Swmbo?

[Hockeyhunter99]

Someone Who Misused Bung Opening

 

[schweaty]

Stop Wasting My Beer, Okay?

 

[BKmyWAY]

Sexing Wombats Might Bring Orgasms

 

[Homercidal]

Shawn Will Mount Bystanders Occasionally

 

[dmbGator]

That you have been castrated and when you get smacked you say, "Please may I have another?"

 

[mixedbrewer]

someone who might bend over

 

[drathbone]

Sure we may be obsessed

 

[schweaty]

Sexy Wives Must Bend Over

 

[jsb]

Simply Waiting Makes Better Outcome

 

[Dynachrome]

Sure Would Make Beer Often.

15 pages. I'll have to comoe back and read this one.

 

[viking73]

Scary Women Make Breathing Optional, Every Ax Counts

 

[Dynachrome]

Stop Wasting My Beer, Okay?

Dang, That could take over for the original....

 

[Ace_Club]

Sex With Mr. Belvedere? Outstanding!

 

[DrunkbobSanspants]

Sperm Whales Make Better Omelets

 

[SKMO]

South West Missouri Beer Officers

Don't let these guys pull your leg.

(Case Closed)

 

[mixedbrewer]

She was my beer opener.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Everything I stand against.

 

[slantedbolt]

Seriously? Why's My Beer Out?

 

[tomasej]

Slut
Wife
Mistress
*****
Other

 

[camus]

I never knew it was an acronym, I just thought it was shorthand for "pain in the ass who tolerates my pain in the assness".

 

[Zixxer10R]

Right, so i just got finished reading a thread where someone asked what SWMBO meant. They posters then went on to come up with some pretty hilarious acronym fillers so i thought i'd start a thread to let others post their funny fillers.

I'm hoping this becomes epic in size!

Post Away!!!

 

[BendBrewer]

No.

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

The world is ending Saturday. What's the point?

 

[kpr121]

Been there, done that.

 

[JetSmooth]

So, we must be oratorical?

 

[noggins]

I'm hoping this becomes epic in size!

that's what swmbo said

 

[Revvy]

Do you really think we've got it in us to be original AGAIN? Just get really drunk and read the other thread again....I've got zombiepocalypse preparations to make before saturday comes.

Actually there's a ton of threads on here that are already WAAAAY more epic than any threads in the second decade of the 21st century could ever be. Some of them in the "oughts" were damn funny.

 

[JetSmooth]

Do you really think we've got it in us to be original AGAIN? Just get really drunk and read the other thread again....I've got zombiepocalypse preparations to make before saturday comes.

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

 

[Revvy]

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Yeah I know I posted it on my facebook at 5:30 this morning....yep...even the CDC believes in it.

 

[Revvy]

But why the hell do they think we need identity papers like our driver's license? I mean it's not like we're going to be at war with the Nazis again. It's going to be pretty obvious who the enemy is. And even if I don't have my ID...I think they're gonna be able to tell I'm not the walking dead.

 

[jsweet]

Seems Weakly Misogynist, But Oh well...

 

[Yooper]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/what-does-swmbo-mean-169748/
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/swmbo-48030/
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/swmbo-33083/
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/swmbo-69504/
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/swmbo-154271/

..............for starters.

 

[Homercidal]

Dang, you can't just ASK for us to perform! It's a ritual that must be adhered to.

 

[Airborneguy]

What I'm seeing here is a guy who couldn't add to the original thread(s), so he started his own (with no origianl meaning for SWMBO), and wants other people to clown for him.

Nice try! Go back to the farm league, kid!

 

[gingerdawg]

Dang, you can't just ASK for us to perform! It's a ritual that must be adhered to.

I don't get it, what does SWMBO stand for, any way??

(There, Happy?)

 

[Homercidal]

I don't get it, what does SWMBO stand for, any way??

(There, Happy?)

Ha! I'm not that stupid! Nice try though...

Personally, I LOVE coming up with acronyms. I just hate it when I am asked to perform on command. Well, ok, maybe not all the time..

 

[Hang Glider]

Surely, we must blindingly oblige?


I think not.
(rene' descartes' evil twin)

 

[IrregularPulse]

Sorry, that's not the way these things work around here You have to be a noob who asks for deep secrets to be mindlessly handed over. Then you will get the ridicule you seek

 

[brewmcq]

I think not.
(rene' descartes' evil twin)

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"

 

[FromZwolle]

I don't get it, what does SWMBO stand for, any way??

(There, Happy?)

i can tell you what she won't stand for, but that would take much too long.