The most ingonrant thing you have EVER heard about Hombrewing or hombrewing technique

[CthulhuDreaming]

"Homebrew? I hope yours turns out better than mine did." - This coming from someone who paid no attention to sanitation whatsoever.

 

[spearko520]

i heard if you put a lincoln head penny in the tread of your tires, and if the tread just touches lincoln's head, that homebrewing gives you aids.

 

[EdMerican]

While not homebrew related, a guy I work with swears up and down that Coors uses some chemical process for brewing that requires zero heat, at any point. And that's how they have the "coldest tasting beer in the world" and that's why its is so "smooth". When I tried to explain to him briefly how brewing works and how that is impossible, he said something to the effect of "Oh, no, man... my cousin lives in Colorado and knows the brewmaster"

Oh. Ok. Jackass...

 

[tv187u]

Just yesterday I was told by a buddy, "I wouldn't want to drink homebrew, there is too much of a risk of Botulism."

 

[Scottkb]

While not homebrew related, a guy I work with swears up and down that Coors uses some chemical process for brewing that requires zero heat, at any point. And that's how they have the "coldest tasting beer in the world" and that's why its is so "smooth". When I tried to explain to him briefly how brewing works and how that is impossible, he said something to the effect of "Oh, no, man... my cousin lives in Colorado and knows the brewmaster"

Oh. Ok. Jackass...

This one might be the winner. You had me at Coors drinker.

 

[Dr. Francois]

While not homebrew related, a guy I work with swears up and down that Coors uses some chemical process for brewing that requires zero heat, at any point. And that's how they have the "coldest tasting beer in the world" and that's why its is so "smooth". When I tried to explain to him briefly how brewing works and how that is impossible, he said something to the effect of "Oh, no, man... my cousin lives in Colorado and knows the brewmaster"

Oh. Ok. Jackass...

Coors invites this kind of misunderstanding through marketing.

I used to live in Golden, a few blocks north of Coors. The mashing and boiling steam would make the whole area smell like cooking polenta.

 

[Kiltedone]

I offered my neighbour a sampling of a honey red ale, after an afternoon of enjoying a, few pints he staggered home and the next morning he asked if it rained last night, his wife then informed him no you idiot you showered with your clothes on. I guess it did the trick.

 

[lschiavo]

I've had several people ask if I make whiskey when showing them my brewery (still in their eyes).

 

[madcow_number_6]

"what kind of alcohol do you put in it? PGA? Vodka?"

no, no, the yeasts make all the alcohol i don't put any in

"No, 'fermenteration' just makes the bubbles. You're using moonshine and don't want to tell me aren'tcha? Man, I want to try some of that!"

Ingonrant co-worker

 

[tcsteeler1993]

Dude do you work at Blue Canoe?

Yes I work at the blue canoe.

 

[ReverseApacheMaster]

"I always get my order from kegkits."

 

[Fordzilla]

Yes I work at the blue canoe.

Haha nice. I was just there Saturday night. The Snickers Stout is delicious.

 

[tcsteeler1993]

Haha nice. I was just there Saturday night. The Snickers Stout is delicious.

Yeah I was working that night haha. Did you eat at all?

 

[Fordzilla]

Yeah I was working that night haha. Did you eat at all?

Yea I was there with 5 other people. We ate dinner and had a few drinks.

 

[tcsteeler1993]

Yea I was there with 5 other people. We ate dinner and had a few drinks.

How was the food?

 

[Fordzilla]

How was the food?

Good, as usual. Why, did you spit in it?

 

[tcsteeler1993]

Good, as usual. Why, did you spit in it?

Nope haha just wondering. I like hearing how things are because it makes everyone in the kitchen feel good. We had a bavarian dinner yesterday with 5 different courses as well as a different beer going along with each one