Too many 69s. Ron is too old to go that long.Expired before "[email protected]" registration was complete.
Too many 69s. Ron is too old to go that long.
2 pours of Parabajava was my midday KO punch last year.
How many Parabajava pours will that take?You best look like Milana when I meet you, brah.
I'll come to Geneva to break your toe this year.No DLD for me this year. I have a thing I need to attend in the afternoon and of course getting an A group is next to impossible.
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Bringing the DLD to me!I'll come to Geneva to break your toe this year.
That's what friends are for homie. ehammond1 would be proudBringing the DLD to me!
Tried with the 1 ticket method and got a D.
Complete noob to Dark Lord Day and the whole weekend, but love what I think I'm going to experience.
Step 1: Find backfatComplete noob to Dark Lord Day and the whole weekend, but love what I think I'm going to experience.
If you hang out with me you'll experience intoxication.
So true. You will run into dozens of TB people.There are so many people I'm going to need to find and learn their names.... subsequently blackout and forget everyone and everything ha.
So true. You will run into dozens of TB people.
One first time tip: DLD is what you make of it. Don't get caught up in rare beer, bitching about lines, the weather, trying to set up IP trades, trying to tick as many TBers are possible, etc. Just be in the moment and go with the flow (although control your drinking. Nobody likes that sloppy, shitfaced guy. Be an adult.) Just have fun!
I've come to realize that most people enjoy me better when I'm that sloppy drunk who breaks ApocalypseZombie toe.So true. You will run into dozens of TB people.
One first time tip: DLD is what you make of it. Don't get caught up in rare beer, bitching about lines, the weather, trying to set up IP trades, trying to tick as many TBers are possible, etc. Just be in the moment and go with the flow (although control your drinking. Nobody likes that sloppy, shitfaced guy. Be an adult.) Just have fun!
Just be in the moment and go with the flow (although control your drinking. Nobody likes that sloppy, shitfaced guy. Be an adult.) Just have fun!
backfat will probably leave at noon again.
It's simple really.
1) You will bring way more beer than you will open/drink.
2) You will not eat enough food.
3) You will not drink enough water.
4) With your fatigued palate the 4th pour of adjunct stout random stranger X shares with you will taste just like pour 21.
5) If it's a nice day you will get sunburned and have a great time.
6) If it's a shitty day you will be a little cold but still likely have a great time.
7) There will be lines.
8) You will see people who can't handle their booze, it happens, stay clear and use it as a reminder to not be that guy.
9) The "best" bottle share will be one of the dozens you hear about days after DLD.
10) You will be happy and remember to stow away your bottles as soon as you get them because of the horror stories you've heard of people getting their **** stolen.
11) You will get drunk, regret life the next day, and all weekend and into the work week you'll be reading about how everything was shitty and awful and terrible and FFF can't run an event, and then you'll look forward to DLD 2018 cause you had a great time, met some great people, and stayed clear of the shitlords.
12) You will be offered a shirtless hug from powz87.
It's simple really.
11) You will get drunk, regret life the next day, and all weekend and into the work week you'll be reading about how everything was shitty and awful and terrible and FFF can't run an event, and then you'll look forward to DLD 2018 cause you had a great time, met some great people, and stayed clear of the shitlords.[/USER].
I'm getting sadder by the moment that I won't be partying with you.I've come to realize that most people enjoy me better when I'm that sloppy drunk who breaks ApocalypseZombie toe.
We should plan something with the boys in April.I'm getting sadder by the moment that I won't be partying with you.
If you only remember one DLD rule, it's this:Complete noob to Dark Lord Day and the whole weekend, but love what I think I'm going to experience.
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