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I was listening to two music videos simultaneously off my network drive. Then my network hiccuped. Leaving two rather creepy faces staring at me.......

Have I mentioned that I'm working 12ish hours every day this week and I should have been asleep at least an hour ago? Yup, this is the right thread for me. Especially since I'm hammered.........as;dlfkjas;dlfkj;asldkas;lvkjwPOI4NJF OW[IJGF4[HPIJWO[IT

was it these 2?


[ame]http://youtu.be/5vBGOrI6yBk?t=53s[/ame]

[ame]http://youtu.be/gf1vC8ubnkY[/ame]
 
Hmm, not sure. I don't thinks so though.
It wasn't as bad as this either.
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My cousin? Whoops! Hands off then. She isn't just a zombie, she contracted the t virus. I don't mind going zed, but I want to remain somewhat humanoid.
 
Time for this Friday's installment of "I Can't Believe I Watched That!"

[ame]http://youtu.be/t8n7Qn3TU7s[/ame]
Enjoy!
 
Leadgolem said:
I didn't know orangutans had a taste for bud.

Hey, he knows what he wants and knows exactly how to get it. ;)
Such a good display of problem solving skills.
 
bottlebomber said:

It was actually in a news story from a hail storm close to where I live not long ago. They never interview the normal people. Probably because the normal people don't want to be interviewed and their not as entertaining anyways.
 
WesleyS said:
It was actually in a news story from a hail storm close to where I live not long ago. They never interview the normal people. Probably because the normal people don't want to be interviewed and their not as entertaining anyways.

Yep. At this point the news reporters are all probably looking for the next Antoine Dodson as their claim to fame.
 
bottlebomber said:
Yep. At this point the news reporters are all probably looking for the next Antoine Dodson as their claim to fame.

Yep. Stupidity is highly rewarded in this country. Just turn on the tv to E! or MTV.
 
Don't be fooled. The flying kittens are completely untested.
Hmm, the flying monkeys do have a long record of excellent service. One or two empty headed witches trying to get them to be something they aren't aside.

Oh, ha. Nevermind. These things are made by Just Druid Research. I bought some Tree Ent starters from them. The stupid things had a 70% winter kill rate. Pathetic. Hardy to -90f my freckled but.

Besides, I've heard that Mutagenics International has just about completed the mashadar swarming pathogen. That would make nearly all of the flying monster types useless anyway.
 
Besides, I've heard that Mutagenics International has just about completed the mashadar swarming pathogen. That would make nearly all of the flying monster types useless anyway.

Not so fast! Biotech has completed work on the flying Sentient Venus flytraps and they boast that they are roundup and mashadar proof.

I was tentative about going with a vegetationary defense system, but these things are telepathic and have teeth as long as my arm and testicles the size of watermellons.
 
Non-sekwitter: So my pastry chef friend and I made beer a couple weeks ago and I sent him home with my spent grain so he could make bread. It was a lotta grain, even for just a 1 gallon batch (true noobs like me only do AG... poorly).

Yesterday another friend of mine and I made more beer. I called the pastry chef "hey bro, do you need more spent grain?" *pause* "Are you serious?"

I'm gonna have to find a plan B on spent grain recycling.
 
CreamyGoodness said:
Non-sekwitter: So my pastry chef friend and I made beer a couple weeks ago and I sent him home with my spent grain so he could make bread. It was a lotta grain, even for just a 1 gallon batch (true noobs like me only do AG... poorly).

Yesterday another friend of mine and I made more beer. I called the pastry chef "hey bro, do you need more spent grain?" *pause* "Are you serious?"

I'm gonna have to find a plan B on spent grain recycling.

Did you tell him he is the gheyroller? ;)
 
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