Dark Lord 2017

[furley]

did that guy in black shove them in?

 

[chemman141]

ALMOST!!!!! That cop was cool as **** tbh. I had talked to him a few times throughout the day. Brought him waters and a brat. The best part of the whole ordeal was drunk me saying "it's all alewatchers fault. Let him go" "wait. I meant it was all me. He's inocent let him go"


Also my first encounter as I'm walking down the road hammering out a GDDC. "This is ok right? Yeah man it's like New Orleans today. You're good to go"

What did you do to get the boot? We can be banned twins!

 

[disapowzment]

What did you do to get the boot? We can be banned twins!

That would have been pretty metal.

 

[lb304854]

This all begs the question how you got to that point in the first place

DLD weekend is like a weekend in a whore house full of supermodels. You think you'll have enough self control and still enjoy yourself but you always wake up with a sore wang.


I was pacing myself wonderfully until I found the Pip's mead tent. Ten+ 14% meads later, and I needed an hour in the shade.

 

[lb304854]

What did you do to get the boot? We can be banned twins!

He said "Take my bracelet" even though the ordeal was over.

 

[JulianB1]

Found the best post on the BA thread, someone replying to a guy who told a story about how he was sharing a bottle of CS Raspberry Nightmare and was rebuffed when he asked someone for a pour of Assassin:

"There may be a place for your SP bottles but if I'm holding a $400 Assassin in my hands and you offer me a $10 Crooked Stave... Piss Off!"

He seems like someone who would be nice to drink with...

 

[JulianC]

DLD weekend is like a weekend in a whore house full of supermodels. You think you'll have enough self control and still enjoy yourself but you always wake up with a sore wang.


I was pacing myself wonderfully until I found the Pip's mead tent. Ten+ 14% meads later, and I needed an hour in the shade.

Yeah brother, good to finally meet you over there!

 

[disapowzment]

He said "Take my bracelet" even though the ordeal was over.

AleWatcher explaining that after the fact was hilarious. I can't wait for this story to get rehashed at the birthday party with intermittent alewatcher laughs.

 

[disapowzment]

Found the best post on the BA thread, someone replying to a guy who told a story about how he was sharing a bottle of CS Raspberry Nightmare and was rebuffed when he asked someone for a pour of Assassin:

"There may be a place for your SP bottles but if I'm holding a $400 Assassin in my hands and you offer me a $10 Crooked Stave... Piss Off!"

He seems like someone who would be nice to drink with...

Not as good as me in the A line. Had a pour of whatever the pipeworks wit was. Saw a guy with kbs and asked him if he could help me out with making a Black and Tan. He looked appalled then poured it in. 4/5 would mix again. Then topped it off with last snow because yolo.

 

[jeevo]

Dark Lord Day sounds like what it would be like if Wal-Mart were to lockdown its gates on Black Friday, trapping the people inside for 24 hours, while dropping all kinds of drugs and booze from the rafters as a voice on an intercom announces "Have at it".

I need to attend next year.

 

[lb304854]

I have to say it: Saturday was the most fun I've had at DLD since at least 2013 but it was possibly my favorite ever.

 

[mdomask]

Found the best post on the BA thread, someone replying to a guy who told a story about how he was sharing a bottle of CS Raspberry Nightmare and was rebuffed when he asked someone for a pour of Assassin:

"There may be a place for your SP bottles but if I'm holding a $400 Assassin in my hands and you offer me a $10 Crooked Stave... Piss Off!"

He seems like someone who would be nice to drink with...

I deleted like 4 responses to that guy before deciding that neither trolling nor sincerity were worth the effort.

 

[RedCoffee]

Found the best post on the BA thread, someone replying to a guy who told a story about how he was sharing a bottle of CS Raspberry Nightmare and was rebuffed when he asked someone for a pour of Assassin:

"There may be a place for your SP bottles but if I'm holding a $400 Assassin in my hands and you offer me a $10 Crooked Stave... Piss Off!"

He seems like someone who would be nice to drink with...

Same guy said "You don't bring sours to a stout fest!" Also seemed to balk at the idea of IPAs at a stout fest.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Yeah brother, good to finally meet you over there!

A+ Julian tick. Would tick this Julian again, please.

 

[JulianC]

A+ Julian tick. Would tick this Julian again, please.

Yeah baby, great meeting you finally too, dunno why I'm so rare, I need to get out more, but I feel like I get around like the hoes in lurchingbeast 's whore house.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Yeah baby, great meeting you finally too, dunno why I'm so rare, I need to get out more, but I feel like I get around like the hoes in lurchingbeast 's whore house.

..... as one of the few females who regularly hangs out with lurchingbeast, let us never speak of that again.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Same guy said "You don't bring sours to a stout fest!" Also seemed to balk at the idea of IPAs at a stout fest.

 

[mjohnson171]

I had some time on a business flight to Orlando. Ask and ye shall receive.

Keep in mind this is a few Snapchat stories cobbled together and does not capture all the rediculous hilarity that transpired (including poop pants at the end), but lurchingbeast story sums it up well.

 

[ChicagoGuy]

Same guy said "You don't bring sours to a stout fest!" Also seemed to balk at the idea of IPAs at a stout fest.

The plethora of sours and IPAs were the main reason I was able to drink heavily all day and still make it out of there in one piece. Tums also played an important role.

 

[BigFrank]

I had some time on a business flight to Orlando. Ask and ye shall receive.

Keep in mind this is a few Snapchat stories cobbled together and does not capture all the rediculous hilarity that transpired (including poop pants at the end), but lurchingbeast story sums it up well.

I have shared this with my nonTB friends....they all now want to go to this **** show.

 

[evilc]

Found the best post on the BA thread, someone replying to a guy who told a story about how he was sharing a bottle of CS Raspberry Nightmare and was rebuffed when he asked someone for a pour of Assassin:

"There may be a place for your SP bottles but if I'm holding a $400 Assassin in my hands and you offer me a $10 Crooked Stave... Piss Off!"

He seems like someone who would be nice to drink with...

Yeah brother, good to finally meet you over there!

Have they ever posted in order like this prior? Awesome.

 

[stxSS07]

I had some time on a business flight to Orlando. Ask and ye shall receive.

Keep in mind this is a few Snapchat stories cobbled together and does not capture all the rediculous hilarity that transpired (including poop pants at the end), but lurchingbeast story sums it up well.

You are a true American hero.

 

[lb304854]

..... as one of the few females who regularly hangs out with lurchingbeast, let us never speak of that again.

 

[JulianB1]

Have they ever posted in order like this prior? Awesome.

It's happened a couple of times I think. Also the long-awaited meet up took place down in Tampa at the Garagiste party.

 

[BuckTuckian]

Local Police Arrest Known Illinois Area Male Gigolo at Dark Lord Day

It would have been so much better had I not been wearing a ****. So many randy trailer park boys references could have been had.

 

[JulianC]

It's happened a couple of times I think. Also the long-awaited meet up took place down in Tampa at the Garagiste party.

And we missed each other in Tampa previously in 2016. The universe did not want us to meet.

 

[lb304854]

And we missed each other in Tampa previously in 2016. The universe did not want us to meet.

 

[disapowzment]

This is how I felt when we met for the 3rd time. It wasn't love at first sight.

 

[Rempo]

Rare whale version:

https://www.talkbeer.com/community/members/julianm.1659/

 

[furley]

I had some time on a business flight to Orlando. Ask and ye shall receive.

Keep in mind this is a few Snapchat stories cobbled together and does not capture all the rediculous hilarity that transpired (including poop pants at the end), but lurchingbeast story sums it up well.

that fat guy was slack jawed drunk

 

[disapowzment]

At least I wasn't the biggest ass hole there. I didn't **** my pants and try to fight someone. All I did was try to steal propaganda

 

[lb304854]

that fat guy was slack jawed drunk

 

[Jerome4211]

Saw that guy as he and his girl were walking to their car, we had tents set up behind the building across the street. We've never laughed so hard... she says to him "you're not driving. You're drunk, and you pooped your pants". I'd post the picture we took if I can ever figure out how.

Update: Finally

 

[chefduff2]

A picture is worth a thousand words.....

but the video is better
https://www.facebook.com/brandon.turner1

Was this picture and the poop fight connected or something else?

 

[evilc]

At least I wasn't the biggest ass hole there. I didn't **** my pants and try to fight someone. All I did was try to steal propaganda

15 years hard labor:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Korean-hotel-earning-15-years-hard-labor.html

 

[RedCoffee]

15 years hard labor:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Korean-hotel-earning-15-years-hard-labor.html

 

[disapowzment]

Was this picture and the poop fight connected or something else?

100% poop fight. I fought lurchingbeast shortlu after. We were wearing wrestling masks. In a strange turn of events no ACL's were harmed in the great DLD bash 2017

 

[Gonzoillini1]

100% poop fight. I fought lurchingbeast shortlu after. We were wearing wrestling masks. In a strange turn of events no ACL's were harmed in the great DLD bash 2017

Low blow.

 

[disapowzment]

Low blow.

Lymi. He put me in the camel clutch instead of a weird leg lock.

 

[evilc]

Low blow.