CreamyGoodness
Well-Known Member
It is my last day in the office for a couple weeks. Likely, the next rant after this one I will be typing with a black tungston ring on my left hand. Thats just weird. Also, I am literally the only person in my office. I could strip to my altogether and run around shouting "hey have you seen one of these before?!" and nothing would happen. I wont... but I could.
So, here's the game. One actor, celebrity, or musician that you feel like you probably should like, but you hate for some reason.
Everyone knows I want to hit Beyonce with a salmon. I dont know why, other than that epileptic fit she does that she calls "dancing." I mean, she's lovely and hasn't done anything that should make me mad. And yet, I wanna hear that wet slapping noise when she starts to break down "put a ring on it" as my post-rigor fish carenes off her head.
Another is Zoey Dechanel. Everything about me would lead one to believe I have her on my list of celebs who make me stutter just below Bjork and Natalie Portman. And yet I hate her. I wouldnt watch that "New Girl" show unless you paid me and I got to do MST3K commentary over it. With her I have a reason though. I'm on to her. I've dated too many closet b!@ches to not be. Behind those pretty blue eyes I can just tell that she's the woman that would ruin your life and think it was funny. F*$k a fruit basket Zoey.
For this same reason I go back and forth on my take of Paula Dean. Maybe she really is that nice. Somehow I doubt it. I keep thinking of Mom from Futurama.
So, brewers, what say you? Got someone you cant stand but feel guilty about it?
So, here's the game. One actor, celebrity, or musician that you feel like you probably should like, but you hate for some reason.
Everyone knows I want to hit Beyonce with a salmon. I dont know why, other than that epileptic fit she does that she calls "dancing." I mean, she's lovely and hasn't done anything that should make me mad. And yet, I wanna hear that wet slapping noise when she starts to break down "put a ring on it" as my post-rigor fish carenes off her head.
Another is Zoey Dechanel. Everything about me would lead one to believe I have her on my list of celebs who make me stutter just below Bjork and Natalie Portman. And yet I hate her. I wouldnt watch that "New Girl" show unless you paid me and I got to do MST3K commentary over it. With her I have a reason though. I'm on to her. I've dated too many closet b!@ches to not be. Behind those pretty blue eyes I can just tell that she's the woman that would ruin your life and think it was funny. F*$k a fruit basket Zoey.
For this same reason I go back and forth on my take of Paula Dean. Maybe she really is that nice. Somehow I doubt it. I keep thinking of Mom from Futurama.
So, brewers, what say you? Got someone you cant stand but feel guilty about it?