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[catdaddy66]

https://news.google.com/articles/CB...XV0aG9yaXRpZXMuYW1w?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

Vert de ferk???

 

[501irishred]

What?! She’s from Florida? Who’d of thought....

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

https://news.google.com/articles/CBMiVmh0dHBzOi8vd3d3LmZveG5ld3MuY29tL3VzL2NhbWVscy10ZXN0aWNsZXMtd29tYW4tbG91aXNpYW5hLXRydWNrLXN0b3Atem9vLWF1dGhvcml0aWVz0gFaaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZm94bmV3cy5jb20vdXMvY2FtZWxzLXRlc3RpY2xlcy13b21hbi1sb3Vpc2lhbmEtdHJ1Y2stc3RvcC16b28tYXV0aG9yaXRpZXMuYW1w?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

Vert de ferk???

The moment the story all makes sense -

A woman bit a camel’s testicles at a Louisiana truck stop petting zoo -- and was cited for criminal trespassing, according to reports.

The woman, a Florida resident, - That's all I needed to know

 

[Robert65]

Wait, petting zoo in a truck stop? Nasty spitting camels in a petting zoo? The ball biting is the part that makes the most sense to me...

 

[soccerdad]

$hit, I think I know that Florida woman. The teeth marks look familiar.

 

[catdaddy66]

Freakin GENIUS!! LOL

https://news.yahoo.com/texas-man-wanted-allegedly-divorcing-193215646.html

 

[day_trippr]

Um....potentially 10 years behind bars hardly qualifies one for genius status

 

[Robert65]

Um....potentially 10 years behind bars hardly qualifies one for genius status

Neither does the wife's not having filed legit papers yet... I say they're made for each other.

 

[wstbrewing]

https://www.foodandwine.com/beer/mary-berry-beer-armistice-brewing-cease-and-desist

“The result: Cease and Desistberry Pastry Stout—the exact same beer but with the new name stuck over the old one and an upside-down smiley face sticker covering Mary Berry's visage.”

 

[Robert65]

Walrus sinks Russian Navy boat in the Arctic Ocean

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/24/world/russian-navy-boat-walrus-attack-scli-intl/index.html

 

[day_trippr]

Note to self: if devolved to a life of crime, make sure to fully charge the getaway car and hope the coppers run out of juice...

This police department's Tesla ran out of battery during a pursuit

 

[catdaddy66]

https://en.newsner.com/wow/man-drin...s-they-werent-after-him-gets-arrested-anyway/

Took off in a way he didn't prepare for!

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/30-old-man-gored-bison-175931090.html

You can't fix stupid.

 

[Pkrd]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/30-old-man-gored-bison-175931090.html
You can't fix stupid.

But you can outstupid it...
https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/bronx-zoo-lion-enclosure-trnd/index.html

 

[Imhoppy]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/30-old-man-gored-bison-175931090.html

You can't fix stupid.

George Carlin once said "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

 

[GrogNerd]

& most people are not in the half they think they are in

George Carlin once said "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

 

[501irishred]

& most people are not in the half they think they are in

I’ve always thought these lyrics are spot on.......

“They say that three percent of people
Use five to six percent of their brain
Ninety-seven percent use just three percent
And the rest goes down the drain
I'll never know which one I am
But I'll bet you my last dime
Ninety-nine percent think we're three percent
One-hundred percent of the time”

Todd Snider - statistician’s blues

 

[Imhoppy]

Ninety percent of brewing is half mental.

 

[balrog]

And 60% of the time, Sex Panther works every time.

 

[GrogNerd]

for the next chuckle-headed KNOB who says "Muhrrica!"

Thai island hosts cheek-piercing Vegetarian Festival as devotees slash their faces with swords and skewers during extremely gruesome event

 

[TheMadKing]

Well, point being, if the uranium existed shortly after the universe happened, wouldn't that be the beginning of its life?
As opposed to when someone stumbled on a deposit within human existence?
I reckon "half life" is indeed an arbitrary time frame term...

Just saw this and have to bring it back up

Nope it starts the moment the element comes into existance. Every element heavier than iron was created in supernovae billions of years after the big bang so that's why the radioactive ones still exist. The way they can prove this is that the measured half life of U-235 is shorter than U-238 and on earth they exist in the average proportions of 99.2% U-238 and 0.8% U-235. Since they are formed by the same process they must have originally existed in equal proportions, and based on that they can calculate when the uranium on earth was formed.

Half life doesn't start when we start observing it, but our measurement of the decay constant does. Half life is a calculated value for long lived isotopes based on a simple decay equation that uses a measured rate of decay.

 

[balrog]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/02/us/black-spot-on-jupiter-trnd/index.html

"Jupiter, the largest planet in the Milky Way, "
Um, they can't possibly know that...

 

[bleme]

for the next chuckle-headed KNOB who says "Muhrrica!"

Thai island hosts cheek-piercing Vegetarian Festival as devotees slash their faces with swords and skewers during extremely gruesome event

Never trust a vegetarian - those guys are just crazy!

 

[catdaddy66]

https://news.google.com/articles/CB...ZXItc2VydmljZS5hbXA?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

Do as I say, not as I do...

 

[sweetcell]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/02/us/black-spot-on-jupiter-trnd/index.html

"Jupiter, the largest planet in the Milky Way, "
Um, they can't possibly know that...

we have definite proof that jupiter is not the largest planet in the milky way.

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

Russian man sues Apple, claiming that his iPhone made him gay

https://www.yahoo.com/news/russian-man-sues-apple-claiming-142656810.html


Well I laughed

 

[day_trippr]

Florida Man strikes again...

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/04/us/florida-man-shoots-kills-son-in-law-birthday-trnd/index.html

Seemed like a fun idea at the time

 

[doug293cz]

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HBT Moderator

 

[day_trippr]

[checks In Box - empty. Phew, not me this time ]

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

Pretty sure that's 2 strikes on me....guess moderators don't like English Humor