I don't like ales. They taste too dark. I only like beer.
Drinking homemade beer is very dangerous because homebrewers don't have the equipment to filter out the methanol like big breweries do. You could go blind AND will be six times more susceptible to Ebola...
Making mead is illegal.
Funny Things Billy-Klubb Should Say About Beer in Public
"If you open a 2 liter of root beer and ad a packet of bread yeast, then stick it in the closet for 37 days, you will have a beer just like Guinness, only stronger."
I won't even try a beer that doesn't include fish guts and beaver butt.
You have to mash the whole beaver butt or you're not a real brewer. That's how my great grandfather did it in Lithuania.
And don't call it "fruit beer", or you're a bigot.
This thread is pure madness and insanity combined. I'm afraid to contribute anything meaningful to it. I just might be taken seriously. Afterall, I'm one "of-those-guys" that believes an OG should begin at 1.070 and go up from there.
Lol didn't even look at it that way..... per conversation on another thread the anal glands of beavers are supposedly expressed for raspberry flavoring. I do not know this for fact but hence the fruit beer reference. I guess I should have called it a berry beer that way Billy Klubb would have something to punch.
But back to my question. ... Would it be considered a "sweet produce" beer without any fruit only beaver secretions?
To be serious for a second: Yes, I've read about fruit flavorings from beaver glands (there's got to be another punchline in there). And I agree that anything fruit flavored would be fruit beer, whether it comes from real fruit or flavoring. (Waiting for the "well actually" about banana esters and such)
The real question is: How do you "harvest" a beaver butt, and what do you do with them when "brewing" alone?
it can and will be taken seriously. and, hopefully, used someday in a video spanning several liquor stores, home brew shops, and tap rooms.
The Castor gland in a beaver is located under the hide just under the tail. After the beaver has been skinned the gland becomes visible and can easily be removed with a good sharp knife. It is then hung to dry and sold by the pound.
This dried gland is then ground into a powder and added to many things you would rather not know about. LoL
The yeast used in one of the original budweiser beer recipes was actually harvested from a yeast infection in 1891 when Adolphus Busch first obtained the name and trademark of Budweiser.
Someone is getting punked....
hell, it might even end up being me! hahaha!
I still have not looked it up, but wouldn't milking the gland be more efficient than killing it and only getting one use of it?........ OK I had to look it up.... aged and used in perfume, once used in or as medicine and used as and list in ingredients as "natural flavoring ". Used as vanilla, strawberry and raspberry. Both male and female have them and you can get $10 to $40 each for them from the Ontario government.
Now my question is what in the he|| was going on in the mind of the guy who said "let's try this in some cookies and see if we can get the vanilla flavor out tat a$$!"
It's the gland that gives the flavor that is being sought out, not the oil from the gland, and the beavers are being harvested for their fur and meat, and because they cause billions of dollars of damage to timber assets every year.
If your going to kill the beaver anyway, you might as well use as much of it as you can.
Without being funny, beaver meat is very good to eat. Everyone I've ever known to try beaver meat like it. So eat your beaver!
Boy this thread certainly jumped both feet into the gutter fast.
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