I am all for candy Anarchy
Don't you DARE think you got away with that unnoticed!
I think we need a new go-at smiley. one with a beard and a pipe.
I'm surprised you aren't asking for a custom berry punch emoticon. Because you are BK. and berry punching is what you do.
Is this a new gofundme?
Can we get back to how kettle corn sucks?
I don't think that's possible, because kettle corn is awesome. I have "American Corn" kettle corn from the farmer's market in front of me. Cherry, Blue Raspberry, and normal kettle corn living happy in unity.
Your ability to buy such unholy corn violates my right to religious freedom. It's an abomination.
Ok, so the other day we were at the store and I saw a package of buffalo seasoned peanuts. Sounded pretty great. I was wrong. What the package didn't mention is that they are honey-roasted peanuts with a little bit of buffalo seasoning on the outside. Not a good combination.
naw, but I am seriously thinking about getting my avatar tattooed on me.
http://www.originaljuan.com/pain-is-good/batch-218-hott-nuts
This is what you want. They are WAY too hot for me, but man do they taste so good I suffered for every set of 3-4 I ate through the weeks of suffering.
Your ability to buy such unholy corn violates my right to religious freedom. It's an abomination.
I can't tell you how many times I've been duped into taking a big 'ole handfull of the stuff, thinking it was delicious, buttery popcorn. It's just nasty!
I agree.
Popcorn should contain corn, oil, salt, butter and occasionally some processed cheddar cheese powder. Anything else is just plain wrong.
The only exception is caramel corn, cracker jack, and any variation of the a'fore mentioned. They don't try to pass themslves off as popcorn the way kettle corn does, so it's given a pass.
My wife loves kettle corn. I can't tell you how many times I've been duped into taking a big 'ole handfull of the stuff, thinking it was delicious, buttery popcorn. It's just nasty!
AH! but kettle corn is just caramel corn where the sugar hasn't been caramelized
only other difference is the sugar in kettle corn was added to the oil as the popcorn was popped, instead of drizzled on after the pop
so, you're arguing that the same EXACT ingredients prepared a SLIGHTLY different way turns it from delicious to nasty.
OK.
AH! but kettle corn is just caramel corn where the sugar hasn't been caramelized
only other difference is the sugar in kettle corn was added to the oil as the popcorn was popped, instead of drizzled on after the pop
so, you're arguing that the same EXACT ingredients prepared a SLIGHTLY different way turns it from delicious to nasty.
OK.
There's a lot of things like that. For example you cook some ground beef and put it on a bun with some cheese. Delicious.
Or you take the ground beef and instead of cooking it you eat it and poop it out. Then you take that and put it on a bun with some cheese. Nasty.
Basically what I'm saying is kettle corn is almost exactly like human feces.
AH! but kettle corn is just caramel corn where the sugar hasn't been caramelized
only other difference is the sugar in kettle corn was added to the oil as the popcorn was popped, instead of drizzled on after the pop
so, you're arguing that the same EXACT ingredients prepared a SLIGHTLY different way turns it from delicious to nasty.
OK.
Basically what I'm saying is kettle corn is almost exactly like human feces.
so, you're arguing that the same EXACT ingredients prepared a SLIGHTLY different way turns it from delicious to nasty.
OK.
There is no argument. Kettle corn is nasty. QED
I find myself biting more than sucking. I'm impatient.
Here is an important discussion item.
Everlasting Gobstoppers: Bite whole, suck some then bite, or suck until tart center, or suck until gone?
I find myself biting more than sucking. I'm impatient.
Also...I feel as though calling Gobstoppers "everlasting" is a lie.
Huh.
Willy Wonka enslaves an entire race and you want to question the ethics of a semantic overstatement. You monster.
Everlasting Gobstoppers: Bite whole, suck some then bite, or suck until tart center, or suck until gone?
I find myself biting more than sucking. I'm impatient.
The Oompa-Loompas were preyed upon in Loompaland. Wonka invited them to work in his factory. He gives them safety and pays them in their favorite food (cocoa beans).
Think about that for a second. They work for food and sheleter, apparently exclusively that. Sounds awfully close to slavery.
At any rate, I also chomp right into them almost immediately. Or, I did when my teeth weren't terrible.
Difference is that slaves were forced into the situation. They are more like Sharecroppers where there share goes to paying for food and shelter. They could easily leave if they wanted to.
Okay, how about that time he lured a bunch of kids into his factory and almost killed all of them with his gross negligence?
What I;m getting at is that the man is unhinged. I do love Runts though.
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