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[Gavin C]

Same. That seems a reasonable amount. $15 shipping usually lets me get off a 6 pk assorted local ****s, 1-2 hb's, 22oz bottle and extra roflturds as funny box filler.

Is a roflturd like a shelf turd but with some hilarity added. I wouldn't know a shelf turd if it bit me in the arse. Me not craft-beer very well.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Shipping 4 bottles, 4 16oz cans, a box of pastries and two bags of air/packing material WOULD of cost 20.00 on the box I just shipped on Monday.

 

[Psylocide]

Is a roflturd like a shelf turd but with some hilarity added. I wouldn't know a shelf turd if it bit me in the arse. Me not craft-beer very well.

No... it's like pez dispensers and winter hats (in case I ever visit buffalo) and that kind of ish.

 

[finsfan]

God dammit... This crazy bastard.


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Thanks @finsfan ... Too awesome.



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I cannot believe it got to your doorstep in 16 hours! Never seen that before. Enjoy! Not gonna tell you which one of those is sour btw.

Oh, real cool @finsfan way to throw your weight around and outdo all the beer boxes I sent him over two years with just one box. Real cool. COOOOOOL.



Jerk.

Anytime!

Let's face it doe... He only had to pay shipping for the 4th pic.

I actually paid for the big riccs. Bought a case of it when it was released.

This^^^^^^^^^^^^.



My platry offerings look... well paltry by comparrison.



Double jerk.

Double anytime!

@finsfan
If you dont mind my asking, how much was the shipping on that? FedEx im guessing?

It was just under $14. Fedex account ftw!

 

[Gavin C]

That's the thing though... we've ever only arranged for a sixer of HB. Even this was supposed to be a 'small trade,' not sure if fins' definition of small is different than mine, but yeah. I agree.

 

[blizzard]

I ship everything on the work account. Its normally about free for me.

I miss using the work account. Overnight was the same price as ground and cheap either way. Still don't miss working there though.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Is a roflturd like a shelf turd but with some hilarity added.

I'm not sure what a shelf turd is but they both sound equally crappy, so I'll say... Yarp?

No... it's like pez dispensers and winter hats (in case I ever visit buffalo) and that kind of ish.

Video games, glassware, uber-lengthy handwritten love notes, Altoid tins full of tarnished pennies, 30-40 empty Target bags leftover from the supply Hunter wrapped a single beer can in when sending to me...

That kind of stuff.

I'm so awesome, I love myself so hard it's crazy you wish you were this cool.

I still hate you. Nice box though.
"Glad" to see you're okay after your sudden... actually had to do work-induced illness.

 

[Gavin C]

No... it's like pez dispensers and winter hats (in case I ever visit buffalo) and that kind of ish.

Gotcha.

It was just under $14. Fedex account ftw!

Flock that's good. I've an account but never shipped something for that cheap.

 

[Psylocide]

I cannot believe it got to your doorstep in 16 hours! Never seen that before. Enjoy! Not gonna tell you which one of those is sour btw.

Oh **** me... I knew there would be a catch.

 

[Psylocide]

Video games, glassware, uber-lengthy handwritten love notes, Altoid tins full of tarnished pennies, 30-40 empty Target bags leftover from the supply Hunter wrapped a single beer can in when sending to me...

That kind of stuff.

Damn, forgot about the video games! Also, the love notes. Was trying to forget those.

Flock that's good. I've an account but never shipped something for that cheap.

I think proximity plays a role as well.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

I miss using the work account. Overnight was the same price as ground and cheap either way. Still don't miss working there though.

If we had used Cad's idea on shipping to the person below you in the list, you would of been bombarded with dark chocolate/coconut tasty cakes. It would of cost me zero dollars to send them to you

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

I'm not sure what a shelf turd is but they both sound equally crappy, so I'll say... Yarp?



Video games, glassware, uber-lengthy handwritten love notes, Altoid tins full of tarnished pennies, 30-40 empty Target bags leftover from the supply Hunter wrapped a single beer can in when sending to me...

That kind of stuff.



I still hate you. Nice box though.
"Glad" to see you're okay after your sudden... actually had to do work-induced illness.

Having each bottle wrapped in a Target bag is a Duffman tradition, that may of been something I had sent to you.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Also, the love notes. Was trying to forget those.

I know how much you like glitter...

 

[TheCADJockey]

Having each bottle wrapped in a Target bag is a Duffman tradition, that may of been something I had sent to you.

Oh no, I agree that is a solid tactic when preparing beermail. I have an overabundance of Target bags from my wife's impulse buying as it is.. but.. never have I seen so many Target bags in one place. The box Hunter sent me was 90% beer 210% Target bags. I think the box itself was wrapped in a Target bag. There were bags inside of Target bags. It was like Target bag INCEPTION.

Horror unimaginable.

 

[Psylocide]

@Gavin C (roflcopter, still cracks me up...)

$14.76 for a 17 lb box to Manhattan, KS

$16.43 for a 17 lb box to Irving, TX

$14.59 for a 10 lb box to Irving, TX

Hmmmm... need to start sending more beer, looks like.


Also, @finsfan ... if I had to guess, Rye'd home is the sour? Or... maybe Billy Bong?

Or none of them and you're just being a dick. I'm thinking the latter.

 

[Gavin C]

, the love notes. Was trying to never forget those treasures.

Here is one of my favs.

Dearest Psylo

It is with heavy heart and tremble of wrist I pen these words. Please find the sextet of ales and an assortment of bric-a-brac I have ensconced with these musings.

The winter is upon us, the lake is frozen and I have succumbed to the season's consumptive tendencies. I know not if I shall live to see reciprocation of these evocations, yet I feel I must lay my heart at your feet and lay waste to any thought of frozen sentiment. My words to thee, hear them I pray...

There once was a man from Nantucket....yarp, derp..... (lines deleted out of shyness)

Humbly and forever yours,

Fart

CAD xx

.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Hmmmm... need to start sending more beer, looks like.

Still waiting for that beer from your first batch that you promised me a year and half ago...

 

[hunter_le five]

Hmmmm... need to start sending more beer, looks like.

Thanks, I was getting kind of thirsty, and the beer fridge is all the way in the garage. Tell the Fedex guy I've left the door unlocked, he can bring it right in.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

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You forgot the mention the old school cat gif flip-book.

 

[Hello]

I have no clue what has happened here today, you chatty bastards.
No Wednesday pic of epic beer. Had some samples but couldn't stand around any longer to take a family photo of the bottles.

Drinking a cherry coke zero. I think I'll go get my truck inspected since the rest of my meetings have been cancelled.

 

[hunter_le five]

30-40 empty Target bags

You're welcome!

 

[Gavin C]

@Gavin C (roflcopter, still cracks me up...)

$14.76 for a 17 lb box to Manhattan, KS

$16.43 for a 17 lb box to Irving, TX

$14.59 for a 10 lb box to Irving, TX

Hmmmm... need to start sending more beer, looks like.


Also, @finsfan ... if I had to guess, Rye'd home is the sour? Or... maybe Billy Bong?

Or none of them and you're just being a dick. I'm thinking the latter.

They're not in my kitchen and I know which is sour.

Pay attention.

Clue

Good info on the shipping. That's about the same I'm paying

 

[blizzard]

If we had used Cad's idea on shipping to the person below you in the list, you would of been bombarded with dark chocolate/coconut tasty cakes. It would of cost me zero dollars to send them to you

God Damn It. ISO dark chocolate/coconut tasty cakes

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

I have no clue what has happened here today, you chatty bastards.
No Wednesday pic of epic beer. Had some samples but couldn't stand around any longer to take a family photo of the bottles.

Drinking a cherry coke zero. I think I'll go get my truck inspected since the rest of my meetings have been cancelled.

Are you signed up for the friendly friend sweepstakes?
the 20,000th post wins at least 1 bottle of beer from everybody else who entered the sweepstakes.

 

[Psylocide]

Still waiting for that beer from your first batch that you promised me a year and half ago...

Dude... I'm aging it for you.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

God Damn It. ISO dark chocolate/coconut tasty cakes

Intercept the box I sent to Mike
its out for delivery at this very moment

 

[Helly]

I have no clue what has happened here today, you chatty bastards.

No Wednesday pic of epic beer. Had some samples but couldn't stand around any longer to take a family photo of the bottles.



Drinking a cherry coke zero. I think I'll go get my truck inspected since the rest of my meetings have been cancelled.

I know a guy who does inspections...

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[TheCADJockey]

WTB New Friend to send beerlove notes to PST

- must be fluent in elvish
- must be at least 20 years old
- must have sick ninja skills
- ability to communicate via memes a plus

Compensation commensurate with experience.

 

[Psylocide]

They're not in my kitchen and I know which is sour.

Pay attention.

Clue

Good info on the shipping. That's about the same I'm paying

Damn... I thought that might be it, but thought it was too easy.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Dude... I'm aging it for you.

Probably will wind up the best damn South Dakota IPA of all time.