Masstoberfest 2013

[ComcastWineRookie]

oh, i thought yooper was a guy

 

[paulthenurse]

We're doing a bang up job of keeping this thread on a higher level so we don't scare off the n00bs. I was HOPING to attract some new people this year. Normal people. Nice people. So far, the only person who has definately said he is coming (Rookie) is the one person I think we can all agree is the person who we wish would stay home.

Can we PLEASE try to behave? PLEASE? Look at it this way, if new guys come they might bring their cute wives and girlfriends. Sure, the wives and girlfriends wont come back but we get to drool over them that one day.

OK? Smarten up! I'm trying to raise the bar.

 

[Melana]

We're doing a bang up job of keeping this thread on a higher level so we don't scare off the n00bs. I was HOPING to attract some new people this year. Normal people. Nice people. So far, the only person who has definately said he is coming (Rookie) is the one person I think we can all agree is the person who we wish would stay home.

Can we PLEASE try to behave? PLEASE? Look at it this way, if new guys come they might bring their cute wives and girlfriends. Sure, the wives and girlfriends wont come back but we get to drooled over them that one day.

OK? Smarten up! I'm trying to raise the bar.

I'm bringing BigJohn does that count?

 

[paulthenurse]

oh, i thought yooper was a guy

He is. But don't say anything. He's sensitive about the failed surgury. You don't get the cream of the surgical crop living in West Buttfark Michigan.

 

[Yooper]

oh, i thought yooper was a guy

I laughed and laughed at that. Thanks!

OK? Smarten up! I'm trying to raise the bar.

Wait, you're trying to raise the bar?!?! Am I still invited?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm bringing BigJohn does that count?

Only if he doesn't show up in another lavender pinafore. Don't get me wrong, it was a nice dress but lets just say it wasn't his color.

 

[paulthenurse]

Wait, you're trying to raise the bar?!?! Am I still invited?

I guess so. You should talk to Melana about borrowing Big John's dress. Now THAT would raise the bar!

 

[Melana]

Only if he doesn't show up in another lavender pinafore. Don't get me wrong, it was a nice dress but lets just say it wasn't his Colorado.

Didn't we explain that it was a kilt?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can we PLEASE try to behave? PLEASE? .

Me... thong... and will not shave "down there" for a month.

Oh yeah... That's happenin'

"Hayyyyyyyyyyy Paul!!! I'm heeeeeeere!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

I will be know from that point on as the guy who was smuggling a half a dozen squirrels into Paul's party.

So doing it.

 

[Melana]

Hey! The Pope is going to bless Masstoberfest!

 

[paulthenurse]

Like I said.. The TWO people who have said they're coming are the two we'd rather stay home.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey! The Pope is going to bless Masstoberfest!

Huh??

If he shows up I'm SO stealing the Popemobile. Just a few turns around the block.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape, I just got a PM from Yooper saying she would DEFINATELY show up if you...

1. Don't show up in you're special "Daddy's been a bad boy" suit
and
2. Bring by a few sample of the Bog Water.
And
3. Leave immediately after dropping off the samples.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope....

No deal.

I am also bringing a boom box blasting acid techno and grinding on everyone's legs to the beat.

 

[Yooper]

Me... thong... and will not shave "down there" for a month.

Oh yeah... That's happenin'

"Hayyyyyyyyyyy Paul!!! I'm heeeeeeere!"

Do NOT threaten us.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Sigh)

Fine.

I'll shave

 

[day_trippr]

"Brain bleach, stat!"

 

[Melana]

(Sigh)

Fine.

I'll shave

Isn't it called 'manscaping'?

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Brain bleach, stat!"

You're fooling no one

 

[paulthenurse]

I am also bringing a boom box blasting acid techno and grinding on everyone's legs to the beat.

You do that every year. Its getting to be a stale act.

 

[Yooper]

(Sigh)

Fine.

I'll shave

Shave or not shave, I don't care. But a thong is the issue, not the shaving. Probably few (except Paul) want to see that.

Although.............I imagine it will be cold in Bahston at the end of September. We could watch your tiny bits shrivel. That would be entertaining.

Wait, what is this "we"? I probably can't even come.

 

[paulthenurse]

That which is already shriveled can't shrivel further. That would be a Double Shrivel.

Hey Cape, I think we found the name for your Anniversary Brew.

 

[Melana]

John wants to know if you are challenging him to wear a dress!

 

[day_trippr]

Caught out again

btw, y'all have been in top form today between the two active MA threads. It's a good thing I'm a contractor and work well away from humanity, otherwise someone would probably have dropped an HR note on my desk by now...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

John wants to know if you are challenging him to wear a dress!

I just look stupid, I'm really not.

 

[Melana]

I just look stupid, I'm really not.

Never said you were!

 

[Melana]

You may be chicken.....

 

[Yooper]

I just look stupid, I'm really not.

You're not?!?! Now you tell me. You're an amazing actor.

 

[paulthenurse]

Have you seen my act where I pretend that I like most of the people on this thread? I'm a freakin' thespian!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

You may be chicken.....

speaking of chicken, I am suprised the Flatulent Fowl hasnt found this thread yet

 

[paulthenurse]

Lets hope our luck holds...


Now if only you had never found it. That's what I really wanted. I guess that was too much to hope for.

 

[Melana]

Paul did you say that you are a lesbian? Not that there is anything wrong with that...

 

[Yooper]

Paul did you say that you are a lesbian? Not that there is anything wrong with that...

I'm pretty sure that's what he said.

 

[Melana]

Can you get Bob to join you in MA if you promise him fishing on LSU?

 

[nhwrecker]

So PTN the poet goes into a bar and says.....

Hey Bartender
Don't Bore me with your mundane drivel,
just shut up and pour me a Double Shrivel.

Else I'll drop my drawers and raise my ass
and you'll see my thong as I pass some gas.


That should help get some new peeps to the party.

 

[Yooper]

Can you get Bob to join you in MA if you promise him fishing on LSU?

Hahaha- that is just something that might work!

 

[Yooper]

So PTN the poet goes into a bar and says.....

Hey Bartender
Don't Bore me with your mundane drivel,
just shut up and pour me a Double Shrivel.

Else I'll drop my drawers and raise my ass
and you'll see my thong as I pass some gas.


That should help get some new peeps to the party.

I see a wonderful barley wine being named "Double Shrivel" in my house.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok, so I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian stuck in a mans body. I'll deal with it.

As far asMorts little poem... WTF?

 

[Melana]

I see a wonderful barley wine being named "Double Shrivel" in my house.

yes, with the poem on the label!