Anybody up for a riddle?

[Fedora]

Bing, bing, bing!
And we have a winner!
That is just how to do this thing.
@Fedora , what's for dinner?

Now @DrunkleJon , I guess you're next.
Since you light to my riddle of darkness shed,
you must in turn make us perplexed,
and present a new riddle to this thread

Though a questionable method
And not quite a cheat
I'm true to my word
And my hat I'll eat

This little piece
I won't have to chew
Bon appetite
And a big FU

 

[Dan]

Edit. I gave a Lousy riddle answer. I don't even get it

 

[alphaomega]

@Fedora , you found the solution questionable (I did not),
but still you kept your word, I respect that a lot!
Now, i wish that I could say you'd like my last riddle better, but alas
the answer to that one shows little more in the way of class

 

[Fedora]

Dan can't rhyme
So no riddle tonight
Just as well
I'm not thinking quite right

Could be the stress
Or maybe the drink
But if I'm honest
I truly think

It's not in my head
Or by power of suggestion
It's a bona fide case of indigestion

Slainte, riddlers!

Kenny

 

[Dan]

What might it be that you can put upon your feet,
that you may sleep upon during night or day,
and that you could use for a seat.
What could it be? Do you dare say?

I'll probably get this answer wrong
But that's ok this is my song
The answer I think you're looking for
Everybody has one and it is a floor
[emoji1]

 

[Dan]

I know I probably got the last riddle wrong.
So came up with a distraction while smoking my bong (not really,)
AlphaOmega and Fedora are tough riddling riddling Kings
And the truth be known that makes my heart sing

So here is a riddle while you ponder
With My bad rhyming and jhyming
Plus pretty poor timing [emoji4]

So tell me my main course tonight
To get this right is outta sight
Everything on the plate was really good
All great fixings is just understood
Know carnivorous lovers love this quite well

 

[alphaomega]

@Dan that was a very good attempt,
that I think made some sense.
I'm afraid the answer will fill you with contempt
and make you think I'm more than a little dense.
The riddle will make you C,
that the answer to A is not B.
(If you get me...)

Edit: Oh, yeah and burgers?

 

[Dan]

I love this thread most when I cant figure the answer (not true)
Even with my dog's help who you all know as Prancer
So play on, play on; make the riddles tough
AlphaOmega my mindS not big enough
To answer your latest riddle even with hints
I'm a dim witted man but sometimes have glints

 

[Dan]

Is a rhyme riddling mind a land mine?
Why must I riddle rhyme reason
Twiddled mind and mysterious rhymes
I once loved a girl from Sweden

(I didn't come up with this next riddle but figured it out, I think. You will too, take your time, have a drink. If anybody figures out what the first two lines of the first stanza means; tell me brother) - cause I don't know



When the Hanging Gardens of Babel grew,
I read the heavens for what it knew
to gesture a thing that can't be seen,
with rigid arm and hand so keen.

I have a marked and telling face,
and never rush - I keep my pace.
I'm shy of clouds at the dead of night,
otherwise faced true North I'm always right.

Now given gears I never sleep,
and two more arms are mine to keep.
Sixty to one they each will race,
but twice a day they all embrace.

 

[GilSwillBasementBrews]

I believe it is a sundial then once geared a watch. Sorry am at work with no time to rhyme. As for the two lines of the first stanza I, like you, wait for insight from others than me.

 

[alphaomega]

After reading an article on wikipedia that was quite fun,
I think the Babylonians pioneered telling time by the sun.

 

[ifnotuthenwho]

Now given gears I never sleep,
and two more arms are mine to keep.
Sixty to one they each will race,
but twice a day they all embrace.

It's not a sundial per se, but a timepiece that has evolved into a mechanical clock.

 

[Dan]

What might it be that you can put upon your feet,
that you may sleep upon during night or day,
and that you could use for a seat.
What could it be? Do you dare say?

A[emoji755]️
Riddle has not been answered
I think, yes I have had to many beers to drink
PleAse somebody, it's not sick or the floor
To this answer their is more
?????

 

[alphaomega]

@Dan , maybe the answer(s) I need to give away,
but it is a rather silly one I must say.
A pair of shoes are good to put on your feet,
and a bed is where I normally lay,
finally a chair makes a good seat.

Sorry for this

 

[Dan]

A multiple riddle
It does now seem simple
Time for you to give another one
Really hard or simply fun

 

[unionrdr]

I'm old & red, big & fancy,
Yet plain everyday.
I hide in plain site,
Yet no one can see me.
What am I?

 

[Fedora]

Twas not tricky
But was fun
The answer is
Our friend, the Sun

 

[Dan]

Tell me this
Is amiss
Go tell it on the mountain
Everyday that goes by; water comes out a fountain
Really a nice day today, I had a good role in yeh hey!
(Riddle me this and riddle me that, from above - name my cat)

 

[Dan]

Take me into a lions den
Inside of it my life may end
Go with God and have no fear
Each soul to him is very dear
Right down to and beneath your nose
(The hinting to my riddle grows)

 

[Dan]

^^^^
So riddle me this and riddle me that
From the above - name my cat

 

[unionrdr]

Twas not tricky
But was fun
The answer is
Our friend, the Sun

Think more physical...

 

[Dan]

Take me into a lions den
Inside of it my life may end
Go with God and have no fear
Each soul to him is very dear
Right down to and beneath your nose
(The hinting to my riddle grows)

Take another look
I fooled you by pseudo distraction
Get'er done need be your only reaction
Everything is all false and true
Ready set go lets drink a few

The day the carpet baggers came
I had broken my leg and lost my cane
Go get another my wife yelled at me
Even though I was on bended knees
Really? I yelled with fury; jee weezs




Truly I've given you what you need
Information without no greed
Go with nothing I have said
Except my first words in each line read
Really? Really!!
(It's true and silly)

So riddle me this and riddle me that

From the above - name my cat

PS
lines with parenthesis don't count for much
Just some added notes and such

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I thought and thought on the clues you wrought, but my answers were all in vain
I'm dense, 'tis true, and those clues from you, caused in my head a pain
Till that last line, I had quite a time, playing this guessing game
Now I confess, my only guess is that TIGER is your kitty's name.
Regards, GF.

 

[Dan]

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I'm old & red, big & fancy,
Yet plain everyday.
I hide in plain site,
Yet no one can see me.
What am I?

Twas not tricky
But was fun
The answer is
Our friend, the Sun

Think more physical...

Unionrdr your riddle is outta sight
Trying to figure the answer keeps me up late tonight
I really thought Fedora had answered it with "Sun"
The riddle you wrote is a tough one

 

[Dan]

I thought and thought on the clues you wrought, but my answers were all in vain
I'm dense, 'tis true, and those clues from you, caused in my head a pain
Till that last line, I had quite a time, playing this guessing game
Now I confess, my only guess is that TIGER is your kitty's name.
Regards, GF.[/

GF, I truly hope your brain's feeling better
I would not want to turn you into a bed wetter

Your answer is correct; that was very well done!
Thank you sir for putting up with my silly simple fun

Seems unionrdr is holding out
For an answer to his rhyme
It's not sun or my thought stout
I really thought Fedora had figured it out

So the answer is still awaiting
For Somebody to answer true
If that sounds like I'm baiting
It's meant for me and you

 

[unionrdr]

It's commonly seen,
yet paid no mind.
It's not organic,
yet comes from the earth,
by sweat & hard work.
They get old & need attention,
in later years,
it's usefulness in suspension...

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I'll bring you shade when there is none around, far overhead's where I'm usually found.
In autumn along the ground I do creep, many a bush & tree do I steep.
In the form of a ship, on your picnic I'll drip, from the park I can make you run; in the grass you lay, on a bright sunny day, watching me can be fun.
I can look like this, I can look like that, you may even think I look like your hat.
You may never notice but I'm there nonetheless, as you go 'bout your business, now can you guess?

 

[unionrdr]

Clouds...

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

think more physical...

stop

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

It's commonly seen,
yet paid no mind.
It's not organic,
yet comes from the earth,
by sweat & hard work.
They get old & need attention,
in later years,
it's usefulness in suspension...

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