I know this was pages ago, but I'd be down for reviewing a bunch of beers for interweb mockery.
BK reviewing Blue Moon: "The aroma has... *sniff, swirl, sniff* an almost excruciatingly pungent... umm... aroma. It smells like... *sniff, swirl, sniff* like a burning mouthful of glorious heavenly bliss offset by a slow walk through purgatory. Oh, and tangelos. *swirl, sip, smack, sip, swirl, sniff, smack, sniff, sip* POW! Oh my! It's dank. Almost a... well... kinda like a *smack, smack, smack* POW! It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's coming! *spit, smack, smack, swirl, sniff, sip* Mmmmm... it's like someone hits you in the butt hole with a small sledge hammer through your pants while wearing 4 y/o tighty whities. It's that good! An obtuse marriage of parsley, beets, banana, apple smoked bacon, mangoes, a cedar tree, dehydrated horse urine, cloves, and uncooked sea urchin. I'll be getting this again!"
oh, and I'm having my Irish Brown.