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In Riviera Maya, Mexico. Getting married tomorrow night on the beach so...View attachment 217695


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Congrats!

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DIPA HB.


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BK you've been drinking too much of that Irish Brown and it's muddled your taste buds! There is no hint of banana in that beer. :( And you completely left out that overwhelming aroma of your grandma's used depends! :D

those are synonymous. well... I suppose more like plantains that have been lightly fried and stored in a container with vomit that has been sitting on a dashboard through a Texas July. very aromatic and woodsy.
 
I know this was pages ago, but I'd be down for reviewing a bunch of beers for interweb mockery.

BK reviewing Blue Moon: "The aroma has... *sniff, swirl, sniff* an almost excruciatingly pungent... umm... aroma. It smells like... *sniff, swirl, sniff* like a burning mouthful of glorious heavenly bliss offset by a slow walk through purgatory. Oh, and tangelos. *swirl, sip, smack, sip, swirl, sniff, smack, sniff, sip* POW! Oh my! It's dank. Almost a... well... kinda like a *smack, smack, smack* POW! It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's coming! *spit, smack, smack, swirl, sniff, sip* Mmmmm... it's like someone hits you in the butt hole with a small sledge hammer through your pants while wearing 4 y/o tighty whities. It's that good! An obtuse marriage of parsley, beets, banana, apple smoked bacon, mangoes, a cedar tree, dehydrated horse urine, cloves, and uncooked sea urchin. I'll be getting this again!"



oh, and I'm having my Irish Brown.

With an aftertaste of a homeless man's underwear on a hot summer day.

You are one sick sob. ;)

Drinking a tall glass of water with lemon. Hard to describe...Is there a video of water tasting?
 
Another nut brown. Annihilated. But I have to grill my steak. **** these mosquitoes.

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It's hard to justify drinking more beers just to get these ****era drunk. My arms sting. It's cold as **** out here.
 
those are synonymous. well... I suppose more like plantains that have been lightly fried and stored in a container with vomit that has been sitting on a dashboard through a Texas July. very aromatic and woodsy.

I just found a picture of your grandma sleeping on the interwebs ... I think the woodsy comes from that bed she sleeps in!

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I had to hit Giant Eagle for ice & dinner, etc after runnin' all day & writing. The Oktoberfests, robust porters, etc are already out. WTF? I haven't even bought the ingredients for my partial mash vanila robust porter & Whiskley stout yet!? But I did find a different one from Southern Tier;

Ah, man, it's good to have an IPA again! This 2XIPA reminds me of one of my IPA experiments...oh yeah!
* Bottle says it's brewed with 4 different hops & three malts. That must be why it tastes so familiar. gota look through BS2 again...
 
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Double haul ipa from Montana, not bad


"If you've made something that doesn't offend anybody, you've made Budweiser"
-Augie Carton-
 
I know this was pages ago, but I'd be down for reviewing a bunch of beers for interweb mockery.

BK reviewing Blue Moon: "The aroma has... *sniff, swirl, sniff* an almost excruciatingly pungent... umm... aroma. It smells like... *sniff, swirl, sniff* like a burning mouthful of glorious heavenly bliss offset by a slow walk through purgatory. Oh, and tangelos. *swirl, sip, smack, sip, swirl, sniff, smack, sniff, sip* POW! Oh my! It's dank. Almost a... well... kinda like a *smack, smack, smack* POW! It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's coming! *spit, smack, smack, swirl, sniff, sip* Mmmmm... it's like someone hits you in the butt hole with a small sledge hammer through your pants while wearing 4 y/o tighty whities. It's that good! An obtuse marriage of parsley, beets, banana, apple smoked bacon, mangoes, a cedar tree, dehydrated horse urine, cloves, and uncooked sea urchin. I'll be getting this again!"



oh, and I'm having my Irish Brown.


Best beer review ever! I literally spit Dr. Pepper out of my mouth and couldn't stop laughing.


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My brett pale ale before bottling my long strange tripel clone. Fix gallons will be bottled and one gallon will be racked onto some brett. :D

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The Daughters of Poseidon. A collaboration beer between DCBrau and Baxter Brewing. Black IPA brewed with oysters. ImageUploadedByHome Brew1408064686.187542.jpg


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Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahaha

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave?
I don't wanna die, I'm a God,
Why can't I live on?
When the life giver dies,
all around is laid waste,
& in my last hour, I'm a slave to the power of death!
And aren't we all?!
 
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My brett pale ale before bottling my long strange tripel clone. Fix gallons will be bottled and one gallon will be racked onto some brett. :D


Nice! I was thinking of doing the same when I make this. Can't wait to see how it turns out.


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