I've been reading books. Eight books.
How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)
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Vamptrump
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When you are done, I'll attempt to repeat your process...you know, for science.
Make sure to keep them separate. I've heard that when kettle corn and regular popcorn interact, it releases a tremendous amount of energy since kettle corn is popcorn's version of anti-matter.
Vamptrump
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Popcorn's version of anti-matter is theater popcorn with the fake oil that attempts to be butter.
Puffed Corn is where it's at.
Vamptrump
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I absolutely can't stand the texture of puffed corn, but I have so many good memories of hanging out with my grandmother eating it with her.
harleybug88
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Years ago I had a dog (Gus), Who would eat anything. He would wolf down any food, and actually made a whistling sound cause he ate so fast.
He was our garbage disposal.
One day I gave him some puffed corn ( cause no one would eat them ) and it was like that scene from Cool Hand Luke where the hounds tracking him ran into the spices that he spread on the ground.
He was spittin and blowin the puffs all over the place.
It was hilarious.
drainbamage
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I used to love them as a kid, but as an adult I feel like I'm eating butter-flavored packing peanuts.
you make that sound like a bad thing. you eat plain packing peanuts? what the flocc is wrong with you?
drainbamage
Keep HBT weird.
I only eat cheese-flavored packing peanuts, thankyouverymuch.
My dog will eat those corn starch packing peanuts that dissolve in water. La Cabronita will eat anything.
my bad, brosniff. the cheese are my favorite too. once we were walking back from a store and our 4 y/o kept dropping cheese puffs on the sidewalk and stepping on them. they left grease stains that stayed for months, even after a good rain or two.
twst1up
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My lord that op was hard to read. Proper punctuation and grammar would serve you well my man.
Vamptrump
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Welcome to the thread of books, kettle corn, and other randomness.
It would, were he still around. 19 will do that to you here.
Vamptrump
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Good thing I never told anyone I was 5.
Vamptrump
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Oh crap!
PlexVector
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He's gone Jim.
I can't believe this thread somehow escaped my notice.
I can't believe this thread somehow escaped my notice.
iijakii
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Has it really been 8 mo? Never forget™
drainbamage
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#GaryOakLives
PlexVector
Mellow Goose Brewing
What?
drainbamage
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I'm sure he's out there somewhere.
When that underage guy came on last night ranting about getting banned and how he protest-drank to boycott American drinking laws, I was kinda hoping it would be the second coming of Gary_Oak.
When that underage guy came on last night ranting about getting banned and how he protest-drank to boycott American drinking laws, I was kinda hoping it would be the second coming of Gary_Oak.
hunter_le five
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1Gary_Oak lives inside of me. Gary_Oak lives inside of you. Gary_Oak lives within our hearts. 2All praise Gary_Oak, peace be unto him, and await his return. For lo, he comes as a theif in the night, as a child sneaking drinks from his parents' liquor cabinet. We know not the day, nor the hour, nor the year of his return. 3Only that he was, and will be, and is very thirsty, and reads books.
I wonder if those who are... not with us anymore still get notifications when their threads are posted in. That would just be cruel.
harleybug88
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I miss the "Gary_Oak book of the month club." 
kev211
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Every time I'm tempted to add a little coriander, I ask: What would Gary_Oak do?
hunter_le five
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I'm not surprised.
drainbamage
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ftfy
fuzzy2133
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I can make you a decal to put on your hops freezer.
hunter_le five
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Yeah, I actually thought this one got locked up. Surprised it didn't.
But if it did, and it got unlocked again, it would only make me that much closer to confirming my suspicion that Mr. Oak was just a pseudonym of a mod or longtime user having some fun. It was just way too hard to believe that was an actual person.
Then again, that disbelief comes to me almost daily on the Trump thread.
But if it did, and it got unlocked again, it would only make me that much closer to confirming my suspicion that Mr. Oak was just a pseudonym of a mod or longtime user having some fun. It was just way too hard to believe that was an actual person.
Then again, that disbelief comes to me almost daily on the Trump thread.
Protest drinking! Genius!
drainbamage
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I totally should have pulled that excuse back in the day.
"But, Mom and Dad, I wasn't drinking underage, I was engaging in civil disobedience against The Man and his draconian laws against my cultural heritage!"
Link please!
drainbamage
Keep HBT weird.
If I was a betting man, I'd say they got deleted, but there were 2 threads, but the gists were:
"Why'd my last account get shut down? All I did was post that I gave no fvcks. Are we adults here, or overly-sensitive housewives?"
And...
"I'm 18 years old and I drink. So what? Teenagers have been drinking for centuries, regardless of what the laws say. I don't drink because I like to get drunk, but because alcohol is a major part of my European heritage."
