Masstoberfest 2014

[bob1852]

I am a lefty, and in high school I pitched one inning...

 

[paulthenurse]

Sounds like the idea of Yeager rubbing you down has you reconsidering your plans for late September.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

 

[bob1852]

Only if he rubs me down with blueberries. Wait, what?

 

[paulthenurse]

Christ, you'll be bluer that Papa Smurf when Yeager's done with you.

 

[shecky]

One of these days UConn football will be in a bye week for this thing. Alas, not this year. Maybe I'll just quit my job.

 

[paulthenurse]

Took me a while to track this down but I found a picture of the Cup before it was bastardized.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I think I'll try to make it this year. Key word, try.

 

[paulthenurse]

And last years winner Daddymem taking home the trophy from NHWrecker (Mort). The handsome fu(ker on the right is me, the host with the most.

 

[paulthenurse]

Anyone got a pic of Bird, the inaugural cup winner and his prize?

 

[paulthenurse]

One of these days UConn football will be in a bye week for this thing. Alas, not this year. Maybe I'll just quit my job.

Wow lets not get all higgally wiggally. Quitting your job is silly. Just call in sick. No one gives a rats arse about UConn football except the players parents. Come up here, watch the game on TV and email in your byline. Problem solved.
Geez, do I have to think of everything?

 

[wfowlks]

Ok alright already all this banter has me. Count me in

 

[paulthenurse]

I think I'll try to make it this year. Key word, try.

Don't try too hard. We wouldn't want you to overdo it and hurt yourself again.

 

[Daddymem]

Holy hell! It has been a year already? What a blur. The fame, the fortune, the booze, the women. That Masstoberfest Cup is life changing! I will miss that massive trophy, but I think my wife will love getting back her side of the bed, the passenger seat of our minivan, her side of the couch, and her seat at the table....I think. Anybody seen my wife lately?

Was someone looking for a shot like this?

 

[Daddymem]

Anyone know how to get dents out of it?
I'm totally giving up on getting out the stench, though.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok wfowlks, you're nominated to babysit the_bird and keep him from following the Cup face first into the bonfire. Again.

Everyone has had to pull their share of the duty, as the N00b you need to earn your keep.

You do plan on brewing, right? If you brew we get someone else to babysit him while you brew. (If you are smart you'll start a triple decoction brew about 5pm, right about the time people start to get a little lose. Words of ad

 

[wfowlks]

As long as I can use the backpack leash from my kid babysitting should be a snap... All I'd need is a pole or stake. I do plan on brewing... exactly what is still to be determined at this time.

 

[paulthenurse]

As long as I can use the backpack leash from my kid babysitting should be a snap... All I'd need is a pole or stake.

Good idea except someone already tried it and it didn't work. He has this unnatural ability to untie knots behind his back. Wierd.

 

[HumulusHead]

I'm coming next year

When this pizza oven is done


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[wfowlks]

What about a bike lock neck leash.... breaking bad style

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm coming next year

When this pizza oven is done


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That hurt.

 

[HumulusHead]

That hurt.

(I just don't think I'm ready for that next step in our relationship)


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[paulster2626]

Sounds like quite the sausage party.

 

[paulthenurse]

Melana, you want to handle rhat?

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok. Well she's in bed. She gets up around 3. Don't ask how I know that, Big John is serious big.

We get plenty of boobage. Sure the numbers are skewed towards sausage but that's cause most women are smarter than their male partners and say home. But we get a coupon dozen or every year.

I should add that chilllinz are welcome up to the point of whining. At that point they become firewood and will be tossed on the fire as it dies down.

However, naps on the couches in the living room have spared most (if not all) Spawn of Brewers.

We're tolerant of Spawns because they are generally accompanied by their frequently hot MILFs. Squalling Spawnage unaccompanied by a hot mother will be terminated with extreme prejudice and the Spawner will be ridiculed relentlessly for the next calendar year. It's a tough world out there. I don't make up the rules. It is what it is.

Same goes for whining SWMBO's. You'll rue the day you were born showing up with a high maintenance SWMBO. Unless she is uber hot. Like Giselle got. Then she's your problem but our eye candy and we'll let you slide. Especially if she decides to organize a wet tee shirt contest between her and the other swmbo's
.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

...
We get plenty of boobage. ...
.

Paul, we don't want to see your boobs. Ever!

 

[paulthenurse]

You're a boob. And you're not a very perky one.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

on second thought, wedding anniversaries happen every year so maybe ill drop in

 

[Melana]

I'm repeating myself. Ugh

 

[Melana]

Sounds like quite the sausage party.

That's part of the........ Charm

 

[paulthenurse]

Good idea Rookie. Blow off your anniversary with the one person who can tolerate you so you can go to a party just to irritate a bunch of folks who can't stand you. It's startling how flat out clueless you are.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

your dillussional that she does tolerate me.

 

[JustMrWill]

Count me in.


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[DakotaRules]

I'm in. Looks like I'm winning the cup this year. 😫


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[the_bird]

Alright, ****ers, I'm in! Haven't brewed in ages, but hoping to get a stout going next week so maybe I'll actually have something to share this time.

 

[paulthenurse]

You guys are collectively referred to as "The Usual Suspects."

We need an infusion of fresh blood.

 

[DakotaRules]

You guys are collectively referred to as "The Usual Suspects."

We need an infusion of fresh blood.

Fresh blood is overrated.

Your just looking for noobs for your following.


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[the_bird]

Paulie's just looking for new folks, people who haven't yet realized that he's completely full of ****. What he doesn't realize... EVERYBODY already knows!

 

[paulthenurse]

You are my rock. And upon you I shall build my reform school for wayward young woman. You in or out? Decide quick,Sassafras, there is a line of n00bs forming behind you.

 

[Melana]

Your just looking for boobs for your following.


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Nothing new there.

 

[paulthenurse]

He says it like its a bad thing.