Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Unreal... I'm still in shock. I can't believe I watched that all happen

 

[motobrewer]

yes, cape...we know you were there...

you're the same kind of tool who wore the concert tshirt to school on Monday.

 

[GenIke]

I'm jealous. He was at the most exciting super bowl ever and probably even got to "party" with Warren Sapp.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Doing blow off Sapp's belly is an honor. Props Cape.

 

[day_trippr]

Poor Hoppy's had a rough year football wise.
First, the school he didn't attend loses The Big Game.
Then the team he found on Redone last season didn't repeat.

If all that didn't get him up on the ledge, this might do it:

"Other than re-signing cornerback Darrelle Revis (who would be crazy to go elsewhere) and a handful of other players (safety Devin McCourty, kicker Stephen Gostkowski), the Patriots look to 2015 with the ability to stay largely intact.

By largely intact, I mean that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick will still be quarterback and head coach, and they've always got a shot until that stops being the case.

Here's what's weird: The Patriots could be even better next season.

They've had young players in key roles all season on both offense and (especially) defense, and those players will be one year older and more battle-tested in the upcoming season. Plus, they're notorious for drafting in bulk and attracting veteran free agents, so you've got to know more help is on the way.

There's little reason right now to count out the Patriots for a chance to repeat next year. "

Yer damned skippy.

Cheers! (Repeat! :rockin

 

[paulthenurse]

I love a parade.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

ya, a parade, but they cant get rid of gridlock traffic and people cant get to MGH, dum Dum

 

[the_bird]

Poor Hoppy's had a rough year football wise.
First, the school he didn't attend loses The Big Game.
Then the team he found on Redone last season didn't repeat.

Hoppy will be fine; once he sees which teams are good next year, he'll find a new one to root for. Maybe he'll become a Pats fan!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh man.... The youtube videos of Hawk fans' reactions... Just FAN-tastic.

Those are just NOT going to get old.

"BEAST-MODE!! BEAST-MODE!! BEAST-MODE!!!"...

"Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

And then they cry.

Just beautiful beautiful stuff.

I am just gonna watch em over and over and over for a month.

 

[paulthenurse]

Maybe we should put an asterisk after Beast Mode?

"Beast Mode!!!!" *

* Beast Mode assumes giving him the ball. Ill conceived pass plays and exceptional defenses negate any potential Beast Mode up side.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hoppy will be fine; once he sees which teams are good next year, he'll find a new one to root for. Maybe he'll become a Pats fan!

That would be the smart choice but I'm guessing a Fins fan.

 

[Fenduh]

I love a parade.

Eh...you've seen one, you've seen four.

 

[HoppyDaze]

*

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can just keep watching it over and over again...

"Yaayyyyyyyy. We're gonna win!!!! Yayyyyy!!! High five! High five! Hig... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

hehehehehehe....

So great.

I thought the David Tyree catch was about the worst it could get. Wow, was I wrong.

 

[Darwin18]

Shouldn't you be shoveling your driveway or whatever it is NE's do to stay entertained during the winter.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

We have other hobbies

 

[Darwin18]

One of the very best South Park episodes ever.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shouldn't you be shoveling your driveway or whatever it is NE's do to stay entertained during the winter.

Nope.... I have a plow-guy come and plow out the driveway. It was spotless already when I got in last night from the airport. I was at the airport because I was flying in from Phoenix where I watched the Patriots win the Super Bowl.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

maybe you should go brew some beer, i dont wanna hear of a beer shortage coming up...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nope.... I have a plow-guy come and plow out the driveway. It was spotless already when I got in last night from the airport. I was at the airport because I was flying in from Phoenix where I watched the Patriots win the Super Bowl.

You know who else has a plow-guy?

your wife

 

[JonGrafto]

I can just keep watching it over and over again...

"Yaayyyyyyyy. We're gonna win!!!! Yayyyyy!!! High five! High five! Hig... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

hehehehehehe....

So great.

I thought the David Tyree catch was about the worst it could get. Wow, was I wrong.

I figured you would like that... I don't suppose you watch the whole thing, just start it at 8:20ish mark, right?

 

[the_bird]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iz6Nhvvbng[/ame]

Someone at the parade threw Gronk a can of Natty Light, he chugged it, then spiked it.

— Toucher and Rich (@Toucherandrich) February 4, 2015

 

[JonGrafto]

Is it just me or does that can look ULTRA small in his hands...

Maybe he just has large mitts.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You know who else has a plow-guy?



your wife

Maybe... But at least we all got to watch the Pats win the Super Bowl.

 

[Darwin18]

Is it just me or does that can look ULTRA small in his hands...

Maybe he just has large mitts.

Pretty sure they gave him a deflated can. What a surprise.

 

[paulthenurse]

maybe... But at least we all got to watch the pats win yet another super bowl.

ftfy

 

[day_trippr]

Is it just me or does that can look ULTRA small in his hands...

Maybe he just has large mitts.

I'm an inch shorter than Gronk and I have large mitts.

His mitts are freakishly humongous. Asset City...

Cheers!

 

[jammin]

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[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iz6Nhvvbng[url][/quote]

if i was dying of cancer - partying with Gronk would be #1 on my "make a wish list"

 

[the_bird]

 

[GenIke]

Woah internet meme troll in real life. *mind blown*

 

[bluemoose]

Respect for Kam.

 

[jammin]

Respect for Kam.

Hell yeah - I have a ton of respect for Kam. Same goes for ET3, Bobby Wagoner, Micheal Bennet and Russel Wilson

 

[Kampenken]

So what, the hawks wanted to know how the Pack felt? Fine, but never gift wrap one to those stinkin' cheaters!!

 

[jammin]

So what, the hawks wanted to know how the Pack felt? Fine, but never gift wrap one to those stinkin' cheaters!!

This is a supporting members only thread bruh, you're gonna have to leave before you get reported

 

[GenIke]

Not true, if you're annoying enough here someone will buy you a membership. Trust me.

 

[paulthenurse]

Best picture EVAH!

 

[Roughster]

Wait what happened to the predicted Pats domination?? I didn't see it. In fact I saw SB49 given to the Pats by a poor play call in the last minute with the Hawks posed to score and walk off win it. Enjoy the SB victory, it's nice to have one gift wrapped by the other team!

I see Edelman putting a price on his own head. Enjoy a season ending injury early next year!

 

[day_trippr]

^You mad, bro?^

Man, these World Championship Celebrations just never get old.

And if there was ever a town that could get jaded about such things, it'd be Title Town USA, where there's a Duck Boat Parade nearly every year.

It's awesome :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

"This stuff is gold, Jerry! GOLD!"

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwmP0UwHL9k[/ame]

Cheers!

 

[Roughster]

Not mad just came to collect on the "Brah Pats gonna dominate" comments earlier in the thread. Didn't see that at all.

Enjoy the victory as I said above. They are pretty hard to come by in the modern era.

Edelman will get what's coming to him. He did what? Oh that's right 109 yards with a TD. You know who else did? Chris Mathews our #6 guy.