Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[McBrewskie]

Then that bill got paid...

Harvin probably shouldn't have been let back into the game after that hit...

Cheers!

Lol. That's awesome. Harvin break his vagina again?

 

[stratslinger]

For gawd's sake, will somebody tell the Chargers to turn the suck knob down already?

 

[McBrewskie]

Also will someone tell Dixon he's a thrid string rb and matters to the game about as much as the ball boy so maybe less with the talking and more focusing on the playing.

For real. Boobie Dixon's only talent is acting like a buffoon on the sidelines.

 

[Bulls Beers]

This Chargers team won their last 5 games. I don't believe it.

 

[McBrewskie]

Bah I'm really happy we play the Niners now I can watch Harblow finally have that coronary he seems to ride the edge on everygame.

At least he isn't a sack of **** scum bag 9/11 truther who pumped college kids full of toradol until they had heart attacks and skipped town when **** got real for his program like Pete Carroll.

 

[McBrewskie]

I know we dont like stats here cause they ruin your oh so soild point right there

http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/team/_/stat/total/position/defense/seasontype/2

but last i checked i think 4 is in the top 5......im not sure i could be wrong.

New Orleans defense is trash.

 

[McBrewskie]

Should throw a flag on Welker for being a little ****ing vagina who can never ever not ask for a flag. ****ing rat turd.

 

[Punity]

New Orleans defense is trash.

Right that's why its top 5. Cause all the teams up there are garbage Ds.

 

[Punity]

At least he isn't a sack of **** scum bag 9/11 truther who pumped college kids full of toradol until they had heart attacks and skipped town when **** got real for his program like Pete Carroll.

Whoa calm it down there sparky.

I will say Harblows ballerina moves are getting better. He might actually place in the ice skating contests this olympics

 

[h22lude]

Worst PI call I have ever seen. And people think refs love the Pats. The flag came out before Welker was touched...and he wasn't even touched

 

[ChshreCat]

Hawks/Niners and Pats/Broncos next week... the NFL and the networks must be just about ready to spoo all over themselves. Can't imagine two matchups they would have wanted more at this point when the post season started.

 

[Punity]

I forget what sports book had these teams as the favs for the Sb what a call to have all four in the Championship games.

 

[Cape Brewing]

8 AFC Championship games in the last 13 years. That's filthy

 

[Beernik]

I ****ing hate it when Denver plays prevent defense. Might as well say "Here is my end zone. Please enter it."

 

[user 574]

that Old Spice mom/son commercial kinda creeps me out.

 

[McBrewskie]

I ****ing hate it when Denver plays prevent defense. Might as well say "Here is my end zone. Please enter it."

 

[Punity]

that Old Spice mom/son commercial kinda creeps me out.

Kind of? Its full on stalker

 

[ChshreCat]

I ****ing hate it when Denver plays prevent defense. Might as well say "Here is my end zone. Please enter it."

Just like Moto's mom...

 

[bluemoose]

that Old Spice mom/son commercial kinda creeps me out.

Relevant fact!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just like Moto's mom...

That's funny right there

 

[ChshreCat]

LOL... did everyone see Manning's forehead as he was walking off the field?

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

He needs to get a bigger helmet or something. He had a bruise the size of a normal forehead on his forehead.

 

[user 574]

I missed it but it was probably that big red spot about 20 degrees north of his foreheads equator.

 

[day_trippr]

So San Diego's running game consisted of Woodhead?

I fell asleep halfway through the first quarter. Woke up, clicked on the DVR, and forced myself to watch the rest of the game.

Up-side: skipping all the commercials.
Down-side: watching the rest of the game, and the bus load of suck that San Diego brought.

Would have been nice to have one more home game this year but the Patriots will get the job done in Denver...

Cheers!

 

[Darwin18]

Excellent backdoor cover by San Diego.

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Total number of roughing the passer calls called to the benefit of the New England Patriots in 2013: 2

Total number of roughing the passer calls called to the benefit of the Seattle Seahawks in 2013: 5

So... If Brady... Can't be touched and wears a tu-tu... Does that mean Wilson does hard core German gay porn?

 

[paulthenurse]

LOL... did everyone see Manning's forehead as he was walking off the field?

People on Jupiter can see Manning's forehead.

 

[McBrewskie]

Total number of roughing the passer calls called to the benefit of the New England Patriots in 2013: 2

Total number of roughing the passer calls called to the benefit of the Seattle Seahawks in 2013: 5

So... If Brady... Can't be touched and wears a tu-tu... Does that mean Wilson does hard core German gay porn?

Germans are into some weird porn and he is a midget. Just saying.

 

[McBrewskie]

Manning doesn't have a forehead you ********. It is clearly a fivehead, maybe sixhead.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I looked at last year too... Last year... TWO roughing the passer calls benefitted the Pats... Among the lowest in the lowest in the league.


Indy: 7
Philly, Carolina, Miami, Oakland: 6
Buffalo, Green Bay, Indy: 5

So this bllsht about... "Boooooo hoooooo hooooo... No one can touch Brady! The NFL loves Brady and doesn't want him hurt! Waaaaaaah waaaaaaaah!! ". is just that... total bllsht

 

[Darwin18]

No one gives a **** about numbers in this thread. The perception is the reality. Deal with it.

 

[bluemoose]

Buttfumble. That is all.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No one gives a **** about numbers in this thread. The perception is the reality. Deal with it.

Okay... So my perception is that the Jets suck somethin' awful.

Reality.

Done.

 

[Darwin18]

Good day to you too sir!

 

[Darwin18]

Okay... So my perception is that the Jets suck somethin' awful.

Reality.

Done.

Where did one of those four losses this year by the Pats come from again?

I cannot wait for the lines to be released this week. I'm going to be in Vegas this weekend and am highly intent on betting the Pats especially if they're a small underdog (playing the 1 seed at Denver).

 

[HoppyDaze]

I looked at last year too... Last year... TWO roughing the passer calls benefitted the Pats... Among the lowest in the lowest in the league.


Indy: 7
Philly, Carolina, Miami, Oakland: 6
Buffalo, Green Bay, Indy: 5

So this bllsht about... "Boooooo hoooooo hooooo... No one can touch Brady! The NFL loves Brady and doesn't want him hurt! Waaaaaaah waaaaaaaah!! ". is just that... total bllsht

Blows my mind that you would actually look that up to attempt to win an internet argument about a photo shopped picture. Then again you gladly join "discussions" where you rank all time QBs and the such where the parameters are always custom made to make your guy look the best.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Blows my mind that you would actually look that up to attempt to win an internet argument about a photo shopped picture. Then again you gladly join "discussions" where you rank all time QBs and the such where the parameters are always custom made to make your guy look the best.

Oh rly!? What blows my mind is blah blah blah... Blah blah.., words words words.. Blah blah... Zzzz zzzz

 

[Cape Brewing]

Where did one of those four losses this year by the Pats come from again? .

I think they came out of a huge box labeled, "no one gives a fck".

I THINK that's where that loss came from.

 

[Darwin18]

Touchy about that one are we?