A friendly place for friends who drink

[TheCADJockey]

As a Stars fan..

Penguins/Steelers fan. I can't wear my jersey's in public, but I still don't miss a chance to go downtown and drink beer.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

As a fan of the Cincinnati Stingers, who were disbanded before most of you were born, leaves me out. Luckily I've been asked to join a conference call from 4-6 to help fill the time! Grrrrr....

 

[BGBC]

Looks like the cat was thrown through. Anywho cats are a-holes. I got two of them and for some reason get a fire under them and they run around like crazy

There's a scientific term for this. It's called the 'zoomies'

 

[Rhetorik]

Regardless of how the cat got through the snow, I'd motorboat the hell out of both ends of the woman in that gif.

 

[Helly]

Not all men who own cats own them by choice. Also, if you haven't visited the Finger Lakes on a wine tour, whether you like wine or not, you're missing out.

Red cat, red cat...

 

[TheCADJockey]

I got two of them and for some reason get a fire under them and they run around like crazy

One of the stupid animals that I inherited with my wife, lays on its side in the bathtub and runs laps around it much like these slot car racers. Until I pull the curtain tight and turn on both shower heads.

 

[Psylocide]

Regardless of how the cat got through the snow, I'd motorboat the hell out of both ends of the woman in that gif.

Yeesh.

 

[Rhetorik]

Yeesh.

I knew that'd be the response!

 

[TobyG]

As a fan of the Cincinnati Stingers, who were disbanded before most of you were born, leaves me out. Luckily I've been asked to join a conference call from 4-6 to help fill the time! Grrrrr....

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA[/ame]

 

[DisturbdChemist]

One of the stupid animals that I inherited with my wife, lays on its side in the bathtub and runs laps around it much like these slot car racers. Until I pull the curtain tight and turn on both shower heads.

That is just mean... though you laugh your ass off. I dont do that to mine. They are good. Just become little sh*ts rarely

 

[WesleyS]

Looks like I might be $5.5 million richer as long as this six inch chick doesn't take it.
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This email seemed very legit....

 

[TheCADJockey]

This email seemed very legit....

Hello new best friend.

 

[Gavin C]

Did somebody say... SCIENCE!?

Best catgif eva.

Flocking hell.

Thanks

 

[finsfan]

Looks like I might be $5.5 million richer as long as this six inch chick doesn't take it.
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This email seemed very legit....

Do they even English?

 

[TheCADJockey]

Do they even English?

Drink my other saison, it's the "special" one.

 

[finsfan]

Drink my other saison, it's the "special" one.

Dont rush me, man!

Fine, I'll drink it tonight.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Dont rush me, man!

Oh moi gawd Becky, cawm down.

 

[Psylocide]

Drink my other saison, it's the "special" one.

I ran out already.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Looks like I might be $5.5 million richer as long as this six inch chick doesn't take it.
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This email seemed very legit....

From the Desk of the Dead Guy
No, I didn't sign anything to her. She's a liar.
Thanks for the heads up
Rotting Flesh man

 

[1977Brewer]

Dude she's 6 inches tall and has log hair.

Ask them for her number. For a friend.

 

[mhurst111]

From the Deks of the Daed Gy
No, I not sing any ting to her. She's a lair.
I singed to a 6.2 inches man
Rotting Flesh man

ftfy

 

[BreezyBrew]

Best catgif eva.

Flocking hell.

Thanks

Not sure why, but the cat reminds me of something Will Farrell would do, especially the face at the end.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Do they even English?

They spelled "Color" wrong

 

[WesleyS]

Hello new best friend.

Gold digger! I thought what we had was real!

Do they even English?

Apparently not.
Sometimes, when I need a good laugh, I scan through and read a few of the scam emails that get caught in the junk folder. Some are pretty funny. I could tell from the subject and opening lines this would be a good one. And it did not disappoint.

From the Desk of the Dead Guy

No, I didn't sign anything to her. She's a liar.

Thanks for the heads up

Rotting Flesh man

Exactly! I should've screen shot the whole email because it was so ridiculous. The whole dead thing was brought up again further down.

Dude she's 6 inches tall and has log hair.

Ask them for her number. For a friend.

I'll hook you up. Apparently I know her, am dead, and signed my money to her. When she comes back, I'll giver her your contact info. That is, if she doesn't get stepped on first. She's floccin only 6 inches tall!

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

ftfy

Even better!

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Penguins/Steelers fan. I can't wear my jersey's in public, but I still don't miss a chance to go downtown and drink beer.

Yeah, don't wear that in public. Even I'll have to kick your ass.

Red cat, red cat...

It's an aphrodisiac!
Hazlitt is a cool place to visit.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

But the Sabres suck and I'm not a Senators fan.

Could easily do a round trip to Buffalo in a day mind you.

I was gonna agree with CAD and say come on down to Buffalo, but you're no longer welcome after pointing out that the Sabres suck. Keep your funny money up there!

 

[Gavin C]

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Boxing these puppies up for the big one in Texas. Very nervous.

 

[Psylocide]

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Boxing these puppies up for the big one in Texas. Very nervous.

Good luck man! What are you entering?

 

[ChefRex]

Good luck man! What are you entering?

Lagers, obviously

Good luck Gav.