Saw that guy as he and his girl were walking to their car, we had tents set up behind the building across the street. We've never laughed so hard... she says to him "you're not driving. You're drunk, and you pooped your pants". I'd post the picture we took if I can ever figure out how.
Update: Finally
Need to see how hot the chick is.I don't mean to steer this away from beer, but man, where does that couple go from here? The dude **** himself, in front of his girlfriend, and not his wife of 60 years. I'd imagine this becomes like the prime minister in Black Mirror with them; he recovers and she stays quietly disgusted with him. Or maybe not. Depends heavily on if he does his own laundry.
Need to see how hot the chick is.
I don't know which chick it is, poop knobber.There's a video in this topic ya dingus
Not.Need to see how hot the chick is.
Lol 60 years. How kind of him to get that over with before she bought the farm instead of immediately after.I don't mean to steer this away from beer, but man, where does that couple go from here? The dude **** himself, in front of his girlfriend, and not his wife of 60 years. I'd imagine this becomes like the prime minister in Black Mirror with them; he recovers and she stays quietly disgusted with him. Or maybe not. Depends heavily on if he does his own laundry.
JEG trying to sell de muerte for $160. I **** you not.
He's currently asking for $300 or a bottle of bourbon for the following:
- 3 2017 Dark Lords
- 1 Huna
- 1 BA Ten Fidy
- 1 Rye Hipster Brunch
- 1 High Westified
I have a bottle of 4 Roses Yellow Label I might be able to part with...
Thus why I haven't actually traded a beer in over 3 years. Just BIF's.Isn't it exhausting constantly trading, flipping, trying to target X then get Y on an every day basis?
I'd like to know what the least drunk/most traded beer is. Like a sealed 1985 Topps set.Isn't it exhausting constantly trading, flipping, trying to target X then get Y on an every day basis?
So I just went through my phone from Dark Lord Day and found this drunk gem......
I feel like this is something I should remember, powz87 I'm guessing you have no idea either?
So I just went through my phone from Dark Lord Day and found this drunk gem......
I feel like this is something I should remember, powz87 I'm guessing you have no idea either?
That was the last time I saw my E-cig.
So I just went through my phone from Dark Lord Day and found this drunk gem......
I feel like this is something I should remember, powz87 I'm guessing you have no idea either?
I knew it was in your truck.That was the last time I saw my E-cig.
It's for sure not lol.I knew it was in your truck.
Well we nearly touched tips. Now I know your face.
That dog looks like she's seen some ****
Chloe the Dog: the culprit no one saw coming
Wood cooler smuggle again 100%Even though she's 90% deaf, she's the real evil mastermind behind all DLD shenanigans.
It's for sure not lol.
IMO, it was left on the tray in a porta john or is laying next to the dump he took when he was nearly arrested.many years ago a friend of mine lost his horse-hair brush. couldn't find it no matter where we looked. wrote it off as a lost cause.
maybe 2'ish years later while we were driving downtown, i had to make a very sudden stop when the ******* in front of me slammed his brakes for no apparent reason.
out from under the driver side seat slid.............. the lost brush. covered in debris from 2 years being in a car lodged somewhere under my seat. no idea how it got there.
your e-cig is somewhere in that truck
Once had a pair of Rx designer sunglasses get sucked off my shirt and into the seatbelt trap of a friend's car for six months. I had written them off as lost or stolen and he produced them at a party months later. We had a good chuckle when he said where he found them. Yes, alcohol was involved.many years ago a friend of mine lost his horse-hair brush. couldn't find it no matter where we looked. wrote it off as a lost cause.
maybe 2'ish years later while we were driving downtown, i had to make a very sudden stop when the ******* in front of me slammed his brakes for no apparent reason.
out from under the driver side seat slid.............. the lost brush. covered in debris from 2 years being in a car lodged somewhere under my seat. no idea how it got there.
your e-cig is somewhere in that truck
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