Swmbo?

[kyle6286]

I've been learning the lingo on this forum but never knew what this one meant. I tried to figure it out myself, and one night in bed I thought the acronym was SWHMBO. Thinking about this, I said "Someone who hates my beer obsession". I would've felt great if that was what it really meant. Turns out, I was a letter off in the acronym and way off on the meaning.

 

[Shooter]

Back from the dead!!!

 

[bull8042]

Back from the dead!!!

Yeah, I got the zombie warning/notification too....

 

[kyle6286]

Lol sorry guys. Didn't want to make a new thread!

 

[bull8042]

Lol sorry guys. Didn't want to make a new thread!

No worries. Just leave five bucks on the table before you head out and we will forgive you.

 

[TxBrew]

Here you go.

 

[mcgearybrewing]

I text often, but I spell everything out....Can't stand shortcut's on grammar....What The Hell does SWMBO mean?????

Thanks


McGeary

 

[bob1852]

Since When's My Bacon Odd



(you've just opened a can of worms )

 

[Yooper]

She Will (Maybe) Bend Over!

 

[Brewing Clamper]

Silly Woman, Must Brew Often.

 

[FromZwolle]

she won't mind bad oral.

 

[TrainSafe]

Sighs when men belch openly

 

[TXCrash]

slutty women make babies often

 

[mcgearybrewing]

So I'm not getting a reply, that's what I should expect from asking sober questions??????....laughing out loud!

 

[noggins]

Searching will make bewilderment obvious

 

[FromZwolle]

sometimes we must be obnoxious.

 

[mcgearybrewing]

she won't mind bad oral.

Yes she will, and she will never let you forget it...she will tell her friends and they will snicker at you when you're around, but you will always be in the dark because have unpenetrable vaults......

 

[FromZwolle]

Yes she will, and she will never let you forget it...she will tell her friends and they will snicker at you when you're around, but you will always be in the dark because have unpenetrable vaults......

you're doing it wrong.

 

[noggins]

the time space continuum just took a poop on this thread...and it was good.

 

[TXCrash]

Stupid wifey means bad outlook

 

[mcgearybrewing]

you're doing it wrong.

Not I, I hope....why has anyone heard anything???? Great thanks for the guilty conscience now!!!!

 

[Homercidal]

Stop Whining Make Breakfast Orelse!

 

[jonmohno]

Sexy Women Making Beer Offensive.

 

[Willbrew]

What does this mean...forgive me im new

 

[beergolf]

Single white male band orgasm

 

[Revvy]

Searching Would Maybe Be Ordained.

 

[bob1852]

So
Why
My
Bacon
Oily?

 

[bwomp313]

She Who Makes Body Odor

 

[Revvy]

So
Why
My
Bacon
Oily?

Not one of your best efforts.

 

[bob1852]

Not one of your best efforts.

So
Why
Must
Be
Obnoxious?

 

[Revvy]

Single Women Make Bad Oligarchs.

 

[el_kirk]

Say, What Makes Bears Odiferous?

Here's a few hints for decoding the acronym:
S: Gender specific word
W: One of the questions a journalist must ask.
M: An imperative. Not might.
B: verb form of is
O: past tense of do what you're told!

Hope that helped...

 

[joety]

So, wipe my balls off.

 

[the_bird]

Seventeen?!? Whoops, My Bad, Officer!

 

[jonmohno]

Same walk Milf Breaking onlookers

 

[Erroneous]

She's wanking my beer off

 

[bwomp313]

Slu**y Women May Blow, Obviously.

 

[nefarious_1_]

Some Wit May Be Obvious.


BTW, there's this thing called Google. It helps you search for info... and stuff...

 

[Zamial]

some
wine
may
be
off

YMMV

RDWHAHB!

 

[bwomp313]

While we're on acronyms, what's YMMV