Masstoberfest 2013

I'll be watching the evening news for sure, then...

Cheers!

Are you bringing the chain, cinder blocks, and hefty bags?

"Toe-less Dead Hookers Floating In The Hahbah! Film At Eleven!"

Oh please. Like there aren't toeless dead hookers floating in the harbor on any random Tuesday. Get over yourself.

True, true. I don't know what the eff I was thinking...

Cheers! (LMAO at the retort, though. Classic PTN

paulthenurse said:

Oh please. Like there aren't toeless dead hookers floating in the harbor on any random Tuesday. Get over yourself.

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If you do it right they sink!

must be still under the shed........although that will probably change as soon as he starts taking the LSU out after dark..........

I expect LSU's first covert mission will be the night of Masstoberfest.

"Gee no, Mrs Cape. I haven't seen him since he left to drive that lonely bisexual psychology grad student back to her dorm... Her name? Uhhhh. Boob. Or Boon. Or Noob Something like that anyways... I can't say for sure, probably five or six hours ago.

(No dammit, AROUND the feet and up between the knees.)

Ya, I know... That's wiered. But you know what a joker he is... Remember that time...

(God dammit bird, do I have to do every farkin thing myself? Use the shackle to attach the anchor to the chain..,)

Remember that time at the Zu brew when he called you and told you he was on his way home, the butt dialed you and you got to listen to him for the next two hours tell us all how he'd outsmarted you? That Cape... What a joker!

(Ok. 450 feet beneath the keel. Say hello to Captain Ahab muttafarker.)

No. I'm sure hell be home shortly. Don't you worry about it one bit. Btw, you've been keeping up with his insurance policy, right? Ha ha ha!

Maybe Cape's gardener/pool boy can help you distract Mrs. Cape.

Melana said:

Maybe Cape's gardener/pool boy can help you distract Mrs. Cape.

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Isn't that Dakota?

so many, many stories that I'll need to get caught up on at Masstoberfest. I better get there early this year and get the brewing out of the way, so I can concentrate on learning antonyms, pseudonyms, and apparently funeral hymns.

I should have a keg of milk stout ready to go. PTN, you gonna have your green monstah up and running with an open tap?

Sounds like a great beer for breakfast. With bacon.

Should I bring (for food) something sweet (apple cake or cookies or something) or savory (chili, chili dip, pizza)??? Thoughts/preferences?

Yes.

the_bird said:

Yes.

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Yes to what?

"Yes", it sounds like a great breakfast beer. "Yes", it sounds great with bacon. "Yes" to cookies, "yes" to apple cake, and "yes" to something savory.

Got anything else you want yessed?

Just checking...
and are you bringing beer?

How many people do you usually get at this thing?

few dozen or so?

How many end up leaving?

At some point Paul kicks everyone out.

The date is no good for me this year, but hopefully I can join you next year.

'eatmorefrogs'? Just a question... what's the reference?

Melana said:

'eatmorefrogs'? Just a question... what's the reference?

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it's as random as it sounds, not a reference to anything

TheDudeLebowski said:

How many end up leaving?

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In handcuffs? Usually no more than two or three.

the_bird said:

In handcuffs? Usually no more than two or three.

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Doing it right!

why would anyone wanna goto this anyway. huge sausage fest willed with old fat people

Melana said:

At some point Paul kicks everyone out.

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Already made one hell of a good start.

Lame.

I had fckin popcorn made and everythin'

Cape Brewing said:

Lame.

I had fckin popcorn made and everythin'

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Well, what else were you going to use all that butter for?

I see what you did there Mr. Clever!!

nhwrecker said:

PTN, you gonna have your green monstah up and running with an open tap?

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I sold it to Dakota after last years Fest. I only used it once a year.

I wont bring it up AGAIN that he has only paid for half because we've already plowed that field and the seed is STILL unsowed. Oh well. I'm no one to ***** about somebody forgetting about brew stuff. Ive gone that myself.
Maybe he'll let us use it as a way to catch up on back rent.

paulthenurse said:

I sold it to Dakota after last years Fest.

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You did WHAT?

Dakota, Dakota, Dakota.... c'mon.

Why do I feel like I'll get the coin from Dakota, go out to my truck and get blown up into smithereens.

That's ok, you have the 'in' with a firefighter!

paulthenurse said:

Why do I feel like I'll get the coin from Dakota, go out to my truck and get blown up into smithereens.

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Nah. They'll be a lot less evidence if this "accident" happens on LSU. Is your insurance paid up?

So, LSU is going to go KaBOOM?

I don't know. Seems like someone's a marked man for Masstoberfest. People owe him money? He owe's people grapes? Large bank payments on a leaky tub? Hot dog steamer devaluation? Something could go down.

Melana said:

So, LSU is going to go KaBOOM?

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thats the only way his bank account could possibly recover

Don't be teasing me about the hot dog steamer. I really want one of those Bad Larrys. I don't care who you are, you would feel more complete as a person if you could serve up 25 or 30 steamed hot dogs and rolls to your friends out if your very own hot dog steamer.