Kirkwooder
Emperor of all things nobody cares about
"Guinness is such a good beer that they needed to start a book of the records it has broken, hence the now infamous Guinness Book of World Records."
Boy this thread certainly jumped both feet into the gutter fast.
"Guinness is such a good beer that they needed to start a book of the records it has broken, hence the now infamous Guinness Book of World Records."
Well, actually ... The "Guinness" in Guinness world records is the same as the brewery. The book was started by Sir Hugh Beaver, then the managing director of Guinness Breweries, to settle bar room arguments.
"Guinness is such a good beer that they needed to start a book of the records it has broken
The relationship between the beer and the book is pretty common knowledge.
The idea that the book was started specifically to house records about the beer being great is mildly humorous.
I had no idea that there was a link between the two, I just thought that linking them the way I did would be slightly better than mildly humorous.
Ha!
I'll be having that apology now, hunter!
I have a 10 month old grand son, he doles out berry kicks regularly, do I still need to line up?
I have a 10 month old grand son, he doles out berry kicks regularly, do I still need to line up?
there shall be no "Well, actually..." in my thread. everyone involved line up against the wall with your hands behind your backs. berry punchings will ensue.
I got a pair of industrial steel-toed sneakers, wanna borrow'em?
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The stomping does not match the beat...very disturbing.
Watch the beat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfQUuYY87fA
This hipster smiley is missing half his mustache.
you're missing your Daisy Duke cut-offs with the unicorn patches sewn on the back pockets. wait... no you're not.ipe:
I appreciate you letting me borrow them.
Don't worry, I'll return them unwashed, as requested.
IPAs were created during a hop shortage. Brewers started adding pine trees, mangoes, and grapefruits to mimic the hop flavors. But they added too much and made a new style of beer. They are super strong because of the pine trees making turpentine in the beer. If you drink too many of them, you'll go blind.
In a loud voice say "I am the lizard king, I can do anything, raise your hands if you understand!" Then chug a beer, take a bow & run away laughing. Doing this in front of a cop earns extra points.
Regards, GF.
You thought that was why, but really it was because you were 35 and trolling for 14 year old boys.that's how I got kicked out of youth group!
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