motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
Says someone obviously tricked into marriage!
f--k! i can't believe i was duped again!
Says someone obviously tricked into marriage!
You disgust me.
f--k! i can't believe i was duped again!
Says someone obviously tricked into marriage!
I generalize in these cases because its not socially acceptable to ask those parents to leave the area with their children. I understand its impossible to stop children in a lot of cases because they do not have impulse control like (most) adults do. Removing the child from the area so it doesn't disturb other people is acceptable and its a good solution to the problem, no you dont need to beat your child, but removing the disturbance is a good way to deal with the issue.
There is a big big big BUT here.
BUT, when that parent runs over my foot with their stroller and looks at me like its my fault, or when that parent has their screaming child in a restaurant and does not remove them from the area, or has a screaming child in a PG-13/R rated movie theater and does not take them out of the theater. Yes, then I think the parent is the problem, not the child. (if I am sitting in a theater and watching like, the Lego Movie or Shrek, as examples, and theres a screaming child, I'll be peaved, but its a childrens movie, if I am watching Jackass the Movie, and I see 3 toddlers that couldn't be more than 6 years old a piece, and they're talking and screaming during the movie, then yes, I have a problem)
No, I am not suggesting you beat the children, at all. I am also not suggesting you cannot go out in public with your child. Lets be completely honest though, if you are in a semi-nice restaurant, or a movie theater and its some PG13 or higher movie playing, do you really think its acceptable to just let the kid scream it out? The world doesn't cater to the child-less, nor should it cater to the child-ed either. If someone let their dog sit outside your house and bark all night long keeping your kids up through out the night, you'd be pretty peaved too wouldnt you? I am not equating children to dogs, but some pets have about the same impulse control as children do.
I'm not a fan of those aged cheddars. Too dry and hard. Also whoever mentioned easy cheese up there is now above children on the list of things I do not like.
Im a stickler for wording (if not spelling and grammar, which gets worse the more I type) so I have to insist we as a people agree on what the word "accident" means in this context. If two different sexed people engage in sexual relations without the protection of birth control, any progeny that might come into the world as a result may very well be a surprise... but it sure isn't an accident.
I'm not really calling azazel out on this because in his context it doesn't matter all that much. He wanted kids, his wife wanted kids, they just didn't keep a journal of his wife's vaginal temperature and actively find the night most likely to produce a fertilized egg.
What ACTUALLY really pisses me off is these people with 7 kids on Super Nanny crying that their last 6 were "an accident". No... they weren't.
SessionalGoodness was no accident. But I'll be damned if he wasn't one hell of a surprise.
Sometimes, when I get home from a night of heavy drinking... I just go to the fridge and empty the contents of a can of easy cheese directly into my mouth and just go to bed happy.
Its also good on hot dogs, hamburgers, chicken wings, lasagna, pizza, pop-tarts and sardines.
I couldn't figure out SG acronym. Flocking legendary. Seasonal goodness. I love your writing here in this thread BTW. Spot on, just a joy to read, an absolute joy.
I love this thread, I love the idea behind its inception, I love the inevitable ridiculous OTT reaction from some folks, I love that I got to see the @thecadjockey as a goth, and that I have to post more nonsense to get a dedicated file on @hunter_la 's PC.
In the avoidance of G. Oak esque run-on sentences I also love that I had the good sense to begin a new paragraph. I'm a lucky bugger. I get to spend the last hour or so reading this majestic piece while enjoying some luxuriant surroundings. Kids are both asleep in a hotel closet ( a good sized one I should add, both in cribs).
I think Kombat has a solid thread here and I salute hime for starting it. The "kids are great" stories in media are such a snooze fest I have yet to get past an opening paragraph. This has been fantastic.
I would merely add that if you are fortunate enough to be in a position to choose a lifestyle, do whatever it takes strengthen and protect it. Life is great, grab it by the balls and shake every ounce of fun out of it.
And, in a likely soon to be extremely related note, This just in.... Candy, as you folks call it in the USA, is an abomination to man.
*Shuts down PC for fear that the use of "USA" and "abomination" in the same sentence have instigated a counter-idiocy NSA anal-probing attack*
I couldn't figure out SG acronym. Flocking legendary. Seasonal goodness. I love your writing here in this thread BTW. Spot on, just a joy to read, an absolute joy.
I love this thread, I love the idea behind its inception, I love the inevitable ridiculous OTT reaction from some folks, I love that I got to see the @thecadjockey as a goth, and that I have to post more nonsense to get a dedicated file on @hunter_la 's PC.
In the avoidance of G. Oak esque run-on sentences I also love that I had the good sense to begin a new paragraph. I'm a lucky bugger. I get to spend the last hour or so reading this majestic piece while enjoying some luxuriant surroundings. Kids are both asleep in a hotel closet ( a good sized one I should add, both in cribs).
I think Kombat has a solid thread here and I salute hime for starting it. The "kids are great" stories in media are such a snooze fest I have yet to get past an opening paragraph. This has been fantastic.
I would merely add that if you are fortunate enough to be in a position to choose a lifestyle, do whatever it takes strengthen and protect it. Life is great, grab it by the balls and shake every ounce of fun out of it.
And, in a likely soon to be extremely related note, This just in.... Candy, as you folks call it in the USA, is an abomination to man.
*Shuts down PC for fear that the use of "USA" and "abomination" in the same sentence have instigated a counter-idiocy NSA anal-probing attack*
I used to think you were cool. I used to respect you.
I don't know anything anymore.
And this is all going in the file.
I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe some day you will learn how to truly relax, and that starts with a can of easy cheese, box of white zin and a good romcom.
I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe some day you will learn how to truly relax, and that starts with a can of easy cheese, box of white zin and a good romcom.
Don't forget the warm snuggy :fro:
Girls Night In!!! LOLZOMG!!!
My buddy who i thought would never have kids and loves the single life just knocked up his GF a few months ago. Now shes moving in and idk... maybe hes gonna marry her... i would have never thought this was gonna happen.... accidents.. lol
I heard that.
Yeah... take the family pheasant hunting or something, haha.
Or swing through on your way to see 4 guys faces carved into rock.
Or come to my town to see our majestic falls and homeless people.
Breathtaking, isn't it?
Does one dress to the left or right in Sioux Falls; or is there perhaps a colonial style to which I am ignorant of. Something in a twill perhaps?
Does one dress to the left or right in Sioux Falls; or is there perhaps a colonial style to which I am ignorant of. Something in a twill perhaps?
Beats the **** out of Dallas. Though in Dallas' defense your city may well be inadequately large-hatted. Go Cowboys!
Pheasant hunting sounds great BTW. I'll have my man prepare a trifecta of rifles and a sextet of ales should I make the voyage north.
Does one dress to the left or right in Sioux Falls; or is there perhaps a colonial style to which I am ignorant of. Something in a twill perhaps?
You know those mesh baseball caps with the clasp on the back, and the opening with which you can pull your mullet through?
Yeah that's how they dress.
I think the traditional, accepted colonial style of Sioux Falls you're looking for can be found if you do a google image search for "people of walmart"
Beats the **** out of Dallas. Though in Dallas' defense your city may well be inadequately large-hatted. Go Cowboys!
Pheasant hunting sounds great BTW. I'll have my man prepare a trifecta of rifles and a sextet of ales should I make the voyage north.
Does one dress to the left or right in Sioux Falls; or is there perhaps a colonial style to which I am ignorant of. Something in a twill perhaps?
I've been to Sioux Falls, not too shabby; if I recall pants are optional.. which is always a plus. When I was a kid I became a Carnie for a summer. Went from TX straight up and hit all the state fairs. North Dakota's was the haps, Nickelback even performed. Made $400 and bought an N64.
When you were carny-ing did you paint some of your teeth black so it looks like you were missing teeth? If I saw a carny with all their teeth I would think its an undercover cop.
Whoo boy man, I aint done none that. Just talk redneck and yall fit right in, tell you wha.
Yeah, just dress in your everyday attire.
You'll fit right in.
Whoo boy man, I aint done none that. Just talk redneck and yall fit right in, tell you wha.
The last time I went to a carnival, I was visiting as they were closing up shop. You know those globes you throw a ping pong ball in to win a goldfish? Yeah I got to see them dump about a thousand golfish on to the grass and just leave them there to die.
Never again.
Top-hats and waistcoats a plenty then. Fantastic news. One's milliner will be most delighted.
Wow. I feel so badly for that kid.
Why don't you and @hunter_la5 just carpool up here, then we can send wasted selfies to @TheCADJockey .
That sounds like a good time.
Why don't you and @hunter_la5 just carpool up here, then we can send wasted selfies to @TheCADJockey .
That sounds like a good time.
Nice. Thanks for the invite. Love you too, man.
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