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[GrogNerd]

'Machete' to the rescue: Actor Danny Trejo helps save child trapped in overturned car

let's say you're in a car accident, your car overturns and you're trapped. the first face you see when you regain your senses is actor Danny Trejo. I certainly would be thankful someone is there to help, appreciate the help, thank gods for someone just being there

but I can be grateful and simultaneously soil my skivvies

"Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of helping someone else. Everything"

here's hoping even more good happens to you, Mr. Trejo.

 

[catdaddy66]

'Machete' to the rescue: Actor Danny Trejo helps save child trapped in overturned car

let's say you're in a car accident, your car overturns and you're trapped. the first face you see when you regain your senses is actor Danny Trejo. I certainly would be thankful someone is there to help, appreciate the help, thank gods for someone just being there

but I can be grateful and simultaneously soil my skivvies

"Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of helping someone else. Everything"

here's hoping even more good happens to you, Mr. Trejo.

Love that guy! And I think he is in EVERY movie...

 

[balrog]

Yes, he is the Gene Hackman of his day.

 

[Robert65]

I would just figure, Damn, this dude just flipped my car and now he's gonna finish killing me...

 

[HoppyDaze]

'Machete' to the rescue: Actor Danny Trejo helps save child trapped in overturned car

let's say you're in a car accident, your car overturns and you're trapped. the first face you see when you regain your senses is actor Danny Trejo. I certainly would be thankful someone is there to help, appreciate the help, thank gods for someone just being there

but I can be grateful and simultaneously soil my skivvies

"Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of helping someone else. Everything"

here's hoping even more good happens to you, Mr. Trejo.

Less scary when you realize he's 5'5" 160lb

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/louisiana-woman-reportedly-told-police-233131744.html

Louisiana woman reportedly told police the meth found in her body part was not hers

A Louisiana woman reportedly told police she did not know where the meth - found in her groin- came from.

 

[Robert65]

he did not know where the meth - found in her groin- came from.

Enough drugs, plausible.

 

[catdaddy66]

May as well tell me not to make eye contact!

The Telegraph: Mocking suspect's hairstyle could get you prosecuted, police warn.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...s-hairstyle-could-get-prosecuted-police-warn/

 

[day_trippr]

It’s not your average fundraiser.

 

[soccerdad]

It’s not your average fundraiser.

Man - that's got to be hard !

 

[Robert65]

Ohio State trying to trademark the word "THE"

https://www.news5cleveland.com/life...iles-a-trademark-application-for-the-word-the

 

[jack13]

Ohio State trying to trademark the word "THE"

https://www.news5cleveland.com/life...iles-a-trademark-application-for-the-word-the

haha. How much will I have to pay them whenever I use the word that shall never be...damn just used it...

 

[501irishred]

Ohio State trying to trademark the word "THE"

https://www.news5cleveland.com/life...iles-a-trademark-application-for-the-word-the

I’m curious how it’s being looked at locally. Are your sport talk guys rolling there eyes saying “WTF?”, or is it closer to “hell yeah, it’s about time!”?

 

[day_trippr]

As crazy as the notion seems, there's a good chance The Ohio State University will succeed - but most likely in a quite narrow context...

[edit] Unlike "utility" patents - the ones that create significant advancements in society - "design" patents can be given for things as trivial as a new shade of color applied to an existing item...

 

[sweetcell]

Ohio State trying to trademark the word "THE"

https://www.news5cleveland.com/life...iles-a-trademark-application-for-the-word-the

retort from my Michigan buddy: "To be fair, it’s the longest word most OSU grads can spell."

 

[catdaddy66]

https://news.google.com/articles/CA...whK-LAjD4ySww69W0BQ?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

Didn't know that this wasn't legal...

 

[catdaddy66]

retort from my Michigan buddy: "To be fair, it’s the longest word most OSU grads can spell."

https://news.google.com/articles/CB...cmtpbmctdGhlL2FtcC8?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

Michigan had a great response!

Troll level... EXPERT!

 

[day_trippr]

Florida Man is back...with a vengeance!

Well...a tiny vengeance. That's hardly a "mountain"....

 

[bracconiere]

Florida Man is back...with a vengeance!

Well...a tiny vengeance. That's hardly a "mountain"....

wonder how the dirt got inside the car? both front and passenger seat......

 

[balrog]

And they never said what the question was. What was the question he asked which she would not answer? Why do I have to know?

 

[kh54s10]

wonder how the dirt got inside the car? both front and passenger seat......

Through the air vents.

 

[doug293cz]

And they never said what the question was. What was the question he asked which she would not answer? Why do I have to know?

Prob wanted to know who she was cheatin' with.

Brew on

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

_____ing idiot

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...ectives-police-say/ar-AAFYMWr?ocid=spartanntp

Fake Cop Arrested After Pulling over Real Detectives, Police Say

 

[balrog]

_____ing idiot

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...ectives-police-say/ar-AAFYMWr?ocid=spartanntp

Fake Cop Arrested After Pulling over Real Detectives, Police Say

The best part was the Florida Man made an appearance in the story!

 

[NGD]

_____ing idiot

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...ectives-police-say/ar-AAFYMWr?ocid=spartanntp

Fake Cop Arrested After Pulling over Real Detectives, Police Say

Wondered if there are many cops driving Nissan Sentras in NY? Would love to know what those detectives were saying when he pulled them over

 

[sweetcell]

4H busted for PEDs... kids nowadays!

An 11-year-old lost his livestock title after his lamb failed a drug test

i find it strange that he got to keep the auction money... apparently crime does pay.

 

[501irishred]

Florida man is a part time surgeon too!

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/...tched-castration-inside-highlands-county-home

 

[balrog]

Of all the things I can imagine for a fetish, and I have a very good imagination, that is soooo not on the list.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Of all the things I can imagine for a fetish, and I have a very good imagination, that is soooo not on the list.

At least the nature of this fetish resolves the question of whether they should procreate.

 

[501irishred]

Of all the things I can imagine for a fetish, and I have a very good imagination, that is soooo not on the list.

And say that happened to be your thing, would this be the guy you’d trust with the knife?