Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[the_bird]

Hey, I hope you DVR'ed that game so you can watch your team play this weekend!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Touchy about that one are we?

Ehhhh. No.

Just realistic.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey, I hope you DVR'ed that game so you can watch your team play this weekend!

LOL!!!

Darwin is sitting there counting down the final ticks on the clock, pretending it is the AFC Championship game.....

"Wooooooo hoooooooo!!!! We are going to the fcking Super Bowl!!!!!! YES!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!! Honey!!!! I am looking into Super Tickets!!! WOOOOO!!!"

 

[Darwin18]

LOL!!!

Darwin is sitting there counting down the final ticks on the clock, pretending it is the AFC Championship game.....

"Wooooooo hoooooooo!!!! We are going to the fcking Super Bowl!!!!!! YES!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!! Honey!!!! I am looking into Super Tickets!!! WOOOOO!!!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha!

 

[HoppyDaze]

:fro::cross:nestar:

 

[McBrewskie]

Between the rabid obnoxiousness of Seahwaks fans and the idiocy of my own Niner fans my head is gonna explode before we even get to the game.

 

[Punity]

Between the rabid obnoxiousness of Seahwaks fans and the idiocy of my own Niner fans my head is gonna explode before we even get to the game.

You could hold to your word and go back to not watching this unbearable product that is being put on the field.

 

[McBrewskie]

You could hold to your word and go back to not watching this unbearable product that is being put on the field.

Still pissed about that call. I did say that people who called me out on it were probably right. I'm just tired of all the unending **** talk among fans at this point. Both teams are good, I'll enjoy the game, I'll probably need to drink half a keg to remain moderately calm, but however it turns out this season is heading for a phenomenal ending.

 

[Punity]

Still pissed about that call. I did say that people who called me out on it were probably right. I'm just tired of all the unending **** talk among fans at this point. Both teams are good, I'll enjoy the game, I'll probably need to drink half a keg to remain moderately calm, but however it turns out this season is heading for a phenomenal ending.

I tend to believe that Goodell is covering his office in plastic to make it an easy cleanup after he blows all over this weekend. Future HOFs and bitter postseason rivals squaring off and two young gun star QBs and the two most physical Ds in the game beating the hell out of each other. He couldnt have rigged the season any better.

 

[the_bird]

I don't give a rats' ass about if you stop watching the NFL or not. As long as you stop posting, that's good enough for me.

 

[McBrewskie]

I tend to believe that Goodell is covering his office in plastic to make it an easy cleanup after he blows all over this weekend. Future HOFs and bitter postseason rivals squaring off and two young gun star QBs and the two most physical Ds in the game beating the hell out of each other. He couldnt have rigged the season any better.

Yep. He evidently was so stoked he was making a last minute call to Denver to make sure the officials were not calling delay of game penalties on Peyton's last drive.

 

[McBrewskie]

I don't give a rats' ass about if you stop watching the NFL or not. As long as you stop posting, that's good enough for me.

Oh okay.

 

[By-Tor]

I looked at last year too... Last year... TWO roughing the passer calls benefitted the Pats... Among the lowest in the lowest in the league.


Indy: 7
Philly, Carolina, Miami, Oakland: 6
Buffalo, Green Bay, Indy: 5

So this bllsht about... "Boooooo hoooooo hooooo... No one can touch Brady! The NFL loves Brady and doesn't want him hurt! Waaaaaaah waaaaaaaah!! ". is just that... total bllsht

We all know that O-lines hold, it's a matter of the refs calling it. Pats are bottom 5 in holding calls (letting the line hold to protect the china doll). Another surprise, denver and the pats have the benefit of the most pass interference calls in the nfl.

 

[HoppyDaze]

relevant ^

 

[McBrewskie]

If Denver makes the Super Bowl against Seattle Wes Welker will start pleading for flags at media day.

 

[Punity]

If Denver makes the Super Bowl against Seattle Wes Welker will start pleading for flags at media day.

Won't get any cause hell go to put in his helmet and knock himself out

 

[Cape Brewing]

We all know that O-lines hold, it's a matter of the refs calling it. Pats are bottom 5 in holding calls (letting the line hold to protect the china doll). Another surprise, denver and the pats have the benefit of the most pass interference calls in the nfl.

Ahhhh. Soooo. The Pats hold so much they are in the bottom five in holding calls. Ahhhh. Gotcha.

You might want to take a computer class. I think you're doing it wrong up until this point.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That's the point he's making Cape...you get the benefit of calls more than any team. HANDS DOWN

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's the point he's making Cape...you get the benefit of calls more than any team. HANDS DOWN

Hence " Hoppy" becoming an adjective.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's the point he's making Cape...you get the benefit of calls more than any team. HANDS DOWN

Just for arguments sake Hoppy... Which call do the Pats benefit from the most, "HANDS DOWN"? I'm curious.

Like I do with Az... I'll wait patiently while you flop sweat

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fllllllllllopppppppppppp ssswwwwwwwweat.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So... Need some serious advice from everyone... Should I say, "fck it", splurge and get awesome Super Bowl seats or avoid being obnoxious when I send pics to all of you and just get reasonable seats.

Aaaarrrrggggg!!! Decisions!!!!

 

[Punity]

So... Need some serious advice from everyone... Should I say, "fck it", splurge and get awesome Super Bowl seats or avoid being obnoxious when I send pics to all of you and just get reasonable seats.

Aaaarrrrggggg!!! Decisions!!!!

I say go all out who knows how many more times Bradys got it in him to lose the SB.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I say go all out who knows how many more times Bradys got it in him to lose the SB.

Shut your whore mouth!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

non holding calls on your O-line...everyone knows it; even you

 

[HoppyDaze]

So... Need some serious advice from everyone... Should I say, "fck it", splurge and get awesome Super Bowl seats or avoid being obnoxious when I send pics to all of you and just get reasonable seats.

Aaaarrrrggggg!!! Decisions!!!!

either way you'll think you are a smarter fan that us because you overspent on a seat for a football game. No lose for you!

 

[Cape Brewing]

either way you'll think you are a smarter fan that us because you overspend on a seat for a football game. No lose for you!

If I give you a dollar will you try that again in English?

 

[Punity]

either way you'll think you are a smarter fan that us because you overspend on a seat for a football game. No lose for you!

Huh?

 

[HoppyDaze]

If I give you a dollar will you try that again in English?

Only two letters wrong in that sentence. If you can't figure out the gist than you're moto dumb. If that somehow invalidates my point in your mind ... moto dumb

 

[user 574]

Hoppy posted that at 4:44p local time. The blunt he smoked at 4:20 is in full swing.

 

[day_trippr]

That ain't herb speaking, that's just Hoppy with his Hoppyness dialed up to 11.

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hoppy... C'mon man. We all love ya now man. You started out rough. It took you a while, which is fine. You got yet ass banned. But we all had ya back. But .......

But....

Let's sit this one out huh?

Effin Desert come outta nowhere and is all over ya sht. And we all though he had died of old age!

Let's just shut it down.... Maybe start fresh in the morning.

 

[jammin]

Haha - hoppy went full potato. Dude probably shaved 3 or 4 weeks off his life over that

 

[McBrewskie]

God damned store wanted $90 for the Harbaugh black sweater. That's some bull****. This ruins my plans. I had my khakis, magic marker on a string, and black Niner hat ready to go.

 

[Punity]

Don't ever go full *********

 

[HoppyDaze]

You guys really hurt my feeling. I only have one feeling. Pure awesome

 

[ChshreCat]

People on Jupiter can see Manning's forehead.

Actually, I was referring to the big red spot on... wait, you said Jupiter... nevermind.

 

[ChshreCat]

So... Need some serious advice from everyone... Should I say, "fck it", splurge and get awesome Super Bowl seats or avoid being obnoxious when I send pics to all of you and just get reasonable seats.

Aaaarrrrggggg!!! Decisions!!!!

All depends on how close you want to be to a Broncos game.

 

[MrNickVT]

All depends on how close you want to be to a Broncos game.

Brady is 0-1 against the broncos in the playoffs I heard from a little birdie.