A friendly place for friends who drink

[BeerMeDuffMan]

I like it. What are their names? Story has to be elaborate. I really did come here because a client was here...but I met that same client here last week...

Hmm, Clint McGruff, Lance Uppercut and Max Powers.

 

[WesleyS]

Here's the slaw recipe I mentioned earlier for @finsfan or anyone who cares and/or doesn't have me on ignore.
Slightly heat 3/4 cup white vinegar and add 1/4 cup sugar, slightly less than 1 tablespoon salt, and 1/8 teaspoon white pepper. Stir until dissolved. Toast 1 tablespoon sesame seeds until golden brown. Add vinegar mixture, toasted sesame seeds, 1 tablespoon vegetable oil, and a pinch of celery seed to one regular size package of shredded cabbage or coleslaw mix. Stir together and refrigerate.
Make this with bbq, you won't regret it.

 

[onetoeddogbrewery]

I like it. What are their names? Story has to be elaborate. I really did come here because a client was here...but I met that same client here last week...

Bill brasky- sob once tied me up took me to a cigar bar in Singapore. To Bill ! Great guy

 

[Psylocide]

Here's the slaw recipe I mentioned earlier for @finsfan or anyone who cares and/or doesn't have me on ignore.
Slightly heat 3/4 cup white vinegar and add 1/4 cup sugar, slightly less than 1 tablespoon salt, and 1/8 teaspoon white pepper. Stir until dissolved. Toast 1 tablespoon sesame seeds until golden brown. Add vinegar mixture, toasted sesame seeds, 1 tablespoon vegetable oil, and a pinch of celery seed to one regular size package of shredded cabbage or coleslaw mix. Stir together and refrigerate.
Make this with bbq, you won't regret it.

That's pretty close to the slaw I do.

Throw that **** on a pulled pork sangwich and smack your momma.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Back to the Mild. Gonna have to take a break for a bit. Wife'll be quite cross if I'm already pissed by the time she gets home

 

[1977Brewer]

Hmm, Clint McGruff, Lance Uppercut and Max Powers.

Always name your fake friends Clint. We're not common, but it's not a wacky name, and there's a slight chance we're just irresponsible enough to have gotten you into the sort of situation that requires you to have a fake fiend in your bag o' tricks.

 

[1977Brewer]

Back to the Mild. Gonna have to take a break for a bit. Wife'll be quite cross if I'm already pissed by the time she gets home

This accidentally happened last night. I just shrugged and kept doing dishes.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Bill brasky- sob once tied me up took me to a cigar bar in Singapore. To Bill ! Great guy

I have some pretty decent stories about my adventures over seas. Sadly, most I knew only by their last names. Friends, I have more stories involving fecal matter involved shenanigans than the average person, let me tell you.

 

[WesleyS]

Drinking a sour from DC. Wow! I didn't need that pesky enamel on my teeth anyway.
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[DisturbdChemist]

Almost quitting time. Beer on porch. Beer should be in my belly soon. Some high abv stouty goodness. Growler of Regal Rye will die tonight

 

[Qhrumphf]

This accidentally happened last night. I just shrugged and kept doing dishes.

What, you decided to "take a break" from drinking by drinking Mild?

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Always name your fake friends Clint. We're not common, but it's not a wacky name, and there's a slight chance we're just irresponsible enough to have gotten you into the sort of situation that requires you to have a fake fiend in your bag o' tricks.

I admit I stole those names from an episode of the Simpsons.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Drinking a sour from DC. Wow! I didn't need that pesky enamel on my teeth anyway.
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Hey its unblended. Its is pretty sour but I like it. I'm going to start blending my sours to lower the sour level but hey that one get me Gold.

 

[1977Brewer]

What, you decided to "take a break" from drinking by drinking Mild?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64UzydR9KHQ?t=22

Got side eyed by my wife when she saw the stack of cans in the trash. I did hit it hard and fast.

Tonight we're going to the gastropub, where my two pints of local DIPA are expected and encouraged. Hope they still have it on tap. They should, they kick a keg an hour on the weekend.

Plotting my escape harder.

 

[TheCADJockey]

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It's. So good.

 

[Psylocide]

Got side eyed by my wife when she saw the stack of cans in the trash. I did hit it hard and fast.

Tonight we're going to the gastropub, where my two pints of local DIPA are expected and encouraged. Hope they still have it on tap. They should, they kick a keg an hour on the weekend.

Plotting my escape harder.

How do your wives know you're drunk? That's what I want to know.

Also, if you're not burying your cans with other crap, you're doing it wrong.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

If you have coffee or barelywine bourbon county you can get a refund if you choose

Das link

 

[Qhrumphf]

How do your wives know you're drunk? That's what I want to know.

Also, if you're not burying your cans with other crap, you're doing it wrong.

Spoken like a true alchy.

Do you hide cans in the back tank of the toilet?

 

[WesleyS]

That's pretty close to the slaw I do.

Throw that **** on a pulled pork sangwich and smack your momma.

Yessir!
I like to use it on pulled pork tostadas.
Fry up some corn tortillas. Top them with pulled pork, a bit of shredded cheddar, coleslaw and fresh homemade pico de gallo. Can't be beat!

 

[1977Brewer]

How do your wives know you're drunk? That's what I want to know.



Also, if you're not burying your cans with other crap, you're doing it wrong.

Pulled the trash, started drinking. Should have reversed that.

 

[Psylocide]

Spoken like a true alchy.

Do you hide cans in the back tank of the toilet?

Generally if I'm drinking out of bottles, I pour them downstairs, I have at least 2 for every one she sees.

Rinse in downstairs bathroom and put bottle away to dry.

Cans, she can't tell which one I'm on. Those get buried under all the cardboard and other **** in the bin. I make sure to throw two on the top so she doesn't think I'm doing something weird.

I've also put empty cans in dresser drawers, behind the couch and in the bathroom until the coast is clear and I can get rid of the evidence.

It's fine when she's not pregnant... she drinks as much as I do (cocktails), so it doesn't bother her then.

And she really only starts to get concerned after ~#6 on a weekday. Weekends are all good.

Yessir!
I like to use it on pulled pork tostadas.
Fry up some corn tortillas. Top them with pulled pork, a bit of shredded cheddar, coleslaw and fresh homemade pico de gallo. Can't be beat!

Man... and to think I've had you on ignore this whole time for practically no reason.

We're not so different, you and I.

 

[WesleyS]

How do your wives know you're drunk? That's what I want to know.



Also, if you're not burying your cans with other crap, you're doing it wrong.

Never had a problem with my wife mentioning anything about all the empties I accumulate. But, I'm not above leaving beer hauls in my truck overnight and sneaking them in the next morning before she wakes up when I leave for work.

 

[Gavin C]

Winner. Look out Gavin.

Not even going to bother trying to tag him because he has a dumb name.

Just as well I didn't see this post then. I am......untagable

I must go, the beers need me. Happy weekend dudes.

You sound like an antarctic explorer or a light brigade charger.

Off-topic: moar hippy-vinegar

Still haven't made any yet. Got the kit though. maybe this weekend, SCOBY making.

Killed a bottle of my spontaneously fermented cider.

That sounds and looks fantastic.

This accidentally happened last night. I just shrugged and kept doing dishes.

Explains the shirtless pics I suppose.

 

[finsfan]

If you have coffee or barelywine bourbon county you can get a refund if you choose



Das link

That is pretty legit.

Wes, i just got back from the store but will try your recipe next time. Thanks for sharing!

 

[Qhrumphf]

Generally if I'm drinking out of bottles, I pour them downstairs, I have at least 2 for every one she sees.

Rinse in downstairs bathroom and put bottle away to dry.

Cans, she can't tell which one I'm on. Those get buried under all the cardboard and other **** in the bin. I make sure to throw two on the top so she doesn't think I'm doing something weird.

I've also put empty cans in dresser drawers, behind the couch and in the bathroom until the coast is clear and I can get rid of the evidence.

It's fine when she's not pregnant... she drinks as much as I do (cocktails), so it doesn't bother her then.

Eh. My wife's ex was an alcoholic. The bad kind. The bumwine kind. Wild Irish Rose and the like. She doesn't have a problem with me drinking, but when I'm drunk it causes a PTSD type reaction. So she notices and doesn't take kindly. She also doesn't really drink much at all any more.

 

[Psylocide]

Eh. My wife's ex was an alcoholic. The bad kind. The bumwine kind. Wild Irish Rose and the like. She doesn't have a problem with me drinking, but when I'm drunk it causes a PTSD type reaction. So she notices and doesn't take kindly. She also doesn't really drink much at all any more.

I hear you. My parents are teetotalers now, mom was a bad alchie... high-functioning, but it was really bad after work/on the weekends.

She doesn't like all my talk of beer, and I don't blame her, but my dad quit in solidarity with her and he is the one that gave me all my brewing equipment, so he is still very much interested in it. Has a sip now and then when she isn't around.

 

[WesleyS]

Man... and to think I've had you on ignore this whole time for practically no reason.

We're not so different, you and I.

I hate to admit it, but you're probably right.

 

[Psylocide]

I hate to admit it, but you're probably right.

Alright, it's getting a little mushy in here.

You have a horse face.

 

[1977Brewer]

Eh. My wife's ex was an alcoholic. The bad kind. The bumwine kind. Wild Irish Rose and the like. She doesn't have a problem with me drinking, but when I'm drunk it causes a PTSD type reaction. So she notices and doesn't take kindly. She also doesn't really drink much at all any more.

I think that's my wife's problem, her grandpa was apparently a mean drunk. I am as far from a mean drink as there can be.

 

[WesleyS]

Wes, i just got back from the store but will try your recipe next time. Thanks for sharing!

Yeah, I figured it'd be a little too late for this time around, but definitely keep it on file for next time. It's really good.