Weird house / real estate listings.

[FloppyKnockers]

At least the carpet is yellow...

 

[FloppyKnockers]

I'll go next. Not weird... just way cooler than a house not owned by someone who went to the moon.

Neil Armstrong's house in 1964 while he was in the space program and 5 years before he went to the moon.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/1003-Woodland-Dr,-El-Lago,-TX-77586_rb/28087348_zpid/

 

[Kharnynb]

https://www.redfin.com/PA/Phoenixville/208-Rivercrest-Dr-19460/home/37958145
r/mcmansionhell posting that I just needed to share...wow

 

[matt_m]

The 3 main rooms are immediately noticeable as incredibly gaudy but the non-public spaces (pantry, laundry, bedrooms, baths) are all no better finished than any tract house at 1/3 the price.

 

[Kharnynb]

The 3 main rooms are immediately noticeable as incredibly gaudy but the non-public spaces (pantry, laundry, bedrooms, baths) are all no better finished than any tract house at 1/3 the price.

yep, though the things I hate outside of the decoration, are the hopelessly wasteful and impractical layout and the fact that the master bathroom has a shower that will make sure someone will go through that glass wall, a bathtub that will cause someone a serious head injury, followed by having to crawl over all that empty marble just to find help...

 

[pvtpublic]

1.1M? That's it?! Where I live, they'd try to put a price tag on a house like this that would would look more like a phone number

 

[Kharnynb]

I live in a small town, so 1 million gets you something like this:

https://www.etuovi.com/kohde/1352328?haku=M2051384164
very nice old villa, renovated with help from architects that specialise in historical renovations.

or for half that:

https://www.etuovi.com/kohde/20845583?haku=M2051384164

 

[Erik the Anglophile]

My only complaint would be that while it is nice they didn't destroy the interior and kept it in sort of early 1900's style, it looked incredibly sterile and boring. I mean just some light grey moulding and some old schooly medalion and flower patterned wallpaper would have done a lot give it a sense of life.
But then again I absolutely loathe all white interiors...

 

[MaxStout]

Yo, ho ho.

 

[Kharnynb]

Yo, ho ho.

I don't hate it, but would likely hate to live in it

 

[doug293cz]

Yo, ho ho.

Gotta at least replace the toilet seat.

Brew on

 

[MaxStout]

I think I've found Bracconier's house.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1800-N-Camino-Altar-Tucson-AZ-85743/59830037_zpid/

 

[Jayjay1976]

Yo, ho ho.

That kitchen looks like a good place to get hep c.

 

[Kent88]

I think I've found Bracconier's house.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1800-N-Camino-Altar-Tucson-AZ-85743/59830037_zpid/

Not enough duct tape and twine

 

[lumpher]

As I was looking at that 1, for some reason the Flintstones theme was playing in my head.

 

[IslandLizard]

I think I've found Bracconier's house.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1800-N-Camino-Altar-Tucson-AZ-85743/59830037_zpid/

An interesting build!
No insulation in the roof. I wonder how they control the temps. Or just live with the seasons, hot in Summer, cold in Winter?

I like the windows above the kitchen countertop!
But haven't found a cooktop, range, or a place for one, yet... is that a deal breaker?

 

[MaxStout]

Yeah, lots of questions. Hoping those bottle-filled walls aren't load-bearing. Cleaning all the bottles would be a nightmare. Hire somebody and give them plenty of bottle brushes. And all the bottles mounted outside would whistle like crazy whenever the wind blows.

Growing up, we had a kooky guy down the street who completely covered his house with hub caps. And I thought that was weird...

 

[mac_1103]

just live with the seasons, hot in Summer, cold in Winter?

So I take it you've never been to Tucson in the summer.

 

[mac_1103]

Anyway, from the listing -

Brand new foam insulated roof and two new mini-splits installed in 2023 on the main structure.

 

[IslandLizard]

So I take it you've never been to Tucson in the summer.

I've been in Phoenix in late April. I can imagine what Summer and Winter are like...

 

[Kharnynb]

house built by fred flintstone with a drinking problem?

 

[bailey mountain brewer]

Clearly someone found the joy of kegging.

 

[Kharnynb]

https://www.etuovi.com/kohde/v43784?haku=M2063644225
how about a school then?
A lot of small village schools are closing here due to construction issues etc and get sold.
Some friends of ours bought one and their daughter's teacher complained to the mom that her daughter had said the gym at home was bigger than the school one and she shouldn't lie...to which the mom replied:"but our gym is bigger".

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

I think I've found Bracconier's house.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1800-N-Camino-Altar-Tucson-AZ-85743/59830037_zpid/

I can't even imagine the amount of drugs that were consumed before that seemed like a good idea.

 

[Deadalus]

I think I've found Bracconier's house.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1800-N-Camino-Altar-Tucson-AZ-85743/59830037_zpid/

I have an old listing with similar but uglier tile countertops and painted cabinets plus a number of other qualifying eccentricities...but we aren't done remodeling yet!

 

[bruce_the_loon]

I think I've found Bracconier's house.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1800-N-Camino-Altar-Tucson-AZ-85743/59830037_zpid/

I'm getting Falkreath Sanctuary vibes. Go the Dark Brotherhood.

 

[MaxStout]

Live like a rock star. Just $3.5M.

 

[pvtpublic]

Live like a rock star. Just $3.5M.

This is what you get in Montana for the same amount:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1875-Love-Ln-Bozeman-MT-59718/2099579698_zpid/https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Tbd-Jackrabbit-Ln-Bozeman-MT-59718/2103454877_zpid/https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Moffit-Gulch-Rd-Bozeman-MT-59715/116364823_zpid/https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/211-Town-Center-Ave-3B-Big-Sky-MT-59716/2056392656_zpid/2 Woodrose Way, Big Sky, MT 59716 | MLS #378963 | Zillow (the house in this is AI generated)
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/89-Deep-Creek-Rd-Livingston-MT-59047/230836734_zpid/

 

[Kharnynb]

Live like a rock star. Just $3.5M.

 

[MaxStout]

Who says housing in Boston is expensive? This wicked 225 sq ft condo can be yours for just 160k.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/22-Chiswick-Rd-APT-5-Brighton-MA-02135/59094034_zpid/

 

[bailey mountain brewer]

It's got crown molding and updated kitchen and bath. Yah no.

 

[Kent88]

 

[doug293cz]

Gotta be DIY, by a single guy.

Brew on

 

[Kent88]

 

[MaxStout]

A house that seems to defy gravity.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/131-16-115th-Ave-South-Ozone-Park-NY-11420/2080380845_zpid/

 

[doug293cz]

A house that seems to defy gravity.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/131-16-115th-Ave-South-Ozone-Park-NY-11420/2080380845_zpid/

Someone needs to learn how to use their phone camera.

Brew on

 

[Kharnynb]

I get that it's new york...but wow...250k for something that should be set on fire...

 

[Pkrd]

Someone needs to learn how to use their phone camera.

Brew on

The camera work is consistent with the handiwork.

 

[IslandLizard]

I get that it's new york...but wow...250k for something that should be set on fire...

The upside is (pun intended) it's close to the airport. You can get the fick out of there in no-time.

 

[Kharnynb]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/...ssage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare
just...wow....

https://www.google.com/maps/@30.027...avEQXhPMZ6ealP6Q!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu
streetview, it really really is that narrow....