How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)

[SnakeRidge]

I like to open a bag of chips and dip my penis in them.

Seems to be a thing with you.

 

[masonsjax]

Popcorn, chips, candy... you sissies! I snack on glass, bullets, and razor blades. Does a body good!

 

[SnakeRidge]

Popcorn, chips, candy... you sissies! I snack on glass, bullets, and razor blades. Does a body good!

Not so much on the output end I would imagine.

 

[markvale5]

Corn nuts?

 

[GrogNerd]

Corn nuts?

or, as I call them, "breath mints"

no

 

[Saboral]

Best Charlie Brown line ever:

No I'm pretty sure this is the Best Charlie Brown ever (****) http://youtu.be/244lEnO2-OI

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Seems to be a thing with you.

The penis mighty sored, or something like that.

 

[Roadliner]

I'll take the penis mightier for $1000, Alex.

 

[SnakeRidge]

Ha! Suck it Trebek!

 

[flars]

This thread has gone well beyond the black hole of crap.

 

[hunter_le five]

This thread has gone well beyond the black hole of crap.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[flars]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Yes, it is a bad thing. I enjoyed the great dark humor.

 

[brew_ny]

 

[beernbourbon]

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[brew_ny]

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not in the least I would expect nothing less

 

[lschiavo]

I used to buy Now and Later candy with my lunch money at the (real, old fashioned) gas station, then charge my lunch. I was skinny and scraggly looking. The lunch ladies probably though we were poor.

Now and Later is good stuff.

Now and Later's are delicious (although wrappers sticking to candy was terrible). I kind of want to go hunt some down. I believe Laffy Taffy is a better taffy candy as I can get terrible jokes/puns with candy.

You can eat Now and Laters all day because you burn off all the calories getting the wrapper off

 

[Saboral]

Now and laters and starburst pull my crowns off.

 

[afro_lou]

So why the **** am I the "weird one" just cause I like the yellow starburst???

Lemon is awesome.


Shutup

 

[lschiavo]

So why the **** am I the "weird one" just cause I like the yellow starburst???

Lemon is awesome.


Shutup

You shutup. I only eat yellow starburst. Same with Skittles except purple are pretty good. Also purple sprees are the best.

 

[sablesurfer]

You shutup. I only eat yellow starburst. Same with Skittles except purple are pretty good. Also purple sprees are the best.

Orange and green smarties were best ones.

 

[Saboral]

You shutup. I only eat yellow starburst. Same with Skittles except purple are pretty good. Also purple sprees are the best.

Blasphemy! Thou shall only eat red and pink starbursts all other shall be left for the non-believers.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

mmmmmMMMOOOOCHIIIIIII!!!!!!!

 

[DrunkleJon]

You shutup. I only eat yellow starburst. Same with Skittles except purple are pretty good. Also purple sprees are the best.

What evil sumb*ch was it that changed the green skittles from lime to apple?

 

[lschiavo]

What evil sumb*ch was it that changed the green skittles from lime to apple?

I was not consulted on that decision and this is the first I have heard of it. That person should be severely punished.

 

[Vamptrump]

Switching from lime to green apple was probably the greatest thing ever. Lemon and lime are the worst!

 

[Inkleg]

Heretics! The whole lot of you.
According to the book of Gary_Oak they should all be neutral in color and have NO flavor.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

the only Skittles I eat are Nihilist Skittles. I do not taste the rainbow.

 

[brew_ny]

the only Skittles I eat are Nihilist Skittles. I do not taste the rainbow.

I tasted the rainbow back in 1969 but I am almost sure the orange things weren't skittles

all the best

S_M

 

[b-boy]

Switching from lime to green apple was probably the greatest thing ever. Lemon and lime are the worst!

I must disagree. Any candy with an artificial apple, banana, or watermelon flavor is just nasty.

When in doubt consult the list below. I use Funny Face Drinks as the standard. These are the colors/flavors as God intended.

• Red : Cherry - Not watermelon or raspberry.
• Yellow : lemon - and only lemon.
• Green : Green is Lime - not apple or kiwi or anything else.
• Orange : Orange, enough said.
• Purple : Grape - end of discussion.
• Blue : Blueberry, not blue raspberry - there is no such thing. A purist would argue that blue shouldn't even be allowed.

If everyone just followed these rules, we'd probably have world peace and no terrorism. Anything else is skirting anarchy.

 

[brew_ny]

If everyone just followed these rules, we'd probably have world peace and no terrorism. Anything else is skirting anarchy.

that's a bad thing ?