Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Did you just type that with a straight face?

I don't know how but allllmost did.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Beastmode!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why the excitement... it's not like they let him run the ball anyway.




LOL!!!! Ohhhhh man... That just does NOT get old. No sir, it does not.

 

[Darwin18]

Great moves by the Jets today (haters gonna hate). Marshall for a 5th round pick and David Harris re-signed. If the guy can put up a 1,000-yards with Matt Moore and Chad Henne he can help.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why? Are the Jets getting a QB too?

 

[wobrien]

Great moves by the Jets today (haters gonna hate). Marshall for a 5th round pick and David Harris re-signed. If the guy can put up a 1,000-yards with Matt Moore and Chad Henne he can help.

Are the jets sticking with geno smith and trading down to the Eagles?

 

[Darwin18]

Why? Are the Jets getting a QB too?

Supposedly targeting Hoyer and drafting a QB depending on where Mariotta / Crablegs fall to. Hoyer spent years holding a clip board for Brady so according to Pats fan logic that makes him better than 75% of starting NFL QBs.

Jets should only trade out of the 6th spot if Mariotta is on the table if the Eagles give up a stupid amount of picks - at least swap 1st round picks this year, give 2nd pick this year, and 1st and 2nd round picks next year. Kelley seems stupid and fat enough to do that.

 

[user 574]

Cobb stays in GB, nice

 

[GenIke]

Cobb stays in GB, nice

It's humbling to see that players basically give money back for the opportunity to play for fans like us.

 

[Darwin18]

$40 million dollars over three years and catching passes from a HOF QB = humility.

 

[motobrewer]

$40 million dollars over three years and catching passes from a HOF QB = humility.

Uh, yeah. He ain't even tryin'

 

[GenIke]

Maybe you guys should read that post slower and with less dumassery.

Anyway, anyone else as jacked as I am to see Suh step on QB's in the AFC east?!

 

[bluemoose]

Dolphins sign Suh, guaranteeing the Patriots a lock on the top of the AFC for a decade to come. Albert Haynsworth of this decade!

 

[the_bird]

Does it even really matter where Suh signs? How many games is he NOT going to be suspended for over that contract?

 

[day_trippr]

Looks like McCourty is locked down for five years.

30-something hours to go to sign Revis or wave bye-bye...

Cheers!

 

[Rotor_Head]

Here's hoping Murray and J. Thomas comes to Jax. Bortles will look much better with that talent around to support. We're goin at LEAST 8-8 this year.

 

[bluemoose]

This isn't the college football thread. I think there is another thread started for that.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hehehehehe

 

[paulthenurse]

J. E. T. S.

Bang
bang
bang

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't get it

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bortles will look much better.

Pfft.... Pft...

 

[motobrewer]

oh, man.

brady's leg is gonna have some cleat marks!

 

[Cape Brewing]

oh, man.

brady's leg is gonna have some cleat marks!

He'll just use Lombardi Trophies as shin guards.

 

[Darwin18]

The NFL will just invent another rule for Brady.

 

[stratslinger]

Love this story about how close things came with McCourty's resigning. Also highlight's Belichick's extreme arrogance one more time. /eyeroll

 

[Cape Brewing]

The NFL will just invent another rule for Brady.

I hope so!!

It's fun when they win Super Bowls!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The NFL will just invent another rule for Brady.

A realistic rule they should invent for Brady would be capping Super Bowl wins for a QB at five. No other rules seem to stop him.

 

[stratslinger]

A realistic rule they should invent for Brady would be capping Super Bowl wins for a QB at five. No other rules seem to stop him.

/Nodding in agreement

 

[day_trippr]

Love this story about how close things came with McCourty's resigning. Also highlight's Belichick's extreme arrogance one more time. /eyeroll

I don't see the arrogance thing. At all.

In fact, quite the opposite...

Cheers!

 

[stratslinger]

Maybe I should've used /sarcasm instead of /eyeroll?

day_trippr, that was exactly the point I was alluding to, apparently poorly. Everyone b!tches about how Belichick is arrogant and will let players walk and won't pay them a dime, and here's a case where he went back and stretched his figures further specifically to keep an important piece in place.

 

[day_trippr]

Ah - ok, I totally missed your intent there.
Yeah, /sarcasm may have been more on point.

And people that knock Belichick are idiots and best ignored...

Cheers!

 

[stratslinger]

But tweaking them every once in a while, especially when justified, is so much fun!

 

[HoppyDaze]

you guys are tools

 

[Cape Brewing]

You are

 

[GenIke]

$10 mil a year for a slightly above average safety seems like a highly non-genius type of move.

 

[day_trippr]

^ignoring that guy^

you guys are tools

So's your face.

No - wait - better: "Shut your whore mouth!"

Cheers! (Nuttin' better than quoting Hoppy )

 

[bluemoose]

$10 mil a year for a slightly above average safety seems like a highly non-genius type of move.

But a safety that would do his job and block on an onside kick.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!! Someone said "Bortles" a few posts ago!

Classic.

 

[bluemoose]

Bortles, i wasn't familiar with the term, I had to look it up.

It said basically a choke artist. As in " man he really pulled a Bortles!" ( see also pulling a Russell Wilson)

 

[GenIke]

But a safety that would do his job and block on an onside kick.

Hey now, that guys been exiled to the Vikings. Seems like kind of a harsh punishment IMO, but hopefully he learns from this.