HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

[DeathBrewer]

Reminds me of Chipotl-away.

 

[Uncle Timmy]

"Not only will your dick fall off.....your finger will stink too....."

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Context doesn't matter. That's a memorable quote right there.
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[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I've worried about that with my smaller _____ before, but I think even then I have more than 4".

Care to buy a noun?

 

[philrose]

Cant Say I've read all 50 pages of this thread...sorry if this is a repeat

Stick a coat hanger in it?

 

[Revvy]

Bugs.

WTF.

Yep, they get in yer boling wort.

Yep, they get in your cooling wort.

Beer been make for boocoo years and then some. Bugs no dman prob@!!!!

Pples, brw de damed bre and be fukin hap[y! FUg de biug!

This should be a tread on it's own..it has Drukken ramblings Iconic potential, on par with teh codemonkeys thread....

 

[Zul'jin]

I have always grabbed both ends, twisted and pulled. The result is usually the same. Bones in one hand and meat in the other.
-beerthirty

You're pulling it too hard.

 

[bob1852]

Remember what your mother said? Remember the Golden Rule? I want to modify it. If you can't be helpful, at least STFU.

Here, here!

 

[Revvy]

A If you can't step up a yeast starter without it getting infected, perhaps you should consider taking up knitting for a hobby instead.

The master hath spoken.

 

[Zen_Brew]

Matt and his friend Jose Cuervo explaining his hair length in the drunken rambling thread.

I am at the furthest point from my head that my hair has been in over ten years.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

And you're a jealous ****** because I get more attention on here than you, and more folks on here think you are a bigger C@#ksucker than I am.

I find this all very confusing.

 

[Revvy]

Not very christ-like, I'd venture to say.

You ever actually read what HE did to the money changers and the fig tree?

He didn't tolerate *********s either.

"christ-like" does not equal "punching bag" no matter what bullies like you, and their sycophants like 'brewtus may think. That is if you could actually think

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Gentlemen, choose your handbags, take ten paces and start slapping. :cross:

 

[ChshreCat]

This one needs reposting in here to make it official...

Gentlemen, choose your handbags, take ten paces and start slapping. :cross:

 

[ohiobrewtus]

No need to drag me into this, fellas. I saw a memorable quote and I posted it.

LGI - Instant classic!

...and their sycophants like 'brewtus may think. That is if you could actually think

Oh the irony - it burns!

 

[IrregularPulse]

You, sir, are so lacking in couth you could piss off a buddhist high priest.

I'm so proud.

 

[dataz722]

An affair insinuates an emotional connection. Pretty sure this is just plain jungle fvcking. You know, the kind that results in Monkey and Zebra call sounds.

Oh, wait, you've only seen that on-line.

Wow, the Tap Room gets two quotes in here in under an hour

 

[Revvy]

This is so worth being here....

starsan also works wonders on yuor junk.. after a "suspect" drunken encounter.

 

[mordantly]

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Context doesn't matter. That's a memorable quote right there.
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theres no context that could makes sense.

 

[ChshreCat]

i do like penn station...they have good meat

Yeah, you and Larry Craig both...

 

[Uncle Timmy]

Yeah, you and Larry Craig both...

Come on now. Let's give credit where credit's due. Ol' Larry pulled that "boner" at the Minneapolis Airport. We take pride in our restrooms. And our meat.

 

[DragonsLair]

I'm sure you accompolish a lot in your job...the world runs on your back...

You are the true saints of this world having to deal with all the "are my compooter broken?" questions...and waay stupid operator errors.

That's like telling your crack supplier, "Thanks for taking such good care of me."

 

[mordantly]

i just diip the tip when sampling.

and make sure to pull it out before high krausen....

i pull out mid-krausen! that way i can spill everywhere.

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[dataz722]

"See your problem is that you are low on sphinter fluid"

And where is the dipstick to check the fluid?

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I don't know if that's an insult or not. When I'm sober, I'll read that again and either say "thank you" or ban you. I'll let you know which it is tomorrow. If I'm sober.

This one is a classic.

 

[dataz722]

Night cap? That's how you start the night. You end it with hookers, blow, and a red-hot sausage (you'll understand the need for the sausage later; for now, just keep one handy).

It's funny cause its true.

 

[mordantly]

...They are not removable, nor do they have any burrs on them. I guess I just squoze too hard

121315345112

 

[Zul'jin]

Can you also stuff sausage with that rig?
-pilotdane

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I just completely **** my pants. I'm not kidding. I was trying to get post #48489 out before hitting the bathroom. I'm not talking about a shart. I'm talking about a full on, cupping the *******, feeling a handful of poo fill the space, 7 inch diameter **** stain, 10 minute cleanup type of **** my pants.

The worst part...I was commando in my only pair of jeans.

Ahh the humanity!

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Falling asleep on the toilet.. classic

The daily crap-nap is a must!

 

[Dalarast]

"I've never been accused of being in a cult. I've been accused of being a drunk, though." -YooperBrew