A friendly place for friends who drink

[TheCADJockey]

Baker Hughes. Soon will be Halliburton or get sent to another company.

You and your 'soon to be' company use our parts

 

[DisturbdChemist]

You and your 'soon to be' company use our parts

You work for Sloan? You build our toilets?

 

[Psylocide]

**** yeah donkey! 1 day transit for the win.

@finsfan

 

[TheCADJockey]

You work for Sloan? You build our toilets?

Ah haaaah.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Ah haaaah.

Just getting a laugh. What do you make for these companies

 

[TheCADJockey]

Just getting a laugh. What do you make for these companies

Pressure/temperature transducers.

 

[Gavin C]

I think I'll definitely include one of those... for science of course.

I'm going to make bacon jam this weekend, which would be awesome to share... but would probably have to pack it in dry ice. Definitely not shelf-stable, at least, the recipe I saw.

So yes... ****ty beer and food poisoning coming your way.

I really hope I win

Don't worry. This is going to be a class-action sort of thing. You'll receive notification of your inclusion in the class via mail shortly after the filing of the summons and complaint.

I'll have my shot glass at the ready for the settlement.

Should go well with my spoiled eggs and raw meats. Best competition evvvaarrrrrr!

No whammys, no whammys, no whammys. Sounds delish

 

[Psylocide]

I just noticed this and lol'd.

Next: Lollerblade RoflStout

 

[mhurst111]

Damn thats old. Haven't had one of those in awhile.

I'm finally getting somewhere on emptying my cellar. Where I'm getting is mostly drunk...

I honestly think I would make for a real good travel agent. I love talking about destinations, helping people plan and that kind of stuff (I must of bombarded poor @mhurst111 with about 100 PN's in the last month about his pending trip lol)...but there are issues with it such as
A) I would make terrible money
b) who really uses travel agents any more? If you are informed in any regard you do everything on your own anyway. If you are completely disinterested in what you are doing or going, you don't care enough to discuss it with strangers.
I would love to do anything I have an interest in, I just don't know if they would be economically viable solutions for long term planning.

I actually enjoy the PM's you send about my trip. Saves me the leg work and my wife thinks I'm researching all this stuff myself.

I'm going to make bacon jam this weekend, which would be awesome to share... but would probably have to pack it in dry ice. Definitely not shelf-stable, at least, the recipe I saw.

So yes... ****ty beer and food poisoning coming your way.

I looked into canning bacon jam. You need a pressure cooker if you are going to leave at room temp.

I also hate my job & haven't had a raise in 3 years. Company has gone through 2 rounds of layoffs in the past year.

I do have an idea that I'm working on for alternate source of income. Just need to figure out this flux capacitor and I'll be set.

 

[BGBC]

I'm finally getting somewhere on emptying my cellar. Where I'm getting is mostly drunk...

Better hope you don't win this contest...

I just noticed this and lol'd.

 

[wyobrewer1]

I'm finally getting somewhere on emptying my cellar. Where I'm getting is mostly drunk...



I actually enjoy the PM's you send about my trip. Saves me the leg work and my wife thinks I'm researching all this stuff myself.



I looked into canning bacon jam. You need a pressure cooker if you are going to leave at room temp.

I also hate my job & haven't had a raise in 3 years. Company has gone through 2 rounds of layoffs in the past year.

I do have an idea that I'm working on for alternate source of income. Just need to figure out this flux capacitor and I'll be set.

That La Folie clone I sent you is good to go. Could get better still though. I think its been bottled about 3 months.

And guess what? Melvin hits the taps in town this weekend. Only 3 weeks after the rest of the country got it! Those dicks.

 

[Psylocide]

I looked into canning bacon jam. You need a pressure cooker if you are going to leave at room temp.

Yeah... I'm going to 1/2 the recipe I saw.

Also called for 1/2 cup (or so... don't remember) of coffee, I'm going to use Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout in its place.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Someone at work just proposed a task that needed completed. I couldn't hear what it was, since I had thrown on headphones to get some **** done. In between songs, I heard my boss say "thecadjockey's background is in architecture... he'd probably love to do it and he could just do it here, we don't have enough for him anyway" roflwut?!? So much of that was completely unexpected out of him. That means he actually listened to me in my interview 2 yrs ago. Positive acknowledgement. Weird.

Sorry if you's guys are tired of my incessant rambling, that's what ya get outta me.

 

[iijakii]

Are you designing a transducer to look like the eiffel tower?

 

[wyobrewer1]

Whoa dudes!!! Forgot to post this. It's the lump on my back I had removed last week.

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[iijakii]

wtf?

 

[Psylocide]

Whoa dudes!!! Forgot to post this. It's the lump on my back I had removed last week.

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I'm never eating a boneless/skinless chicken breast ever again.

 

[iijakii]

Render it into a nice gravy.

 

[iijakii]

Man, just got quite the hankerin' for some chocolate milk. Will one of you Textards mail me some Promised Land Midnight Chocolate? I haven't had a good chocolate milk since I moved out here.

 

[Psylocide]

Man, just got quite the hankerin' for some chocolate milk. Will one of you Textards mail me some Promised Land Midnight Chocolate? I haven't had a good chocolate milk since I moved out here.

 

[iijakii]

Youve never had Promised Land, you don't know, man!

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Whoa dudes!!! Forgot to post this. It's the lump on my back I had removed last week.

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Damn. i wasnt expecting it to be that big. (that is what she said)

Man, just got quite the hankerin' for some chocolate milk. Will one of you Textards mail me some Promised Land Midnight Chocolate? I haven't had a good chocolate milk since I moved out here.

Texards? I think I seen that in stores.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Are you designing a transducer to look like the eiffel tower?

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Youve never had Promised Land, you don't know, man!

I can get some to you if you want to trade some portland beers..

 

[BGBC]

Whoa dudes!!! Forgot to post this. It's the lump on my back I had removed last week.

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Jeebus...

Did you name it?

 

[Psylocide]

Jeebus...

Did you name it?

Follow up question: Did they let you keep it?

 

[wyobrewer1]

Follow up question: Did they let you keep it?

We named it Wall Hanger. And no dice...sent to pathology to check for cancer.

 

[TheCADJockey]

@beermeduffman - whats the QOTD or are you shirking your responsibilities again?

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Follow up question: Did they let you keep it?

Follow up to the follow up...what will you brew with it?


ISO back brother IPA

 

[Psylocide]

We named it Wall Hanger. And no dice...sent to pathology to check for cancer.

Oh ****... all joking aside, hope everything goes well there.