

[WesleyS]

Yes, but when you are deadyou will no longer rule. I appreciate you outing yourself though!

I think you are underestimating my powers, sir.
Do you think you're the only game in town? If you rise up against me, be ready for an epic battle for the ages.

 

[Obliviousbrew]

Oblivion... please tell me there are people that dumb in Spain. We shouldnt be forced to have all the idiots.

Of course there is Creamy but our dumb people is to dumb to be able to use a computer

 

[Leadgolem]

...Throw in with us and you shall be overlord of the southern Hemisphere....or Northern.....which did you want Golem? I forget.

Whichever one has the smaller bikinis.

You guys are idiots. You can't rule what you have no right to. I rule over all hemispheres, even the ones you don't know about.

Why thank you Wesley. However, we are discussing the restructuring plans not the present management. I'll be sure to include your input in the semi-annual newsletter.

 

[WesleyS]

Whichever one has the smaller bikinis.

Why thank you Wesley. However, we are discussing the restructuring plans not the present management. I'll be sure to include your input in the semi-annual newsletter.

Really? You'll include me in the newsletter? Okay, you'll get zero resistance from me. I'll even let you in on the secret hemispheres I know about.

 

[boydster]

I will rule hemisphere of not-quite-so-small-bikinis-as-golem's-hemisphere. May the Secret Weslian Hemispheres rue the day they took delight in accepting junk mail detailing their fall and necessary obliteration.

 

[Leadgolem]

A good sweet apple cider is like the constitution. It's better with amendments.

 

[Leadgolem]

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Yknow whats a lot of fun? throwing away the empty bottles of conditioner and body foam that clutter up the shower and replacing them all with just enough of what you actually need.

 

[bottlebomber]

Yknow whats a lot of fun? throwing away the empty bottles of conditioner and body foam that clutter up the shower and replacing them all with just enough of what you actually need.

No what would be even better? Body foam mead!

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I dont think it would ferment...

 

[bottlebomber]

I dont think it would ferment...

I'll bet it would foam like a sonofagun though

 

[bleme]

I dont think it would ferment...

Might have to secondary it, after fermentation is complete.

 

[Leadgolem]

Yknow whats a lot of fun? throwing away the empty bottles of conditioner and body foam that clutter up the shower and replacing them all with just enough of what you actually need.

It's more fun to put dry red food coloring behind the shower head just before somebody goes to take a shower.

 

[bleme]

It's more fun to put dry red food coloring behind the shower head just before somebody goes to take a shower.

Sounds awesome! Where do I get some???