I have to kill a few hours at Starbucks today (need internet and parking for a trailer...so...this is my only option where I am). You thought their coffee was bad? NO! That's actually not the worst part. The worst parts of SB:
1) The music they play. It is the type of music that gets you hyped up to punch puppies. It's loud enough that everyone in the shop is talking loud to be heard, until the blender is going...then people are yelling at each other.
2) Speaking of blenders...why does a freaking coffee shop have a blender.
3) Another note on blenders and music: The blender is the exact same sound and frequency as Lady Gaga's voice in that song Narrows or Shadows or whatever bs crap song that is. They were both running and it was a perfect harmony.
4) No matter where you sit, there are people. Why is a guy standing over my shoulder treating his bag of chips like a stress ball? Can you imagine what that sounds like? This makes me want to punch kittens, and I genuinely adore kittens.
5) They have officially removed the sizes from the display boards. I never did understand Mandarin or whatever language the sizes were before, but I could at least take a stab at it based on their order on the display board. Now? Nothing. So I ask, "could I just get, like, a medium or whatever you all call it?" and I'm met with a fake smile and a stare that makes you want to retreat to the woods. To be fair, they probably also get tired of Lady Gaga's blender voice.