I am an idiot

[Dan]

What???



All the zombie beer gone, and the world takeover on hold until friday, and you all start whining now???



Just a few more days.

- I just dry hopped ten gallons of 3X IPA with 6 oz of dried alligator balls. Is that enough ?

 

[boydster]

- I just dry hopped ten gallons of 3X IPA with 6 oz of dried alligator balls. Is that enough ?

DRIED? You should have used that amount of fresh alligator balls. Did you even REHYDRATE first???

I'm concerned for your beer. You should probably quadruple the alligator balls and add a few iguanas to save this one, at the very least.

 

[Dan]

DRIED? You should have used that amount of fresh alligator balls. Did you even REHYDRATE first???

I'm concerned for your beer. You should probably quadruple the alligator balls and add a few iguanas to save this one, at the very least.

Thank you for your wise input.. Truly.
Since my move to Hawaii, I've been thinking centipedes at the zero minute. Should give a soft bit of heat and kick in your headedNess numbness. Ya ?

 

[cheezydemon3]

- I just dry hopped ten gallons of 3X IPA with 6 oz of dried alligator balls. Is that enough ?

For a 3X IPA you need 3 times the alligator balls (fresh or re-hydrated, I prefer re-hydrated, they are easier to store and fondle) so 6oz was adequate, assuming you are making 1.732 gallons.

Since I know you constructed your own subterranean fermenter last week, I doubt if it only holds 2 gallons.

Throw in 160 lbs of alligator testicles and dry hop with one of your own balls (as penance) and everything should be fine......Carry on.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

For a 3X IPA you need 3 times the alligator balls (fresh or re-hydrated, I prefer re-hydrated, they are easier to store and fondle) so 6oz was adequate, assuming you are making 1.732 gallons.

Since I know you constructed your own subterranean fermenter last week, I doubt if it only holds 2 gallons.

Throw in 160 lbs of alligator testicles and dry hop with one of your own balls (as penance) and everything should be fine......Carry on.

I steep my berries in every batch. it gets the equivalent of the sweaty horse blanket & pie cherries that takes Brett forever to develop but only in 15 minutes. I told Brett he can get the same results if he stops bathing like me.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I steep my berries in every batch. it gets the equivalent of the sweaty horse blanket & pie cherries that takes Brett forever to develop but only in 15 minutes. I told Brett he can get the same results if he stops bathing like me.

Brett doesn't ride horses and wrestle live tarantulas like you Billy, stop filling his head with pipe dreams.

Whenever I dream of pipes, some poor soul breathes his last just as his toilet cloggs unmercifully.........


Damned depressing, if you asked me.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Brett doesn't ride horses and wrestle live tarantulas like you Billy, stop filling his head with pipe dreams.

Whenever I dream of pipes, some poor soul breathes his last just as his toilet cloggs unmercifully.........


Damned depressing, if you asked me.

that reminds me, I have a whole box of tongue depressors I was gonna make bird houses out of.

 

[cheezydemon3]

that reminds me, I have a whole box of tongue depressors I was gonna make bird houses out of.

Do you feed your tarantulas live birds?

NICE!!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Do you feed your tarantulas live birds?

NICE!!

they need to keep up their strength for for 87th annual Arachnid Rodeo.

 

[boydster]

Ugh. Rough morning. I ate a tequila worm last night. and it made me trip. Or maybe it was the 145,000 shots I drank while trying to get to the worm. Either way, I tripped hard. Right down the stairs on my way to the bathroom. When I got back up, I didn't have to pee anymore.

 

[PRE66_6TART]

I drank some tequila once.


I was a teenager, and I drank it in a Wendy's before a metal concert. I'm too ashamed to admit what happened next, even in a thread like this, but I never drank tequila again after that.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I drank some tequila once.


I was a teenager, and I drank it in a Wendy's before a metal concert. I'm too ashamed to admit what happened next, even in a thread like this, but I never drank tequila again after that.

mom?!?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Ugh. Rough morning. I ate a tequila worm last night. and it made me trip. Or maybe it was the 145,000 shots I drank while trying to get to the worm. Either way, I tripped hard. Right down the stairs on my way to the bathroom. When I got back up, I didn't have to pee anymore.

I like good trip. i tripped HARD at the Blue Oyster Cult concert back in 72.

I still don't walk right.

I drank some tequila once.


I was a teenager, and I drank it in a Wendy's before a metal concert. I'm too ashamed to admit what happened next, even in a thread like this, but I never drank tequila again after that.

A thread like what??? Racist.

mom?!?

HA! What nonsense. I am your mom. GO TO YOUR ROOM!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I like good trip. i tripped HARD at the Blue Oyster Cult concert back in 72.

I still don't walk right.



A thread like what??? Racist.



HA! What nonsense. I am your mom. GO TO YOUR ROOM!

you can't make me! I'm a growed up man now! I'M A MAN! and Remmy said to stop calling. he's not interested.

 

[ChefRex]

you can't make me! I'm a growed up man now! I'M A MAN! and Remmy said to stop calling. he's not interested.

He's playing hard to get, step up your game.

 

[PRE66_6TART]

A thread like what??? Racist.

Some of my best friends are idiots.

 

[WesleyS]

Some of my personalities are idiots...


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[boydster]

I should have known better. I mean really, who walks an alligator with a nylon leash? NYLON?!!1!oneone! I like to think he's well trained, but man one snap at the leash and he was gonzo. That little dog didn't stand a chance.

The groundhog on the lawn across the street, though... he shoulda seen it coming. Stupid groundhog.

 

[hunter_le five]

I should have known better. I mean really, who walks an alligator with a nylon leash? NYLON?!!1!oneone! I like to think he's well trained, but man one snap at the leash and he was gonzo. That little dog didn't stand a chance.

The groundhog on the lawn across the street, though... he shoulda seen it coming. Stupid groundhog.

Subscribed.

 

[DurtyChemist]

It's that time when you want to post drunk **** but you don't want your friends on the page of faces know you're going to work tomorrow red eyed.

 

[boydster]

Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. I ask that you hold any questions, comments, or critical analyses of the following work until the very end. Without further ado, I now present, for your viewing pleasure, a film titled "Wickford to Southminster, Part 1" by Paul Williams.



Godspeed on your next adventure, Paul. Godspeed.

 

[boydster]

It's that time when you want to post drunk **** but you don't want your friends on the page of faces know you're going to work tomorrow red eyed.

Well done, sir. I love this post. I keep re-reading it and trying to say the words to myself in a way that makes the most sense. The possibilities are endless!

 

[passedpawn]

Kenneth, what is the frequency?

 

[joesmink]

well we can't let it end here