Swmbo?

[Denwa]

I agree with goochy, people who say SWMBO are pretty much beating a dead horse.

Its really pretty dumb and I just wish people would say wife/girlfriend and stop crapping all over the English language. I bet Sam Calagione wouldn't do it

Sorry guys its dumb, And hey goochy I heard you got stairs in your house.

Some Wanker Hates, Board Offended

Sam Without Humor Boringly Obtuse

 

[Revvy]

Sam Without Humor Boringly Obtuse

I just "beer spewed" thank you very much.

 

[Cheeto]

SWMBO is possibly the dumbest acronym I've ever seen. I'd never run into it until I started reading posts here.

I agree with goochy, people who say SWMBO are pretty much beating a dead horse.

Its really pretty dumb and I just wish people would say wife/girlfriend and stop crapping all over the English language. I bet Sam Calagione wouldn't do it

Sorry guys its dumb, And hey goochy I heard you got stairs in your house.

SWMBO is a simple interweb acronym, I and my SWMBO work together as well she is a brewer and is also a member here, in return she refers to me as HWMBO.

There is not an implied domination when using either of those terms.
Honestly I would like to think of them as terms of endearment.
I am sorry that either of you two may have taken offense to them.

But, both of them are used often around here.

 

[mordantly]

Hermit With Man-Boobs Ontop?

 

[Revvy]

Hermit With Man-Boobs Ontop?

Hey, quit talking about me there. What did I do?

And those aren't man boobs, it's just because I ferment in # 7 waterbottles. LOL

 

[mordantly]

you never cease to crack me up Revvy. dangerolus side-effects, perhaps?

 

[Cheeto]

Hermit With Man-Boobs Ontop?

Yes, I have man boobs, what about it !!!!

 

[Denwa]

Seriously wrong having manboobs outed.

 

[wildwest450]

I agree with goochy, people who say SWMBO are pretty much beating a dead horse.

Its really pretty dumb and I just wish people would say wife/girlfriend and stop crapping all over the English language. I bet Sam Calagione wouldn't do it

Sorry guys its dumb, And hey goochy I heard you got stairs in your house.

Typical woman.

 

[arturo7]

The 2nd and 3rd posts in this thread really should be deleted.

 

[mordantly]

So Why Meet Bob Oliver?


to bob oliver deeez nutz! snap.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Sorry guys its dumb, And hey goochy I heard you got stairs in your house.

He is protected.

Something Will Make Bumping On-stairs

 

[bull8042]

Dude you are SO much better than everyone on here! We bow to you. You are a superior human being in EVERY way. I weep in the divine glow that is you!

Well, as you know..... Some Wussies Might Be Offended.....

 

[Tonedef131]

it's home brew culture mate

No, it's not.

 

[GOOCHY]

I agree with goochy, people who say SWMBO are pretty much beating a dead horse.

Its really pretty dumb and I just wish people would say wife/girlfriend and stop crapping all over the English language. I bet Sam Calagione wouldn't do it

Sorry guys its dumb, And hey goochy I heard you got stairs in your house.

I love you.

 

[Shooter]

No, it's not.

It's HomeBrewTalk culture then!

 

[Shooter]

I love you.

GOOCHY and flyingdogwine sittin' in a tree...

 

[Revvy]

GOOCHY and flyingdogwine sittin' in a tree...

I wonder who would be who's swmbo then?

 

[GOOCHY]

I wonder who would be who's swmbo then?

Neither, because I have the utmost respect for flyingdog.

 

[Revvy]

A little SWMBO trivia;

The first use of swmbo was in the serialized novel "She" by H. Rider Haggard published between October 1886 to January 1887....IIRC it is part of the Alan Quartermain novels...Remember the movie King Solomon's Mine

And the Sean Connery Character in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

You can read the novel online it looks like...Bibliomania: Free Online Literature and Study Guides


And Ursula Andres made a damn fine looking one in the 1966 film version.

huminahuminahumina!!!!!!


Anyone remember this thread???? https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/who-wears-pants-round-here-72230/

Or this one?

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/why-i-hate-swmbo-71202/

 

[GOOCHY]

They just don't make 'em like that anymore do they? Let's bring bullet bra's back.

 

[greeneyed]

Easy now, show some respect. She is a person....

 

[springer]

lets all sing and get along

 

[GOOCHY]

Easy now, show some respect. She is a person....

She is a person, that's true, a nice looking person. But she's not my wife and I'm not bagging on her.

 

[zodeseeker]

Now if you buggers can't tell that when we say it is a term of endearment to our wife/gf/bf/person in the house with us.

swmbo can also be mother daughter whoever.

if you don't like it then just to read the threads with it.

just my .02

 

[homebrewer_99]

I think you mean Ursula UNdress...

 

[jspence1]

Illiterate Masochistic Neanderthal Strippers Help Orgasms

I don't know any of dem dare words

 

[arturo7]

I don't know any of dem dare words

No strippers in Hamilton?



No hockey team either, I guess... (evil grin here)

 

[humann_brewing]

some women must bend over

 

[Denwa]

Sex with her might be offensive

 

[arturo7]

she waxes my butt often

 

[DeathBrewer]

I need a girl like that. It's a real jungle down there.

 

[Denwa]

Sexy Whore Has My Bank, Ouch

 

[arturo7]

Denwa, buddy,

quit adding letters...

 

[Shooter]

Denwa, buddy,

quit adding letters...

He doesn't really seem to grasp how this is done!

 

[wildwest450]

He doesn't really seem to grasp how this is done!

Doesn't
even
no
whole
acromyn

 

[Wyldjim]

He doesn't really seem to grasp how this is done!

uhm, yeah. I think he is usually drunk. There is a long story. But, mainly he is Canadian, and we cut him some slack

**** He Might Be Obtuse

lol (lots of love

 

[DeathBrewer]

lol, you left in the wrong letter.

 

[Zul'jin]

Hey now! No being EAC in here! I'm 2 Gentleman Jacks into the night and just put some special reserve Post Whore's Delight in the ice box. DO NOT MESS WITH ME!

 

[greeneyed]

she will massage boys orally