Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Chris Long is awesome. a llota boats

I totally agree.

 

[the_bird]

Not a DOZEN

... guessing he knows all their names, too.

 

[motobrewer]

Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!

Good to see the 49rs locking themselves into a few more years of sucking as of today.

 

[finsfan]

Chips seems to slowly be migrating back to Oregon.....

 

[paulthenurse]

Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian

You would think he might have named ONE of them after Bill.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Chips seems to slowly be migrating back to Oregon.....

... so he can get closer to all of those memories of winning nothing.

Home sweet home

 

[GenIke]

But now he has Kaepernick!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

How ever will the league keep up!?!?

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[paulthenurse]

If he ^^^ kicks again and misses how many misses will he have?View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1452817452.889567.jpg

 

[HoppyDaze]

you're trying too hard, or not enough...either way it's the exact wrong amount

 

[finsfan]

So was Wilson.

 

[paulthenurse]

So was Richie.

 

[HoppyDaze]

So was PSI.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ugggg. Out shopping for annnnnother playoff tailgate. Going babyback ribs, brisket, pork shoulder.... on and on...

It gets monotonous.... winning the AFC East for something like... what? 22 years in a row or something?

 

[slym2none]

King Of Turd Mountain is something to brag about?

 

[day_trippr]

^That^ is what a peasant turd would say...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

you're trying too hard, or not enough...either way it's the exact wrong amount

Editing ones own posts after the fact.

*****ebaggery suitable for a 12th ******

 

[slym2none]

^That^ is what a peasant turd would say...

Cheers!

It's also what someone from another, better kingdom would say.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Editing ones own posts after the fact.

*****ebaggery suitable for a 12th ******

editing is always after the fact you inbreed

 

[paulthenurse]

Editing your post after someone responds to it and you realize how stupid you sounded is after the fact *****ebaggery.

 

[day_trippr]

It's also what someone from another, better kingdom would say.

Uh huh. So, a distant relative from a realm where their team actually wins something?

Cheers!

 

[slym2none]

No.

 

[day_trippr]

So, you're doing a one-man Fantasy Football thing...

Carolina Panthers Playoff History
Playoff Record (all-time) : 7-6 (Last appearance after 2014 season)
Super Bowls Won: 0 out of 1 appearance
Championships Won: 0

Yup. Definitely a Fantasy...

Cheers!

 

[slym2none]

Every team that won a Super Bowl was 0-something at one point.

It's time the Cats paid the Patriots back for 2004.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Adorable.

 

[Darwin18]

Where did the 49er's fans go?

 

[Cape Brewing]

But... but... Kaepernick!

 

[bluemoose]

Who was that 49ers fan? Remember that guy?
(I'll be asking the same question next year about that Panthers fan)

 

[finsfan]

Who was that 49ers fan? Remember that guy?
(I'll be asking the same question next week about that Panthers fan)

ftfy

 

[Cape Brewing]

We need a couple Raider fans. Those fckuers are bat-shti crazy. They would liven it up a bit in here.

 

[finsfan]

I think the Pats fans are doing just a fine job of covering the bat schit crazy for this thread.

 

[Cape Brewing]

O rly?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I think the Pats fans are doing just a fine job of covering the bat schit crazy for this thread.

you havent seen bat $hit crazy yet, that is what gets you a 3 day ban

 

[bluemoose]

McBrewski?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Editing your post after someone responds to it and you realize how stupid you sounded is after the fact *****ebaggery.

not how it went, assface. Why doesn't the quote show the original post then?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

not how it went, assface. Why doesn't the quote show the original post then?

why dont you 2 just get a room and get it over already. you be the little spoon, cause its impossible for PTN to be the little

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm still cracking up over that Browns season ticket thing someone posted.

"What kind of monkeyshines is this little scoundrel going to get into next year??"

Monkeyshines. <---- Underutilized

 

[HoppyDaze]

Monkeyshines - losing your chit after smoking fake weed.