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There aren't vanilla IPA's because vanilla and hops are parallel on the fourth dimension, across from the equator where the other dimension has coffee IPA's on both sides. Don't garbelize the debate because you only prioritize your mornings with blue throttle full agave. If you can't be reasoned with, don't input nonsensical roflglorps.

4th Dimension Vanilla IPA™
 
I really need to stop opening that f'ing thread
Either master level troll, wasted, or simply out of his mind.
1 out of 10 would not sub again.

I know...it's always the same routine:

Start thread with either extremely vague or excessively over-complicated topic.
Posters question, refute or critique the topic.
OP responds to one or two posts and gets defensive.
Pile on.
"I never should have started this thread."
Repeat.
 
I've had a coffee IPA before. It was certainly different. If I could remember what it was I would buy it again in limited amounts.


Not saying they don't exist, obviously... Just that I think coffee + big hop flavor doesn't seem like a great combo, imo.

Of course I'm talking about an American IPA. Might work better with an English IPA or something.

As for vanilla, Horny Goat's Vanilla Black IPA is a horrid brew that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

But that's not the point of this debate... In a stout with other adjuncts, no.

Bittering charge and done.
 
Not saying they don't exist, obviously... Just that I think coffee + big hop flavor doesn't seem like a great combo, imo.

Of course I'm talking about an American IPA. Might work better with an English IPA or something.

But that's not the point of this debate... In a stout with other adjuncts, no.

Bittering charge and done.

I'm agreeing with the limited hop schedule. I find it odd that I occasionally see something weird like high alpha hop varieties at the end of a boil for an adjunct forward stout that has no business being there. Simcoe and cinnamon does not sound like a good combo. Sort of like the candy Irish potatoes, but instead of coconut you use onion.
 
There aren't vanilla IPA's because vanilla and hops are parallel on the fourth dimension, across from the equator where the other dimension has coffee IPA's on both sides. Don't garbelize the debate because you only prioritize your mornings with blue throttle full agave. If you can't be reasoned with, don't input nonsensical roflglorps.

Dude, I think you just validated string theory.
 
Not saying they don't exist, obviously... Just that I think coffee + big hop flavor doesn't seem like a great combo, imo.

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Open your eyes and expand your mind!

Brewed a coffee IPA after Dayman came out and it was pretty good, I'd brew it again.
 
Open your eyes and expand your mind!



Brewed a coffee IPA after Dayman came out and it was pretty good, I'd brew it again.


I'm trying to imagine it, but it's not going so well for the coffee IPA.

Stop trying to garbleize my brain equators.
 
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I'm feeling pretty derpy after drinking too much last night. Catching up around here, learning about anti-sweetness...

I'm staying away from that thread. Its pretty bad. People defending him on his "thoughts" when he is just trying to sound smart

I really need to stop opening that f'ing thread

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Dido
 
I poke in to his threads and politely excuse myself because if I posted some of the replies I've typed out, I'd get myself banned.
 
Guh, mroning. Trekked across the plant back and forth for a meeting. Had to double my coffee intake today

Completely unrelated, I managed to unclog my IPA tap I just hooked up be shooting CO2 down the OUT tube, letting it settle overnight, and switching out the disconnect. Guess I got some mouthfuls of hops to look forward to in order to unclog that one. But ho lee fook, it was all worth it from the "sample" I pulled this mroning
 
Guh, mroning. Trekked across the plant back and forth for a meeting. Had to double my coffee intake today

Completely unrelated, I managed to unclog my IPA tap I just hooked up be shooting CO2 down the OUT tube, letting it settle overnight, and switching out the disconnect. Guess I got some mouthfuls of hops to look forward to in order to unclog that one. But ho lee fook, it was all worth it from the "sample" I pulled this mroning

Next time use a garbelizer
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I am still VERY proud of myself for not being the second poster on that thread after @iijakii . I had the browser window open and my post typed up, just staring at it, for a while

*the more you know*
 
I know. I do not see it. Atleast einstein had actual proof and have data backing his theories.

I stopped trying to follow when that comparison was made. That's the most offensive thing I've read on this site. He doesn't even propose a clear thought or question. Ugh. Just bad.

I'm going to go start a thread explaining dimensions and the ability to walk through walls if we could exist in the 4th. I'll need some of your science to back me up though. See you on the other side.

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4th Dimension Vanilla IPA™

I've tried a HB IPA with vanilla and lactose that someone made. It was interesting, but not something I would drink 5 gallons of.

Actually....the vanilla/lactose combo covered up a lot of the bitterness.....perhaps the anti-bittering qualities of vanilla should be explored.

D.B.
 
I stopped trying to follow when that comparison was made. That's the most offensive thing I've read on this site. He doesn't even propose a clear thought or question. Ugh. Just bad.

I'm going to go start a thread explaining dimensions and the ability to walk through walls if we could exist in the 4th. I'll need some of your science to back me up though. See you on the other side.

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Maybe ask shadowcat or bishop?

Speaking of which, this thread convinced me that I need to see deadpool. Not a huge fan of Ryan Reynolds, (probably cause he is as incessantly snarky as me) but he is really perfect for the roll
 
I've tried a HB IPA with vanilla and lactose that someone made. It was interesting, but not something I would drink 5 gallons of.

Actually....the vanilla/lactose combo covered up a lot of the bitterness.....perhaps the anti-bittering qualities of vanilla should be explored.

D.B.

I use hops for their anti-anti bittering qualities
 
Guh, mroning. Trekked across the plant back and forth for a meeting. Had to double my coffee intake today

Morning.

All us alchys need to step it up in the coffee department according to the science of the day.

"Upping your coffee intake may help reduce your chances of developing alcohol-related cirrhosis, according to a review done by the journal Alimentary Pharmacology and Therapeutics of multiple existing studies."

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/20/health/coffee-liver-cirrhosis-irpt/index.html

Doesn't mention what level of anti-bitterness it should be. But Einstein drank coffee and he didn't die of cirrhosis.

It's on the internet so it must be true.
 
Morning.

All us alchys need to step it up in the coffee department according to the science of the day.

"Upping your coffee intake may help reduce your chances of developing alcohol-related cirrhosis, according to a review done by the journal Alimentary Pharmacology and Therapeutics of multiple existing studies."

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/20/health/coffee-liver-cirrhosis-irpt/index.html

Doesn't mention what level of anti-bitterness it should be. But Einstein drank coffee and he didn't die of cirrhosis.

It's on the internet so it must be true.

I drink my coffee black, so I figure the parallel bitterness of the coffee and the beer means I should live forever. :mug:
 

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