In fairness, a good conductor typically meets little resistance.I audit mortgages and reviewed one for a conductor for a big city symphony and damn
..they get paid way too much
..($100k+ per month).
In my younger days, the most common tool I grabbed for was a 9” Crescent Hammer.The Mobius Strip of workshop logic:
Always use the right tool for the job.
When all you have is a hammer, everything is a nail.
Anything can be used as a hammer.
Anything can be fixed with a crescent hammer, duct tape, and rebar. Screw it on, torque it, beat it into place, tape it so it doesn't leak or move, and use some rebar so it doesn't bend and choke.
I once patched a hole in a church bus muffler pipe with a coat hanger and a steel GatorAid can. It went from headache mode to kitten purr with that fix. I was in high school at time, and the mechanic who fixed it when we got back never let me forget it.think your tool kits needs a vise-grips-hammer and bungee cords for the temporary fixes.
But wait. Isn’t Sagittarius A star actually a binary star system instead of a single star? If so, Orion’s Belt is actually four stars. I guess there’s another notch to let out.
But wait. Isn’t Sagittarius A star actually a binary star system instead of a single star? If so, Orion’s Belt is actually four stars. I guess there’s another notch to let out.
I think you have that, and the stars in Orion's belt, confused with each other.
In the whole expanse of the universe, it was a teeny-weeny error.Yeah, I conflated Sag. A with Beetle Juice. Sag. A is actually the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy. Betelgeuse is a massive star, orders of magnitude greater than Sol.
That’s what my wife said.In the whole expanse of the universe, it was a teeny-weeny error.
Your wife must be a smart lady!That’s what my wife said.
What do you get when you mix the absolute temperature scale with a fashion house.If you mix Absolute Vodka with Coke Zero, do you get absolute zero?
I think you get an absolute hangover.If you mix Absolute Vodka with Coke Zero, do you get absolute zero?
AbsolutelyI think you get an absolute hangover.
Had to closely examine the font to make sure the ‘zero’ (0) wasn’t an ‘oh’ (O). O.K.? Cool!
Not sure why, but this got a good laugh out of me.
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