Blissfully Child-Free

[bob1852]

I understand, but you can't expect to have a private conversation with a select group on a forum.

Sure you can. It's where all of us heathens hang out.

 

[ArkotRamathorn]

I know a couple of lactose intolerant people that will just eat cheese and suffer the consequences.

I think I remember reading lactos intollerant people can eat really aged cheeses without repurcussions because all the lactose has been converted... into, uh, something else. I swear theres an Good Eats episode where he talks about this (Alton Brown).

I would literally cry if I suddenly became lactose intollerant, or gluten intollerant. I love me some cheese and bread. I could go vegetarian, but I'd have to have cheese at the very least, and eggs, even though that makes it not vegetarian.

I also don't trust people who hate eggs. If you hate eggs you are a heathen monster who should be imprisoned.

 

[Roadliner]

I think I remember reading lactos intollerant people can eat really aged cheeses without repurcussions because all the lactose has been converted... into, uh, something else. I swear theres an Good Eats episode where he talks about this (Alton Brown).

I would literally cry if I suddenly became lactose intollerant, or gluten intollerant. I love me some cheese and bread. I could go vegetarian, but I'd have to have cheese at the very least, and eggs, even though that makes it not vegetarian.

I also don't trust people who hate eggs. If you hate eggs you are a heathen monster who should be imprisoned.

Haven't you heard?? Glutten is evil, and everyone is allergic to it.

 

[hunter_le five]

Haven't you heard?? Glutten is evil, and everyone is allergic to it.

That's spelled "Glutton", and that only applies if you're Catholic.

 

[steveoatley]

This is the new "Please Delete" - thread !!!!!

Trollers, gonna troll

Yous guys got to much time on your hands

Some of us gotta work today !

Please delete !

 

[iijakii]

Speaking of glutton, I just went back for seconds just now and I wasn't hungry still. I've been having a philosophical debate about it with myself, however:

Is it still gluttonous when that which you are gorging on is salad? That sort of cancels it out, right?

 

[iijakii]

This is the new "Please Delete" - thread !!!!!

Trollers, gonna troll

Yous guys got to much time on your hands

Some of us gotta work today !

Please delete !

Hah look at this loser that's having to work!

 

[Roadliner]

Speaking of glutton, I just went back for seconds just now and I wasn't hungry still. I've been having a philosophical debate about it with myself, however:

Is it still gluttonous when that which you are gorging on is salad? That sort of cancels it out, right?

of course.. it's.. er.. healthy.

 

[GuldTuborg]

Is it still gluttonous when that which you are gorging on is salad? That sort of cancels it out, right?

Depends. Did you sprinkle some of that yellow, shredded sin on top?

 

[iijakii]

Depends. Did you sprinkle some of that yellow, shredded sin on top?

No, I did not partake in the devil's milk. I did omit the fact that this salad had an abundance of bacon though...

 

[Roadliner]

Depends. Did you sprinkle some of that yellow, shredded sin on top?

^^^ Lack of cheese eating voids opinions ^^^

 

[GuldTuborg]

No, I did not partake in the devil's milk. I did omit the fact that this salad had an abundance of bacon though...

Bacon on your salad?


YOU ATE GOD?!?

 

[Roadliner]

No, I did not partake in the devil's milk. I did omit the fact that this salad had an abundance of bacon though...

Praise be to the noble pig for it's gift of bacon.

 

[blizz81]

Speaking of glutton, I just went back for seconds just now and I wasn't hungry still. I've been having a philosophical debate about it with myself, however:

Is it still gluttonous when that which you are gorging on is salad? That sort of cancels it out, right?

Dionysus over here.

 

[FloppyKnockers]

My wife and I. 35/37 respectively decided not to have kids for many reasons. These are just some of the more bountiful ones...
Sleeping in
Naps
Golf money
As many unsecured guns as I want
Cussing whenever and as loud as I want
Not having to spell things to keep a secret
Not stepping on Legos
A clean truck
Nothing in my house is sticky
I don't know any Barney (or the like) songs
No need to find a sitter before I go out
I don't dread X-mas
I don't care if school is in or out
No need for child locks
No parent teacher conferences
Gray hair will wait another decade or so

The list can literally go on for days...

 

[GuldTuborg]

^^^ Lack of cheese eating voids opinions ^^^

Where's my damned "dislike" button. Got to be around here somewhere.

 

[SnakeRidge]

I think I remember reading lactos intollerant people can eat really aged cheeses without repurcussions because all the lactose has been converted... into, uh, something else. I swear theres an Good Eats episode where he talks about this (Alton Brown).

That is completely true. Really expensive cheese does nothing to me other than delight my taste buds. The aftereffects of cheap stuff is not pleasant. I can't get close to a bowl of ice cream though.

 

[GuldTuborg]

My wife and I. 35/37 respectively decided not to have kids for many reasons. These are just some of the more bountiful ones...
Sleeping in
Naps
Golf money
As many unsecured guns as I want
Cussing whenever and as loud as I want
Not having to spell things to keep a secret
Not stepping on Legos
A clean truck
Nothing in my house is sticky
I don't know any Barney (or the like) songs
No need to find a sitter before I go out
I don't dread X-mas
I don't care if school is in or out
No need for child locks
No parent teacher conferences
Gray hair will wait another decade or so

The list can literally go on for days...

Now I know why you don't have kids. You're not doing it right. :fro::fro::fro:

 

[iijakii]

That is completely true. Really expensive cheese does nothing to me other than delight my taste buds. The aftereffects of cheap stuff is not pleasant. I can't get close to a bowl of ice cream though.

Eh, snack food is for the weak of heart, so you are not really missing out.

 

[ArkotRamathorn]

Speaking of glutton, I just went back for seconds just now and I wasn't hungry still. I've been having a philosophical debate about it with myself, however:

Is it still gluttonous when that which you are gorging on is salad? That sort of cancels it out, right?

You know those big salad bowls they bring you at Olive Garden?

Thats abotu the size bowl of salad I like to eat all at once. You just keep eating and never feel full.

(to borrow from Jerry Seinfeld)

And the next morning, I leave the salad in the other bowl.

 

[Psylocide]

You know those big salad bowls they bring you at Olive Garden?

Thats abotu the size bowl of salad I like to eat all at once. You just keep eating and never feel full.

(to borrow from Jerry Seinfeld)

And the next morning, I leave the salad in the other bowl.

I know she handed you the big salad, and you thanked her... but, I purchased the big salad.

 

[GuldTuborg]

So do you guys toss that salad yourselves, or do you prefer someone else to toss your salad?

 

[Roadliner]

When it comes to tossing salad, I feel it's soemthing I don't want to do.. someone else would definitely need to toss my salad.

 

[iijakii]

So do you guys toss that salad yourselves, or do you prefer someone else to toss your salad?

It was sloppy seconds tossed salad leftover from a meeting.

My favorite :fro:

 

[Kharnynb]

cheese porn:

 

[motobrewer]

Dance, puppets!!

 

[Psylocide]

cheese porn:

My god.

I want a wheel.

 

[motobrewer]

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apparently I'm raising children wrong. I'm not supposed to be able to relax on the patio alone with a beer.

amirite???

 

[Psylocide]

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apparently I'm raising children wrong. I'm not supposed to be able to relax on the patio alone with a beer.

amirite???

Ugh... foot.

 

[motobrewer]

You know you love it

 

[Roadliner]

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apparently I'm raising children wrong. I'm not supposed to be able to relax on the patio alone with a beer.

amirite???

There is no proof that you aren't just neglecting your parental dutie to take this picture....... or that they aren't at their grandparents

 

[motobrewer]

Damn, tricked again!!

 

[Psylocide]

You know you love it

I'm starting to see a disconcerting trend of bare feet in these drinking/brewing pics.

It's like... if God (or Bill Maher) wanted us to go barefoot, he would not have invented socks AND shoes as a double safeguard to shield the eyes of those who do not wish to see them.

 

[motobrewer]

I'm blissfully shoe free. You got tricked into wearing shoes.

 

[motobrewer]

Also i really want some cheese. Fortunately, I live in Wisconsin.

 

[Roadliner]

Shoes suck. Glad to see the weather is good back home. too bad SWMBO is on couch rest :/

 

[1977Brewer]

I'm starting to see a disconcerting trend of bare feet in these drinking/brewing pics.



It's like... if God (or Bill Maher) wanted us to go barefoot, he would not have invented socks AND shoes as a double safeguard to shield the eyes of those who do not wish to see them.

Whoa wait. There are barefoot Brewers running around? Recipe for disaster.

 

[motobrewer]

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You can really taste the

 

[Psylocide]

Much better.

 

[motobrewer]

Well played sailor well played