HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

[IrregularPulse]

No. And why were you recently tested for AIDS?

Mishap at the San Diego zoo.

Just awesomeness

 

[Six_O_Turbo]

Pick a hole and stick your car in it, *******!

Out of context, but... lol

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

i thought i felt a disturbance in the force

like 62,000 pints cried out in terror, and were then silenced?

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[ChshreCat]

the zipper on my bag has reverted to ore.

Ow! Why is there a zipper on your bag in the first place?!?

 

[ChshreCat]

I think the key is time,cools crass and transfer trouble another vessel,

It must be 5:00 wherever Humann Brewing is.

 

[bob1852]

that first wave of yeast are like the landing at Normandy. but they clear the way for the second,third wave to plant the flag. its all good.

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[JakeTheHopDog]

(...remember what happens when you pinch the end a bit- it shoots hard!).

Words to live by from Yooper...

 

[shelly_belly]

I really like the ribbed ones better. Wait. What?

More Yooperness

 

[Potter1]

Probably worth a smell...and then a dump. I'll check.

 

[bob1852]

I am so freaking shaking. The ESPN coverage of this upcoming fight has been great. Peter Gammons was just on saying that the staph aureus showed up to training in the best shape of its life. Stuart Scott said "They call Iodophor 'Dikembe' because it's always cleaning the glass! Boo-yah!", but Chris Berman said "'When-you-Wish-Upon-A' StarSan could..go..all..the..WAY!"

Vegas has Starsan -3, but the unknown is how the bacteria evolve before the fight--they have time for a few dozen generations to develop heretofore unseen resistances.

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[DirtyPolock]

the last time i drank apfelwein, my wife said i tried to piss in the hallway while i was sleepwalking. conclusion: apfelwein makes wood floor look like a porcelain toilet.

Just saw this today and really enjoyed it.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

CLASSIC!!! (Actual context would really really spoil it)

I have no clue

 

[IrregularPulse]

CLASSIC!!! (Actual context would really really spoil it)

Anyone that read's his posts is well aware of that. You can literally see the CTRL+V plagiarism

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Anyone that read's his posts is well aware of that. You can literally see the CTRL+V plagiarism

He's a big boy, he can handle it.

 

[tedpeer]

OK. I had to sober up

Isn't it ironic?!?

 

[Zul'jin]

pitchers and catchers have reported

I always do a couple teams

just for fun

Keep practicing. Maybe y'all can turn pro.

 

[DirtyPolock]

Making a starter also usually means your beer will take off sooner, because the first thing that the little buggers do in the presence of wort (whether in a flask or in a fermenter) is have an orgy to reproduce enough cells to do the job...So it won't take such a long time in the fermenter since they started doing it in the flask.

I really enjoyed this quote today for some reason.

 

[Revvy]

I likee this one!

What you smell is fear! Fear that there is something wrong with that beer. Do something to take you mind off things and leave it alone. I hear knitting is very relaxing. Take up your needles and let your mind go blank.

 

[Shooter]

Bah, I finally get a quote in this thread and there's a typo in it!!!!!

 

[Revvy]

Bah, I finally get a quote in this thread and there's a typo in it!!!!!

Don't you hate that? I have a few on here myself....

Hey look you got another quote, and it is grammatically correct this time.

 

[DeathBrewer]

The sentence structure is pretty lousy, too

 

[Shooter]

The sentence structure is pretty lousy, too

Well, I wasn't exactly trying for classic literature there, but, no, no, it's okay. Here, let me get my head a little lower. There's nothing like kicking a man when he's down and I'd hate to deny you the pleasure!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

. There's nothing like a man when he's down and I'd hate to deny you the pleasure!

Fixed.

 

[Shooter]

Fixed.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

OK, not a quote, but a thread title posted today.

plumbing my rims

 

[ChshreCat]

i use a analog johnson.

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[Shooter]

Analog is really the only way to go. Digital has corners, edges. In SO many ways that just doesn't work!

 

[dataz722]

ha. Now that is epic! Ceiling collapses in a building and chicken little feels it is more important to finish his ipa than to vacate, despite the urgings of the police.

Gotta love beer geeks.

Glad you are okay.

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[paulthenurse]

i can't/won't comment on babalu's financial situation, it's not my place to do so but i think one thing that everyone on this board should take away from this situation is that life is precarious. Take whatever steps you need to take to protect your family in case you are not there to protect them yourself. Disability insurance for a year costs about the same as a few batches of beer. Make the right choice.

Ptn

ptn

 

[Boleslaus]

What you smell is fear! Fear that there is something wrong with that beer. Do something to take you mind off things and leave it alone. I hear knitting is very relaxing. Take up your needles and let your mind go blank.

Haha that one was directed towards me. I definitely had a good laugh with my buddies.