Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[dataz722]

You live on a senior's member? That is just beyond sick!

 

[motobrewer]

have you ever tried it?

 

[dataz722]

Great place to visit, but nowhere that I would want to live.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Completions are way more awesome when you force them through triple coverage.

Hahaha

 

[motobrewer]

good god that's freaking hilarious

 

[user 574]

Completions are way more awesome when you force them through triple coverage.

Hahaha

Love it.

 

[the_bird]

Hilarious, but that dude looks about thirty or thirty-five years younger than Favre.

Favre as Viagra spokesman? Classic.

 

[the_bird]

So, is anybody here rooting for the Bears and/or the Jets this weekend? Just trying to figure out if there are any *****ebags left in this thread.

 

[dataz722]

Jets, but only because it beats the alternative.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Jets/Packers....

 

[rjwhite41]

Jets, but only because it beats the alternative.

Me too. Not much left to root for.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Jets/Packers....

^^^this. Can't root for the Steelers

Go Pack.

 

[dunnright00]

WOW! I want the last 10 minutes of my life back!

See what happens when you invite a raider fan?!?

Oh!! Wait!! I got one.... Fader fan!!! LOL!!!1
See what I did? Fader rhymes with Raider, and to fade means to go away.
sigh.. if only their fans WOULD go away.

And all you tireflag haters can piss off!! We're going all the way!!!!
Not like the stupid melon-doors! They Suck!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Norv Turner

(no other insult required)

 

[motobrewer]

aaron rodgers has the highest postseason qb rating of any NFL passer in the last half of the century.

 

[Cape Brewing]

aaron rodgers has the highest postseason qb rating of any NFL passer in the last half of the century.

Tom Brady has three rings.

 

[motobrewer]

stolen rings

oh, tom's 18th in the post season. sanchez is 11th

wow, bart starr is 3rd...

 

[user 574]

Tom Brady has three rings.

We're all about stats in GB. keep your silly rings.

 

[user 574]

aaron rodgers has the highest postseason qb rating of any NFL passer in the last half of the century.

And heres to hoping that rating doesn't drop this weekend.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Tom Brady has tickets to the opera this Sunday.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[ChshreCat]

Yeah, but he bought them two weeks ago.

 

[Joemama474]

Big Packers / Bears extravaganza Sunday. BEARS SUCK! BEARS SUCK! BEARS SUCK!

 

[Joemama474]

And heres to hoping that rating doesn't drop this weekend.

Even if (God forbid) they do, no matter the outcome, the Bears will still suck.

 

[Joemama474]

And one more thing. The Bears suck.

 

[DMace]

Black & Gold! I'm pretty excited, i just got a ticket to the game. Gonna have to dig out the baggy jeans to go over my sweatpants. I knew I was saving that Four Loco for a big event.

OOOOWW!

 

[schweaty]

My pick to win the Superbowl

 

[Dwain]

I hate the fact that I was in Honduras during the play off games this past week end. I could only catch a little bit of one of the games with Spanish audio. Then, I get back to the board and see a few entries talking about how the ass clown patrits got kicked in the $hit ***** by a fellow pervert. It's almost like you're apologizing for Cape, Bird, and Boston's team to suck so badly. Like:
Tickets to the play off game = $200
Food and equipment for tailgating = $200
Watching the punktriots get corn holed by the Jets = Priceless

 

[dunnright00]

Norv Turner

(no other insult required)

I have no come back to that.

Someone noted here recently the people who have hired Norv as head coach:
Dan Snyder
Al Davis
AJ Smith

and.. almost Jerry Jones.

He's the perfect puppet for ego-maniacs.

 

[user 574]

My pick to win the Superbowl

Mmmm, bottom boob and a bit of CT. So who you picking?

 

[schweaty]

So who you picking?

Thought I made it pretty clear, but I suppose I can try again....

 

[Cape Brewing]

God Bless them redheads.

 

[user 574]

That is neither obnoxious or trash, but certainly beats the previous 5-10 pages

 

[JNye]

ARod leaves the game after Pep gives him his 37th concussion of the season.
Packers score 3 after Robbie Gould kicks one thru both uprights.
Devin Hester will return a punt for a TD and McCarthy's head will explode during the run back.
Matthews will realize Packers Suck and will force a trade to come to DA BEARS.

Bears 45 Pack 3

 

[schweaty]

Bears 45 Pack 3

You sir, are high on drugs. If that is the final score I will cut my johnson off and wear it as a hat.

 

[Joemama474]

You sir, are high on drugs. If that is the final score I will cut my johnson off and wear it as a hat.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Agreed.

 

[JNye]

 

[Joemama474]

Am I the only one who thinks that the chick in the Hawk jersey looks a little like Jen Sterger?

 

[schweaty]

Am I the only one who thinks that the chick in the Hawk jersey looks a little like Jen Sterger?

At first glance I thought she looked like Laura Quinn, Brady Quinn's sister and A.J. Hawk's girlfriend/wife? Either way, one thing is for certain...

A.J. Hawk is SERIOUSLY over-chicked! Dude is ugly as HELL!

 

[MeatyPortion]

Packers 35-10

 

[Airborneguy]

At first glance I thought she looked like Laura Quinn, Brady Quinn's sister and A.J. Hawk's girlfriend/wife? Either way, one thing is for certain...

A.J. Hawk is SERIOUSLY over-chicked! Dude is ugly as HELL!

The girl in that pic is ugly as hell also.

Packers 24-17

I give Rodgers at least 3 passing TD's.