Masstoberfest 2013

[paulthenurse]

Have any trees that need to be removed?

There are no more trees. Since Masstoberfest #2 I've removed over 40 trees. Two years ago I rented an excavator and had myself a ball ripping out the roots. Since then I've planted a small orchard and expanded the garden. So you can leave the axes at home.


Everybody may want to bring one anyways, just in case any unwanted guests crash the place. JK.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Mort,

You're not going to be bringing your pellicle-topped Octoberfest, are you? I want to be sure to prophylacticlly dose myself with some 3rd generation antibiotics if you are,

 

[nhwrecker]

Don't worry. It will be in kegs, and you won't see a thing. Plus, I'm just calling those things age spots. Nothing to worry about. Nothing to see here - move along, move along.

 

[Daddymem]

I hope to be free of ankle biters and make it this year!

 

[nhwrecker]

I hope to be free of ankle biters and make it this year!

This is another one of those coded notes about PTN, isn't it? I'm not surprised to find out about his ankle fetish, and we always knew he bit.

 

[Daddymem]

I said biter, we all know PTN only nibbles.

 

[Melana]

How would you know that PTN nibbles? Do I want to know how you know that?

 

[Daddymem]

I have scars still from Masstoberfest 2011.

 

[Melana]

We are all scarred for life yet we return year after year and love it!

 

[paulthenurse]

The only one with actually scars is Big John from falling into the briar patch while pulling down the tree at Masstoberfest #2.

So the rest of you "Quityerbitchin!"

 

[bigjohnmilford]

The only one with actually scars is Big John from falling into the briar patch while pulling down the tree at Masstoberfest #2.

So the rest of you "Quityerbitchin!"

Who needs a frigin t-shirt. Scars are like trophies you can't throw out.

 

[Melana]

And chicks dig scars

 

[Bulls Beers]

We are all scarred for life yet we return year after year and love it!

Yes we are and yes we do..

 

[paulthenurse]

You don't know jack about scars. I'm taking Yeager and PTO out fishing tomorrow. Let me tell you about scars.

So if you'll excuse me, class just finished and I'm going to go drink to excess to get good and ready.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

You don't know jack about scars. I'm taking Yeager and PTO out fishing tomorrow. Let me tell you about scars.

So if you'll excuse me, class just finished and I'm going to go drink to excess to get good and ready.

Make sure you get your story worked out before Mrs Yeager starts asking where he is.

 

[paulthenurse]

He's trying (with minimal success) to hang it over the side.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

^
If you'd taken the picture from a different angle you could've posted in 2 threads at once.

 

[Melana]

^
If you'd taken the picture from a different angle you could've posted in 2 threads at once.

Exactly

 

[brewmcq]

He's trying (with minimal success) to hang it over the side.

Prolly a wise idea to not dangle it that close to the prop..

 

[the_bird]

Hey Yeager, how you enjoying that Beef Stick?

 

[Melana]

Hey Yeager, how you enjoying that Beef Stick?

He's jealous, that's how he is!

 

[the_bird]

... I think all of your discussion about Big John's "proportionality" has made him a little insecure.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya. John is big. And apparently he's BIG.


But does he have a Beef Stick? Cause the geek formerly known as Yeager does.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

... I think all of your discussion about Big John's "proportionality" has made him a little insecure.

Nope, just feeding my ego. You guys won't believe how big I'll be in my head @ Masstoberfest.

 

[brewmcq]

Nope, just feeding my ego. You guys won't believe how big I'll be in my head @ Masstoberfest.

One way to settle it... The MoHBT thread needs some fresh meat, big guy. ;-)

 

[bigjohnmilford]

One way to settle it... The MoHBT thread needs some fresh meat, big guy. ;-)

Already put my 2 cents in on that. But, if you travel south for Masstoberfest you never know. What happens @ Masstoberfest stays @ Masstoberfest. Unless someone takes a pic and posts it on HBT. Lol

Seriously, I hope you make it you're a f-ing riot.

 

[paulthenurse]

We have a new contestant... Beef Stick.


That said, I'll take all the action on a line up trouser drop. My money's on Big John, but Beef Stick should draw a ton of attention.
I'm setting the over/under at 9.5 not including sackage and the line at + 1.5".

 

[Yooper]

Bah, airfare is still +/- 500 so I am out. I was thinking about throwing in an ultra low priceline bid as a last ditch effort, but right now it still looks like a no-go for me.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya but the over under is at 9.5 and if you show you can be the official Mod/Judge/Measurer.

 

[Melana]

Beef stick has received permission to join Masstoberfest this year?


Sad to hear that you're not able to make it Yooper. One of these years.....

 

[Melana]

Has PTO said that he's joining us?

 

[Melana]

I hear that PTN is building a mud wrestling pit... FUN!

 

[brewmcq]

Already put my 2 cents in on that. But, if you travel south for Masstoberfest you never know. What happens @ Masstoberfest stays @ Masstoberfest. Unless someone takes a pic and posts it on HBT. Lol

Seriously, I hope you make it you're a f-ing riot.

Thanks, man.. looks like it will be next year though... at least then I'll have some consistent brews in my pipeline that I can bring... and I'd love to bring down my setup and brew at Masstoberfest... that just looks like fun. :rockin:

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

houlton, me. you might as well just go brew in Canada, cause you could just hop over the line. we used to cross the border in Houlton on our way to visit family in NB

 

[brewmcq]

Tell me about it.

It's not the edge of the world up here, but you can see it on a clear day.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Somebody tell me where to find the Masshole thread on the iPhone app. Please? I've been trapped with a bunch of other holes.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

wow, brian has created yet another username(sharonazamboni). this one is good

 

[SharonaZamboni]

 

[paulthenurse]

No app yet but it's probably inevitable.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Yeah, now I remember how to get here, but there's just so much screen-tapping, I'm probably too lazy to keep up.