HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

[EvilTOJ]

This one is a classic.

Well I'm not banned, so she either took it as a compliment, or was so drunk she forgot about the whole thing

 

[philrose]

"Bitter" and "Mild' make great tattoos for lady's nipples though.

so true, how can you not quote it!

 

[chefmike]

Of course, that was in the days when the preferred method of adding yeast was to float it on a piece of toast in the wort!

I don't know... it was from a few months ago... but I laughed when I read it.

Holidays are for memmories, right?!?!

 

[Zul'jin]

BBking: I go to my moms here in a few and thats where the real booty will be.

Oh yeah! :rockin:

 

[ChshreCat]

Oh yeah! :rockin:

I don't think that a MILF is really supposed to be YOUR mom!

 

[EvilTOJ]

Show us your tool already! Enough

From the GreenMonti cocktease thread.

 

[Revvy]

BWHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

That's what Mohammed said. And now look at what has become of it. a society enamoured by crotch rockets on airlines.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

After I finally got up off the floor from laughing I decided this should be posted here.

I just had a great idea. In the bottom left below the avatar, there is an "alert" icon to report a post to the mods if it doesn't belong on the site. We should see if the admin will add another button that we can use to report infection/Mr. Beer posts directly to Revvy.

 

[Revvy]

10 chars...........

would the stone ignore the scorpion in order to find peace?


wait.... oh hell, I'm channeling Zul'Jin again.

 

[mordantly]

this is from the teacher.

LOL...

I wish I could remember who posted the picture...I think it might have been yooper acutally.

 

[IrregularPulse]

this is from the teacher.

How is that a memorable quote?

 

[mordantly]

wrong qoute thread.

 

[philrose]

Hahaha...wait, really? I have 73 beagles in the basement on giant hamster wheels generating electricity for a custom burner in my garage, so really, I am only out a few dead beagles...which, by the way, only motivate the working beagles even more. It actually works out to net positive in terms of resource consumption.

In response to energy waste question posed by Bobby_M

 

[mordantly]

The bacteria can just lay in wait and bide its time. I just read a thread somewhere on here where a guys barley wine was good for 3 years and then developed a gusher infection.

Now I am picturing a little lactobacillus dressed up in commando gear hiding behind a ridge of yeast carcasses on the bottom of a bottle. Watching, careful monitoring the deliciousness of the barleywine, waiting until the peak of flavorful glory and BOOM, time to get bacteria sex on...

...........

 

[Six_O_Turbo]

This one got me... regarding neighbors calling the fuzz while you are brewing.

I have not had a cop-stop yet. But I have had a neighbor fill my mailbox with pamphlets on how bad deep fried turkey is for you. After talking to a few neighbors, the prevailing theory is that I eat 1-2 deep fried turkeys per week.

 

[Revvy]

I know there's some context I'm sure I must be missing...but still

This is one of those nights where I'd prolly be getting laid if I wasn't married.

Haven't left the house since yesterday at 1:30pm. Got stoned on Sake last night and I am thinking about hitting that white b!tch again.

 

[Wyldjim]

What conclusion I'm coming to is that I need to avoid any thread that you post in because your style of discourse makes me murder hookers.

Classic, response to a Troll

 

[passedpawn]

I thought this was classic, and made a good point

Thinking your own beer is great is like not minding the smell of your own farts. Getting other people to purchase your beer is like having the general public not mind the smell of your farts.

I would contend that it is fairly challenging to get others to enjoy your farts.

Everyone on the internet benches 300, makes better beer than any commercial brewery, has well behaved children, etc. Making a salable product is a whole different ball game than convincing yourself that you make a product that would be salable.

 

[mordantly]

this HAS to be a drunk 4th grader's post.

I would never drink that brew you want to get sick? mold is bacteria its not worth risking besides it will be in the back of your head whats in the bottle everytime you crack one open.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I thought this was classic, and made a good point

It's beer snobs and my neighbors that tell me my beer is so great I should open a brewpub. That's why I'll never sell it. It's all MINE. Mine, I say, mine!
Bwahhahahhaahhahhaaa!

 

[mordantly]

..............................

Do you guys ever get a burning sensation at the tip of your dick hole after you bust a nut? I would say it happens to me every 20th time or so.

 

[Doc Robinson]

Every Wednesday night, I like to wear my jean shorts, put on lipstick, and watch Bonanza reruns until I fall asleep.

Thanks pal.............

 

[mordantly]

gee, doc, your soooo crafty! post #1859660 says this:

well i'm no doctor, but any urethral burn is some sort of infection.

 

[Chudz]

F'in LOL!

10 chars

 

[Doc Robinson]

gee, doc, your soooo crafty! post #1859660 says this:

After you edited it, but not before I quoted the original.

 

[mordantly]

My neutered balls called. They are lonely without me!

this is how it's done sucka!

 

[Revvy]

I like this one.

yeah, i'm multidimensionally demented. but don't tell anyone about it.

 

[marubozo]

I didn't think I would ever recommend a Cooper's hopped extract kit, but man, for your sake, make the jump.

Ouch!
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[dataz722]

dont report me please i druck its anhiser badolph bushes fault i like it here
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Thats what you get for drinking that swill.

 

[RDWHAHB]

The brewery is finished.

That will be the day