Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Suck

 

[Cape Brewing]

My

 

[Cape Brewing]

....

 

[wobrien]

pvssy

 

[Cape Brewing]

All of your teams are belong to the Pats

 

[wobrien]

Suck

My

....

Thought you had season tickets?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thought you had season tickets?

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They have wi-fi here. It's New England, not Cleveland.

 

[wobrien]

Smh

 

[finsfan]

not Cleveland.

Relevant

 

[wobrien]

How to know if you're an *******:
1. You hold up a giant "D" and/or picket fence sign
2. You paint your face
3. You play on your phone while at the game
4. You are in any way affiliated with the state of Ohio

Am I missing anything?

 

[wobrien]

5. You wear a wedge of cheese or a full cheesesteak on your head

 

[GenIke]

Oh cool, the under-card game started.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Remember last year's playoffs? Awesome!

 

[finsfan]

How to know if you're an *******:
1. You hold up a giant "D" and/or picket fence sign
2. You paint your face
3. You play on your phone while at the game
4. You are in any way affiliated with the state of Ohio

Am I missing anything?

I bet Cape doesnt post after this now haha what a hoser.

 

[finsfan]

"Hey guys, look how cool I am at the game arguing on a beer forum on my phone!"
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[HoppyDaze]

How to know if you're an *******:
1. You hold up a giant "D" and/or picket fence sign
2. You paint your face
3. You play on your phone while at the game
4. You are in any way affiliated with the state of Ohio

Am I missing anything?

You sit in the nosebleeds and celebrate touchdowns with an old, bald guy wearing a headband.

 

[wobrien]

PTN wears headbands? I'm not surprised

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Headband and that's it.

 

[wobrien]

I bet Cape doesnt post after this now haha what a hoser.

Cape Jr: dad, why are you on your phone? there playing...

Cape: It's "they're, not "there", dammit. And I'm on my phone because there are strangers on an Internet beer forum that don't appreciate the patriots.

 

[finsfan]

#cheaters

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

#chortle

 

[HoppyDaze]

Amendola should be kicked out. What a dirty cheap shot.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hey

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whuaaaaaa ahhhhh ahhhhhh!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Prepare your anuses.

 

[WesleyS]

Seriously though. IDK how many times I have to say it, but Pats are one and down against KC. Their D is playing at the top of their game and is very deep, and considering how your offense is stinking it up lately there will be many three and outs. And your D hasnt played top 5 this year, which is what it will take to stop KC. Actually, as we saw Saturday against the #3 defense, that wont stop the KC offense. So keep dreaming sweetheart.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[smurfjuice]

Amendola should be kicked out. What a dirty cheap shot.

Twas a shoulder hit as in with his shoulder ...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Got distracted when he was trying to catch the ball. Understandable

 

[finsfan]

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

Bandwagon

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Chandler Jones was all over that like it was a purple leprechaun

 

[smurfjuice]

Gold (if the link works)

https://twitter.com/thesportsvines/status/688010180546670593

Seems upset ...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The early onset diabetus

 

[smurfjuice]

Nice tit tho ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

http://youtu.be/qIqeXSYc8nE

 

[WesleyS]

Bandwagon

That joke is so played out. Like your mom.

 

[finsfan]

That joke is so played out. Like your mom.

You live in TX and claim to not like sports.

#bandwagon

 

[WesleyS]

You live in TX and claim to not like sports.

#bandwagon

So....because I've said I don't like soccer and baseball, you're equating that with saying I don't like sports? Hilarious.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

But but but you come from Houston.

 

[wobrien]

But but but you come from Houston.

He should be an Oilers fan, not a pats fan...

 

[WesleyS]

He should be an Oilers fan, not a pats fan...

Ha!