Eh? That's not Atheism!Cheesefood said:Truth of the matter is that, even though I'm an Atheist, I like to think God is with me. That way, I'm not drinking alone.
Eh? That's not Atheism!Cheesefood said:Truth of the matter is that, even though I'm an Atheist, I like to think God is with me. That way, I'm not drinking alone.
Caplan said:Eh? That's not Atheism!
Cheesefood said:I never said I followed Atheism religiously.
My head just exploded! I'm going home.Cheesefood said:I never said I followed Atheism religiously.
Haha! I never really followed it! Which Character said that? I guess Cliff or Norm?Cheesefood said:Besides, you're never drinking alone if a re-run of Cheers is on.
Not entirely true...he was pretty fond of cough medicine, tho come to think of it he did that with a syringe too.Cheesefood said:Burroughs doesn't care for the drink. His fancy came in syringes.
Brewpastor said:My sister dated Brad Pit in High School and he asked me to buy him some beer. I told him I wasn't about to get him booze for a date with my little sister.
SwAMi75 said:Number 1 for me would have to be Samuel Clemens, a.k.a. Mark Twain.
Fantastic series! Love those books. I re-read them last year, (I think I was 15 when I first read them) and they were great to read again!Sasquatch said:Sam Clemens would be good (have you guys read Jose Philip Farmer's "Riverworld" series? He's a main character). I'd personally like to have a beer with Winston Churchill. Or six.
sudsmonkey said:Turning water into beer... Doesn't everyone do that ?
Whoever mentioned having a beer with their senile mother.... My Dad is a vegetable now from a series of strokes. He got progressively worse over the last couple of years. I spent the summer before last working a job in the town near him and stayed at his house during the week. He was starting to slip then. I'd get up in the morning and make him breakfast, then return in the evening and start dinner. I'd be working on my nightly beer treatment, and sometimes he'de ask me for one. Some nights, he'd ask for another and another, On those nights, after he'd had 2 or 3, he'd clear up. " Do you remember when you were little and you picked the sea oats at the beach and we hauled ass because we thought the Ranger saw you ? ". Things like that would start coming out, and it was like having him back again. Alcohol is a wonderous thing, boys and girls!
He's gone to a place where even my 8% Amber Ale can't reach him.
If I could brew one strong enough, I'd drink the whole batch with him just to hear one more story of me peeing down the stairs when I was two, or another Korean War story.
Mark Twain would be cool as a second choice, but not the same.
whew, no kidding. I think I got some dust in my eye on that one.SwAMi75 said:Damn man, you about got me crying.
sudsmonkey said:Turning water into beer... Doesn't everyone do that ?
Whoever mentioned having a beer with their senile mother.... My Dad is a vegetable now from a series of strokes. He got progressively worse over the last couple of years. I spent the summer before last working a job in the town near him and stayed at his house during the week. He was starting to slip then. I'd get up in the morning and make him breakfast, then return in the evening and start dinner. I'd be working on my nightly beer treatment, and sometimes he'de ask me for one. Some nights, he'd ask for another and another, On those nights, after he'd had 2 or 3, he'd clear up. " Do you remember when you were little and you picked the sea oats at the beach and we hauled ass because we thought the Ranger saw you ? ". Things like that would start coming out, and it was like having him back again. Alcohol is a wonderous thing, boys and girls!
He's gone to a place where even my 8% Amber Ale can't reach him.
If I could brew one strong enough, I'd drink the whole batch with him just to hear one more story of me peeing down the stairs when I was two, or another Korean War story.
Mark Twain would be cool as a second choice, but not the same.
Imperial Walker said:i read that to my wife and she's just about sobbing. no nookie for me tonight.
-walker
Brewpastor said:I wonder what kind of beer God would want?
Imperial Walker said:can I change my answer? I want to have a beer with the chick on the left in Dude's avatar.
-walker
Dude said:Wouldn't it be F'd up if she was tubgirl?
Imperial Walker said:????
tubgirl?
edit: do I even want to know?
Dude said:Nope. (but I KNOW you are going to google it now)
Dude said:Nope. (but I KNOW you are going to google it now)
HurricaneFloyd said:Tubgirl - All I have to say is f'n disgusting.....
Pasadena mudslide is pretty funny. urbandictionary.com is good for a lot of these terms.
EDIT: I recommend Hot Bomber and Shabbatical
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