Dark Lord 2017

[lb304854]

 

[evilc]

 

[DiscountMegaMall4ever]

Saw that guy as he and his girl were walking to their car, we had tents set up behind the building across the street. We've never laughed so hard... she says to him "you're not driving. You're drunk, and you pooped your pants". I'd post the picture we took if I can ever figure out how.

Update: Finally

I don't mean to steer this away from beer, but man, where does that couple go from here? The dude **** himself, in front of his girlfriend, and not his wife of 60 years. I'd imagine this becomes like the prime minister in Black Mirror with them; he recovers and she stays quietly disgusted with him. Or maybe not. Depends heavily on if he does his own laundry.

 

[evilc]

I don't mean to steer this away from beer, but man, where does that couple go from here? The dude **** himself, in front of his girlfriend, and not his wife of 60 years. I'd imagine this becomes like the prime minister in Black Mirror with them; he recovers and she stays quietly disgusted with him. Or maybe not. Depends heavily on if he does his own laundry.

Need to see how hot the chick is.

 

[RedCoffee]

Need to see how hot the chick is.

There's a video in this topic ya dingus

 

[evilc]

There's a video in this topic ya dingus

I don't know which chick it is, poop knobber.

 

[lb304854]

Need to see how hot the chick is.

Not.

 

[trickytunadicky]

I don't mean to steer this away from beer, but man, where does that couple go from here? The dude **** himself, in front of his girlfriend, and not his wife of 60 years. I'd imagine this becomes like the prime minister in Black Mirror with them; he recovers and she stays quietly disgusted with him. Or maybe not. Depends heavily on if he does his own laundry.

Lol 60 years. How kind of him to get that over with before she bought the farm instead of immediately after.

 

[daniel1]

JEG trying to sell de muerte for $160. I **** you not.

He's currently asking for $300 or a bottle of bourbon for the following:

• 3 2017 Dark Lords
• 1 Huna
• 1 BA Ten Fidy
• 1 Rye Hipster Brunch
• 1 High Westified

 

[RedCoffee]

He's currently asking for $300 or a bottle of bourbon for the following:

• 3 2017 Dark Lords
• 1 Huna
• 1 BA Ten Fidy
• 1 Rye Hipster Brunch
• 1 High Westified

I have a bottle of 4 Roses Yellow Label I might be able to part with...

 

[daniel1]

I have a bottle of 4 Roses Yellow Label I might be able to part with...

He's looking for ORVW 10.

 

[Alum]

Isn't it exhausting constantly trading, flipping, trying to target X then get Y on an every day basis?

 

[ClCardinal84]

Isn't it exhausting constantly trading, flipping, trying to target X then get Y on an every day basis?

Thus why I haven't actually traded a beer in over 3 years. Just BIF's.

 

[DiscountMegaMall4ever]

Isn't it exhausting constantly trading, flipping, trying to target X then get Y on an every day basis?

I'd like to know what the least drunk/most traded beer is. Like a sealed 1985 Topps set.

 

[danidavid]

So I just went through my phone from Dark Lord Day and found this drunk gem......




I feel like this is something I should remember, powz87 I'm guessing you have no idea either?

 

[RedCoffee]

So I just went through my phone from Dark Lord Day and found this drunk gem......




I feel like this is something I should remember, powz87 I'm guessing you have no idea either?

That dog looks like she's seen some ****

 

[elkhunter36]

So I just went through my phone from Dark Lord Day and found this drunk gem......


I feel like this is something I should remember, powz87 I'm guessing you have no idea either?

I imagine it went something like this:

antdavid: Yo Dusty smell my fingers!

powz87:

 

[disapowzment]

So I just went through my phone from Dark Lord Day and found this drunk gem......




I feel like this is something I should remember, powz87 I'm guessing you have no idea either?

That was the last time I saw my E-cig.

 

[RedCoffee]

That was the last time I saw my E-cig.

Chloe the Dog: the culprit no one saw coming

 

[trickytunadicky]

So I just went through my phone from Dark Lord Day and found this drunk gem......




I feel like this is something I should remember, powz87 I'm guessing you have no idea either?

Well we nearly touched tips. Now I know your face.

 

[trickytunadicky]

That was the last time I saw my E-cig.

I knew it was in your truck.

 

[disapowzment]

I knew it was in your truck.

It's for sure not lol.

 

[danidavid]

Well we nearly touched tips. Now I know your face.

Are you going to any CCBW events? Plenty of places we could touch tips around the city.

 

[Lansman]

That dog looks like she's seen some ****

Chloe the Dog: the culprit no one saw coming

Even though she's 90% deaf, she's the real evil mastermind behind all DLD shenanigans.

 

[disapowzment]

Even though she's 90% deaf, she's the real evil mastermind behind all DLD shenanigans.

Wood cooler smuggle again 100%

 

[furley]

It's for sure not lol.

many years ago a friend of mine lost his horse-hair brush. couldn't find it no matter where we looked. wrote it off as a lost cause.

maybe 2'ish years later while we were driving downtown, i had to make a very sudden stop when the ******* in front of me slammed his brakes for no apparent reason.

out from under the driver side seat slid.............. the lost brush. covered in debris from 2 years being in a car lodged somewhere under my seat. no idea how it got there.

your e-cig is somewhere in that truck

 

[lb304854]

many years ago a friend of mine lost his horse-hair brush. couldn't find it no matter where we looked. wrote it off as a lost cause.

maybe 2'ish years later while we were driving downtown, i had to make a very sudden stop when the ******* in front of me slammed his brakes for no apparent reason.

out from under the driver side seat slid.............. the lost brush. covered in debris from 2 years being in a car lodged somewhere under my seat. no idea how it got there.

your e-cig is somewhere in that truck

IMO, it was left on the tray in a porta john or is laying next to the dump he took when he was nearly arrested.

 

[RedCoffee]

What's the secondary/trade value on one of those things? You didn't have any VANILLA flavored vape drank on you, did you? Lot of highly motivated folks in the area that day with their nilla sniffers set to MAXX.

 

[trickytunadicky]

many years ago a friend of mine lost his horse-hair brush. couldn't find it no matter where we looked. wrote it off as a lost cause.

maybe 2'ish years later while we were driving downtown, i had to make a very sudden stop when the ******* in front of me slammed his brakes for no apparent reason.

out from under the driver side seat slid.............. the lost brush. covered in debris from 2 years being in a car lodged somewhere under my seat. no idea how it got there.

your e-cig is somewhere in that truck

Once had a pair of Rx designer sunglasses get sucked off my shirt and into the seatbelt trap of a friend's car for six months. I had written them off as lost or stolen and he produced them at a party months later. We had a good chuckle when he said where he found them. Yes, alcohol was involved.