I am an idiot

[cheezydemon3]

Deer and other large hoofed animals like it.

You could fill couch cushions with it.

EDIT**nobullspitflyingdefense.com says that the flying monkeys actually "consume raw grains such as rye or wheat" would barley be such a stretch?

 

[WesleyS]

Non-sekwitter: So my pastry chef friend and I made beer a couple weeks ago and I sent him home with my spent grain so he could make bread. It was a lotta grain, even for just a 1 gallon batch (true noobs like me only do AG... poorly).

Yesterday another friend of mine and I made more beer. I called the pastry chef "hey bro, do you need more spent grain?" *pause* "Are you serious?"

I'm gonna have to find a plan B on spent grain recycling.

Just wait till you have 40+ pounds of spent grain plus absorbed water weight per brew day.
I'm able to just dump it way back in my back yard.
I think it might be frowned on if you just dumped yours out the window where you live.

 

[WesleyS]

You could fill couch cushions with it.

Best idea ever!
And who needs a memory foam mattress? Just stuff your old mattress with spent grain. It has such a pleasing smell after a couple days. Not at all like vomit.

 

[Leadgolem]

Not so fast! Biotech has completed work on the flying Sentient Venus flytraps and they boast that they are roundup and mashadar proof.

I was tentative about going with a vegetationary defense system, but these things are telepathic and have teeth as long as my arm and testicles the size of watermellons.

Oh those. I have biotech stock, I've had them for a couple years. Wait until you see what they did with the hippos. :fro:

Non-sekwitter: So my pastry chef friend and I made beer a couple weeks ago and I sent him home with my spent grain so he could make bread. It was a lotta grain, even for just a 1 gallon batch (true noobs like me only do AG... poorly).

Yesterday another friend of mine and I made more beer. I called the pastry chef "hey bro, do you need more spent grain?" *pause* "Are you serious?"

I'm gonna have to find a plan B on spent grain recycling.

Besides feeding it to an animal, you could use it as a substrate for growing mushrooms. Maybe see if it's friendly to rice wine mold or monascus purpureus. Get a second use out of it that way?

 

[Swarley88]

Dont y'all have a compost? Sorry if this was already answered. Too drunk and lazy to check hahga.

 

[xtian116]

You could eat it!


Seriously! SWMBO made peanut butter dog treats, I think I ate more than the dog. Best damn cookies that woman has ever made.

 

[cheezydemon3]

You could eat it!


Seriously! SWMBO made peanut butter dog treats, I think I ate more than the dog. Best damn cookies that woman has ever made.

That is effing hilarious.

 

[xtian116]

That is effing hilarious.

The worst part is, it's 100% true!

I've been looking at 'granola bar' recipes to see if I can find one that sounds good enough to eat.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Is it still considered a "whole grain"?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Actually that gives me an idea. What if you mixed it with honey, mini chocolate chips, a little Quaker oats and maybe some salt and moulded it into bar form?

Heck, if you can nail the texture you could make savory ones with curry powder or cayenne...

 

[xtian116]

I'm dead serious! Although, I've found from experience, any dark roasted grains, not so good!

So far though, the peanut butter cookies were so good. Next brew day, I'm having her make more.

 

[Leadgolem]

Well, I do put rolled oat in my peanut butter cookies. I suppose I could try spent grain, if I ever end up with any.

 

[Obliviousbrew]

 

[cheezydemon3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbscqdauxe

failest!

 

[high5apparatus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGBsCQDauXE

The difference between YouTube and LiveLeak: He didn't fall into the prop and die.

 

[Leadgolem]

Hey Cheesy, do you think this would make good chorizo?

There are a bunch of them living in some pocket dimension I started a couple thousand years ago.

 

[WesleyS]

I was wondering where all the idiots ran off to. Now I see where. Trying to figure out how to make chorizo from non traditional ingredients.
You know what makes the best chorizo? Ants. You wouldn't think so, but man ant chorizo is awesome. Wait....or is it Doritos make the best pants? I can't remember.
What were we talking about?

 

[JayDubWill]

You could eat it!


Seriously! SWMBO made peanut butter dog treats, I think I ate more than the dog. Best damn cookies that woman has ever made.

Pm me the recipe if you could please. I used to give a cup or so to my dogs as a little treat until one day I was cleaning up their business in the back yard when I noticed most of the grains had not been digested. Talk about some serious fiber! Maybe the peanut butter and baking them might help.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Hey Cheesy, do you think this would make good chorizo?
There are a bunch of them living in some pocket dimension I started a couple thousand years ago.

Are they sentient?

From what little I can see, they look better for jerky.

Chorizo requires a LOT of fat.

 

[Leadgolem]

Are they sentient?

From what little I can see, they look better for jerky.

Chorizo requires a LOT of fat.

That's true. Maybe I'll drop some politician in there so they can fatten up a little.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Yknow what I like to do? Listen to someone having a loud phone conversation in any language I dont speak (all of them other than English) and interrupt them with "I absolutely agree... you speak a lot of truth." And offer them a fist bump. People HATE THAT.

 

[cheezydemon3]

That's true. Maybe I'll drop some politician in there so they can fatten up a little.

Oh man!!!! How did I miss this post??? This is while you will someday rule the world at my side!

Yknow what I like to do? Listen to someone having a loud phone conversation in any language I dont speak (all of them other than English) and interrupt them with "I absolutely agree... you speak a lot of truth." And offer them a fist bump. People HATE THAT.

..............this is awesome........if a little off topic......

 

[Leadgolem]

Oh man!!!! How did I miss this post??? This is while you will someday rule the world at my side!...

Oh? I thought it was because you coveted my homemade bread and cheese?

Speaking of witch, the Morgana's ravens project reached stage 3 late last night. I'm estimating they will be ready for deployment at least a full year ahead of schedule. All we really have left to do is calibrate the displacement wave for the larger amount of antimatter, and test the super high density containment system.

 

[lumpher]

Speaking of witch, the Morgana's ravens project reached stage 3 late last night. I'm estimating they will be ready for deployment at least a full year ahead of schedule. All we really have left to do is calibrate the displacement wave for the larger amount of antimatter, and test the super high density containment system.

yo, i hear that... FIST-BUMP, YALL!!!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Oh? I thought it was because you coveted my homemade bread and cheese?

Speaking of witch, the Morgana's ravens project reached stage 3 late last night. I'm estimating they will be ready for deployment at least a full year ahead of schedule. All we really have left to do is calibrate the displacement wave for the larger amount of antimatter, and test the super high density containment system.

No no my friend! You are far more than just a maker of fine eatses. Your other talents are highly valued, just don't forget the bread and cheese though.

Ahem. Right. I have the scroll sack of Veluciphers Ghostly She-creature, which should do the trick nicely, being impenetrable sav bye a lame gopher. Then the only displacement we need calculate, is the sheer mass of doucheyness that is displaced by our incalculable amount of BAD ASSERY!!!!!!! HA HA HA!

yo, i hear that... FIST-BUMP, YALL!!!

I though I asked you to lay low?

Oh well......No matter....or should I say....ANTIMATTER!?!???! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[high5apparatus]

174 PAGES AND STILL GOING STRONG!

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[boydster]

I would like to offer a Timex wristwatch and a crisp eleventy-billion dollar bill for the antimatter device and high density containment vessel. Willing to throw in an extra wristwatch if necessary.

 

[Leadgolem]

I would like to offer a Timex wristwatch and a crisp eleventy-billion dollar bill for the antimatter device and high density containment vessel. Willing to throw in an extra wristwatch if necessary.

HA! Cheesy had your offer beat before you even made it... Though the terms are confidential.

I do have some cybernetically enhanced Gorillapotamus's I could let you have at a reasonable price.

 

[boydster]

Kindly state your terms, sir. But fair warning, my Timex wristwatches are now off the table. They were luminescent, too.

 

[cheezydemon3]

CLUE to MY offer:

What good is the crapola you offer when you still hafta DIE someday?????????