Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

"We're gonna need a bigger tail"

 

[day_trippr]

Gotta love watching Robey-Coleman doing the "Deep Water Two Step" at SB Fitty Three Opening Night on his Brady trash talk.

Too late, son.
The Patriots have honed the disrespect thing to a knife edge - heck, if there wasn't any they'd make it up (and have!)

Yer fooked...

 

[Master]

I landed right behind AirKraft when they came in.

My company puts us up the the Downtown Marriott.

The Rams are staying there. I wore my old logo Pats hat to the Lobby. As the Rams were coming into the Hotel.

 

[WI_Wino]

I landed right behind AirKraft when they came in.

My company puts us up the the Downtown Marriott.

The Rams are staying there. I wore my old logo Pats hat to the Lobby. As the Rams were coming into the Hotel.

Wow, you are such a baller.

 

[day_trippr]

Yup!

Whoa - wait! "Farmhouse Double NEIPA"? Hazy and funky in the same can!

 

[ApolloSimcoe]

Why He's the greatest:

 

[HoppyDaze]

so insecure

 

[Cape Brewing]

This is tremendous....

 

[Cape Brewing]

 

[Kent88]

It would be like Sauron wearing a shirt mocking Saruman for being evil.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah

 

[bluemoose]

It would be like Sauron wearing a shirt mocking Saruman for being evil.

Wow, what a hot take!

 

[HoppyDaze]

This is tremendous....

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Portnoy is almost as big a ****** as you are and what would Goodell have to do with a missed call on the field?

 

[Rodent]

Hines Ward calls Steelers ’embarrassing,’ praises Patriots for sustained success
"Year in and year out, they find a way to get it done."

Former Pittsburgh wide receiver Hines Ward called the state of the Steelers “embarrassing,” and he said the franchise would benefit from being more like the Patriots.

“I look at what happened with Malcolm Butler, being late for a meeting and missing the Super Bowl,” Ward told Barstool Sports. “That’s the culture, and that’s the Patriots’ way. There’s no one guy that’s bigger than the team. You do what Coach (Bill) Belichick says, and everyone else is held accountable.”

...

Ward credited Brady in particular for doing more with less talent around him than any other quarterback ever and continuing to play at such a high level at age 41. He pointed out that Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has plenty of weapons around him, yet the Steelers had trouble maximizing their potential.

https://www.boston.com/sports/new-e...nes-ward-patriots-steelers-ben-roethlisberger

 

[bluemoose]

It’s because the Steelers are a hot mess like the Packers and Seahawks.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Sh*t! It's almost February. Patriots regular season's about to start.

 

[day_trippr]

Q: "What is the Superbowl?"
A: "It's when the Patriots play their last game of the season".

A poll this week asked football fans who they were betting on. It was a slight split in favor of the Patriots.
Otoh, Las Vegas has the money split more like 85% NE/15% LA.

A lot of liars out there

 

[HoppyDaze]

most people bet with friends, not Vegas. dumb dumb

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sorry... were you saying something Sandy? I wasn’t paying attention and was busy packing

 

[day_trippr]

I get the feeling Hoppy lost bets on both league championship games...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Pats are in the SuperBowl again. No one loses.

 

[HoppyDaze]

except for the Pats half the time

 

[Cape Brewing]

Math is hard

 

[WI_Wino]

Math is hard

For you apparently

 

[HoppyDaze]

The Patriots are 5-5 in Super Bowls

 

[Rodent]

5-5 sure beats being 1-2 like the SeaHens

 

[day_trippr]

2-8 beats 1-2. That's a point haters never accept...

 

[ApolloSimcoe]

Who else has been to 11? I'll wait...

 

[Rodent]

 

[ApolloSimcoe]

Even she knows more about football than you

 

[Cape Brewing]

I deserve that... I was thinking just “Brady era”.

Ehh. Either way.

Yeah, the Seahawks have a super shtty record.

 

[lschiavo]

Wow. No stupid moronic football talk for an entire day. I bet yer all saving it up for tomorrow.

 

[day_trippr]

Right about now there's a metric crap ton of inner-nervousness that everyone is doing their best to tamp down for the next 24 hours.
It ain't easy but New England Patriots fans have had a bit of experience in these matters.

I will say that to the extent of the regard I hold for the various talking heads in the sports media biz I've been encouraged all week by the majority opinion of who is gonna win this thing. But...opinion means even less after the opening kickoff, so...

I'll consider it a win if I don't have to peel my wife off the ceiling. I'm just a solid fan, she's the rabid fanatic in this family

 

[lschiavo]

Whoops. Spoke too soon.

 

[day_trippr]

So...Lions fan? I can see why you're so bitter this time of year...for your entire life

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I think I found Cape

https://twitter.com/DatPiff/status/1091818313158660096?s=19

 

[WI_Wino]

I think I found Cape

https://twitter.com/DatPiff/status/1091818313158660096?s=19

I never realized his hair was so long. Or that he was so tan.

 

[day_trippr]

Predictions are the M-B Stadium is going to be rocking with Patriots fans by 10:1.
Rumours are the Rams practiced in front of simulated crowd noise today...

 

[pdq_wizzard]

..

 

[Rodent]